Vegetable sex

Have you thought about using Chinese eggplants, which are smooth, slender, and even slightly curved, like a penis. They are good for both vagina and anal sex.

A cucumber right out of the garden - warmed by the sun, and a condom, and I'm a happy camper. 😃

I've used a cucumber in my bottom. Fun to use different sized ones. Makes it feel like different partners.

I like to start with a slim eggplant, then move to one with a lot more girth. Of course that is after a series of enemas and a lot of lube. But my hole feels so good.............

Ok! What a fun topic. I have not tried any of this. You guys rock.

Once upon a time my girl friend was not into sex that particular day, I think she had her period. Anyway, she suggested a pumpkin! It was after all Halloween, so there was a fresh pumpkin on hand and there were no parents around..... yes, this was a long time ago! She made a hole in the side and held it between her legs as she was squatting or kneeling on the floor. It was very intimate as we were first time lovers and totally devoted to one another so it was just as if we were making love as we always, and often, did. Wow, to be that young again! I will never forget how great it was.

I don't see a fruit category, so I will post here! Ok, so I guess I have an imagination. That is silly right? Everyone here has a great imagination. I was exploring my ass and I had a few mangos around. They made one hell of an orgasm as one by one they came out and massaged my prostate to the point of climax. I call it that because it is a little different than a huge regular orgasm. Just a little semen and sometimes clear liquid that is sweet and yes, sometimes pee that is salty. I say sometimes, but really, I get all these liquids as I keep going for more orgasms, then a different liquid will come out depending on how well I am stimulating myself!

The mangos can be firm or soft. The softer ones may loose their skin, but that is ok

If you like vegetable sex English cucumbers are the way to go. They are a little pricey but they do it for me.

Interesting discussion with some interesting experiences and techniques! Definitely they have given me some "food for thought" (excuse the bad pun!) for ways to enjoy my fruit and vegetables next time!

Just a word of caution: my sister-in-law was an emergency room nurse for many years and told me of a number of emergencies where the doctor had to remove a vegetable from either the anal cavity or vagina because it had become too soft or had been pushed in too deep and couldn't come out...

I hardly think twice about sticking some vegetable or fruit up my ass when I get the urge. So many appealing natural shapes that beg for insertion, cucumbers, zucchini, Japanese eggplants, bananas, carrots, etc. And unless you are vegan a smoked sausage is very nice. A little carving creativity goes a long way in extending the possibilities. Potatoes, yams, daikon, green papaya can all be shaped into a variety of butt plugs, dildos, and nozzles.

Aside from peeled bananas (which always