Coffee Enema Recipes

If you ever stress out, and none of us do rofl. I find the Coffee Enema to be very soothing, and good for you. You can go to StarBucks, get a good latte, and buy some of their Beans Called Sumatra Extra Bold, one handful in a grinder, and 1.5 cups finished coffee to one qt water. Very soothing and good for you, anyone ever done these? Try it you'll like it. 😉

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Coffee enemas are very relaxing and good for removing toxins. I always feel perked up (pardon the pun) after taking one. I usually brew four or five spoonfulls in our drip coffee maker and brew an entire pitcher of coffee - 10 cups. After letting it cool, or adding ice if I'm in a hurry, I add enough water for a two quart enema. I usually retain it for approximately 20 minutes before releasing. It'll really get rid of all the junk that's been accumulating in your intestines. I usually add a tablespoon of baking soda or salt to the solution.

I can usually hold it without any difficulty so long as I'm relaxed. The other I wrapped up a hard day with a coffee enema. This time though, I decided to add a little something to the venture. After removing the nozzle and cleaning myself, I put on my underwear, jeans, and a shirt and sat out on our patio and read for awhile. Of course I began to get the urge to go with a few mild cramps, but I made it safely back to the master bath and released. This added a little extra excitement to the enema.

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For excellent informartion on the theraputic aspects of coffee enemas go to www.coffee-enema.ca/

If you want a BUZZZ from a coffee enema, you need to use a substantial amount of coffee! If you add six or more coffee scoops of regular coffee to two quarts of water, boil for 20+ minutes, cool and take as a retention (as long as you can) enema, you'll get QUITE A BUZZZZ. I have, and, frankly, it was a bit more of a BUZZZ than I cared for. But this would probably be excellent if you were trying to staying awake! [WARNING: WAY TOO MUCH CAFFEINE CAN BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.]

Coffee is my favorite enema solution. I boil 2 tablespoons in a quart or so of water for 20-30 minutes, let it cool and strain it. It usually boils down to less than 1 pint, so I add water for 1 pint since the purpose for me is retaining the coffee. I lie on my right side for best absorption. Afterwards, I always feel sooo good! 😉 Have any of you noticed how this enema helps alleviate (and many times eliminates) a headache?

Yes, I boil the fresh organic coffee (3 tbs) for 20 minutes, too. (Use organic from Sam's CLub; use R/O filtered water 16 oz.).

Then allow the coffee to cool.

Strain the coffee from the grounds.

Add filtered water to get 1 quart of solution and then add 1 tsp of the grounds to the mixture (the grounds provide a bit of grittiness and also get coffee benefit from grounds). I pour the contents in 1 quart container.

Add 1 tbs of blackstrap mollasses to the solution and shake well to blend the mollasses (the mollasses adds quite a bit of therapuetic effect and helps with the ability to retain the coffee; earthclinic.com (look up benefits of mollasses)).

Then use enema bucket and retain for 10-20 minutes.. I lay on right side for 1/2 time and then on left side for other 1/2.

It is great; I do it daily and it helps you stay refreshed, clean, and ready for the day. I don't do it at night as it tends to stimulate me too much just the same as one typically would not drink coffee prior to bed. Thanks.

"It's important to use organic coffee for this. 5-6 tablespoons, boil for 20 minutes in a sauce-pan, let cool and apply. Very good for de-toxing the liver!"

Dr. Max Gerson made coffee enemas popular many many years ago. You are dead on with the liver de-tox. This therapy was done in hospitals years ago and was listed in the Merck Bible for nursing procedures.

The coffee stimulates the liver which expels lots of bile and dumps out the waste of the liver. Dr. William D. Kelley a holistic doctor followed through on Dr. Gerson's enema procedure and used this as one of the main de-tox procedures for pancreatic cancer patients. Years later Dr. Nicholas Gonzalez of NY City who was a student at Cornell Medical Center did research on Dr. Kelley's protocols by following up 5,000 of Kelley's cancer patients. The results of his research in regards to Kelley's patients were astounding! He did some of this research for Sloan Kettering in NYC. Regular coffee enemas have saved many lives and if used on a regular basis can prevent many kinds of cancers. There are many articles on the net about Gerson, Kelley and Gonzalez. To your good health!!!

Contrary to an earlier comment, I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE that caffeine from coffee can be absorbed through the colon. Absorbtion of caffeine through the colon is the whole premise of coffee enema liver detoxification, which I believe to be factual, and therefore personally take a small (2 cup) coffee enema every morning using a 26 oz. bulb syringe.

In my early experimentation with coffee enemas, I "overdid" it and took a coffee enema with about 10 coffee measures of coffee boiled in 2 quarts of water. The result of taking that as an enema was a massive caffeine BUZZ that really gave me the "jitters", and even increased my heart beat rate. It did NOT feel good, and took about an hour to dissipate - NOT RECOMMENDED. Butt, to the point, caffiene can definitly be absorbed by the colon!

I have always done Soap (castile) or salt water (Epsom) enemas. I have been looking at some information on the web on the subject of coffee enemas to detoxify the liver. A normal enema routine for me is a warm (105 – 115F) soap water (2-3quart) followed by 1 or 2 salt water enemas to fully flush system (4-6Quarts) how do others use Coffee enemas?

Do you just save a cup from the morning brew?

The coffee enema is a well proven medical treatment to detoxify the liver. It was a standard practice documented in the Merck Nursing Manual until approx 1975 when it was removed as being too "folksy". i have been taking a daily coffee enema (on Dr.'s orders) for years. I use 5tbs of instant coffee in two quarts of water. I warm (very well so the intant coffee disolves) about 1/2 quart put in the coffee then add more water unntil good warm but not hot temp.

For excellent information on coffee enemas go to coffee-enema.ca. First thing every morning I take a two cup (16 oz) coffee retention enema using a 26 oz bulb enema, and hold it for about 20 minutes. A FUN and HEALTHFULL start to my day !

Been doing the "shot" thing this week. Mix half coffee half water (quart or so mix) holding about 20 or 30 min. than expel some of it. Working GREAT!!! Use Folgers reg drip same stuff I drink just mix with plain water. will see if Health Barn has organic light roast next trip. Thanks for tips!!

I also talk to someone that said to add a pinch of salt in grinds. This will make the coffee lower in acid. A very small pinch does make coffee taste better for drinking as well.

I use sawilsons.com coffee., which is specifically for coffee enemas.

I take a two cup coffee enema first thing every morning - a great way to enjoy your "morning Joe". I buy it pre-ground, keeping a 5 pound container in the freezer, and then brew (simple simmering for 20 minuites) enough for several days, keeping the balance if the fridge. I use a large 24 oz enema bulb, which I fill with about 16 oz - much easier than getting out an enema bag.

A good site to find out more about coffee enemas is coffee-enema.ca

I blieve the liver detoxification effects of coffee enemas are probably real, and anyway, really enjoy the subtle pressure of a small volune enema held for about 15 minuites to "start my day". 😄

I just did a really great one.

Used about 4 scoops of finely ground coffee plus 3 spoons of instant. Put it in a large 32 oz cup of boiling water and let sit... Then prepared a 4 qt salt/baking soda to do a clean out first, while the coffee is cooling... Held the clean out for 20 min while visiting enemas4fun, then expelled.

By that time the coffee had cooled, so I mixed it with hot tap water to bring it up to two quarts and took it all (I can comfortably hold two, you may want more or less).

Here is the key... I like to keep the grounds in the mix and let it run down the tube. I use clear tubing and a wide nozzle so you can watch and it does not clog... Held for about 30 min then expelled. The grounds feel good coming out.

PS: My kit is simple: A plastic 1-gal milk jug, 3/8 in tubing from the Home store, home made tip from a pen cap with side holes drilled. A zip tie holds the tube to the jug handle. You just start a siphon by blowing into the TOP of the jug. Simple and easily replaceable.

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I have a pink folding travel bag from Rojo that is dedicated to coffee enemas. Even though it says it is a 2 quart folding douche, it may hold 1 ½ quarts tops. But I only use 1 quart of coffee and induce it slowly and hold it 30 minutes. I feel great for a few days after a good long 4 bag session with my coffee for the 5th. About half time I feel a small buzz afterward.

You boil the coffee not brew it like normal? And do you leave the grounds in it?

I just did a coffee enema. I put 1/2-3/4 cup ground coffee in small thermos and filled with boiling water. Left that steep for about a 1/2 hour while I took a couple of plain tap water faucet enemas to clean my bowel. Drained the coffee through a filter into the bag and added some cold water to adjust the temperature. Only made for about a third of a bag. Retained this for maybe 20 minutes and then took another quart of plain water and held that for awhile. Didn't get any jitters. In fact felt very, very relaxed. There is something so soothing about laying there, retaining an easily held enema with a large nozzle in your butt.

I take a coffee Enema at least once a week. I bring 1 qt water to a boil. add 4 tablespoons coffee. turn off heat and let set for 10-20 minutes. then i strain it through a wire mesh & add water to make 2- 2 1/2 qts re heat if nessesary then place in bag and take it in slowly. I'll hold it for 1 hour before releasing. depending on my plans for the day I'll rinse or not.

I'm very keen to try a coffee enema, but i don't understand if i should keep the grounds in the solution or filter them out beforehand. i found the recipe on this site confusing in that regard.

thanks for any input.

I start each day with a 2 qt coffee enema. i brew the coffee in my coffee maker and don't use the french press. That way i have no grounds to deal with. i've done it with the french press and grounds. i'm guessing the grounds help with the expulsion as the body wants to get rid of the irritants.

BTW - use a Mae West enema. Add baking soda/sea salt to your 2 qts of coffee. It makes it so easy to retain. The recipe is on this site.

I have tried both ways with grounds and without. The coffee enema with grounds seem to produce more irritation in the bowel.

This is my personal favorite enema. http://www.health-information-fitness.com/cleanse/personalcoffee.htm

Two words folks - Mae West. The recipe is here on site. The addition of baking soda and sea salt makes the enema a piece of cake to retain. Plus, you get the added benefit of the health aspects of the coffee enema. Plus - the caffeine jolt rocks.

I do coffee enemas on a weekly basis,the next morning I am energised as if I were fifteen years younger.Coffee enemas get me extremely horny during the 20 min holding the solution period, which leads to a very satisfying orgasm.

I always use organic coffee brewed in a regular coffee maker after doing three cleanout 1.5qt enemas.I will hold a 2qts of coffee solution a full 20 min before expelling.The next enema would be almost four quarts to clean out the remaining coffee.All in all,a very satisfying evening.

Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/Western Ma

I use S.A.Wilsons special blend of coffee just for enemas. I really enjoy them. I brew up about 2 quarts at a time using 3 tablespoons per quart. I then use about 3 cups of coffee in a two quart enema. I hold it for about 20 minutes and it really makes me feel great. I don't feel any jitters or buzzed from the caffine.

I got my recipe from a colon therapists. She said two tablespoons of organic caffeinated coffee to 4 cups of good water. not tap water. Boil for 5 minutes and add to 4 more cups of good water. Let cool if too hot, although adding to the water will normally cool it enough. Take enema and hold for at least 10 minutes. Rotate left and right side. Also, take regular enema before coffee enema. This will clean your colon and allow you to hold longer. Idea is that the caffeine will open the bile ducts to your liver and allow the toxins to release. I suppose you can add more coffee if your looking for a caffeine buzz, however, too much caffeine can be bad for your health. All enemas are great, I love mine

I use the same recipe, only I add the coffee to 2 quarts of water for a 3 quart enema. I can take 3 quarts with no problem but getting that full gallon inside me is possible but not easy. I also add a spoonfull of Epsom salts to make a saline solution. I have read that as blood contains salt, the body reacts better to enemas with a small amount of salt.

Im trying one for the 1st time (coffee) any tips on administering? I dont have organic. Im trying columbian dark roast and dont have organic filters so im am straining through the coffee makers strainer that came with it. Is it ok to have some grounds?

Here's what I do for coffee enemas.I take two cleanout enemas of 1.5 qts each with cool water for quick cleanout.The first enema has some soap and salt,the second cleanout enema with just 1.5 teaspoon salt.The third enema is the coffee enema.

I put four scoops of organic coffee grounds in the top basket of my electric coffee maker with one quart of water and let it brew.While the coffee is brewing I'll take my cleanout enemas.My coffee maker is in my bathroom so I can see when the coffee is done,so I can shut it off during my cleanout enemas.Next,I put the hot coffee on the counter of the sink to allow it to cool a bit during my cleanout enemas.

When I am ready for the coffee enema,I put one quart of very cold water and two teaspoons of salt in a two quart juice container and then pour the brewed coffee into the container with cold water.The coffee will be warm but not too hot to take your enema.

Hold the solution for twenty minutes[you might get horny]before expelling.Be sure to take a couple of rinse enemas of salt and plain water.Good luck and have fun.

Let the good times flow to the max,three quarts will do./wm73yrs/Western Ma

Thanks for the advice and comments.

After doing some research and taking your comments into cosideration, I've settled on a one pint coffee enema with a retention of 15 - 20 minutes with no pre-cleansing enema. I am doing this once per week hoping that it will help my health problem. My only concern is that I often feel weak after the enema... is this normal?

Switchablesusie: You impress me as being very knowledgeable. Are you a health professional?

Coffee is coffee Organic will always be better, but I just buy the cheap as possible. I make 2 gallons by putting it into a large pot on the stove and boiling it for 20 min or so, then I strain it through a colander with a wet paper towel on top to strain out any crumbs. Then I let cool to about 105 F and use a 6-quart bag and fill myself till I can't stand it any longer. Then I hold it all day and urinate out the coffee. I do this as much as possible and haven't had medical problems at all. I even have that shine that pregnant woman get.

I would recommend that for first time coffee enemas should start out slow. see how you like it...you can always do another enema. some of the cancer clinics and health spas do several 2-quart coffee enemas through out the day!

try using one or 2 cups of regular strength coffee at 99 to 104 degrees, body temperature, and inject it and retain a few minutes, you don't need cleaning enemas to do coffee unless you plan on letting it all absorb.

Google coffee enema and you will see lots of info on how they are used in the "health" arena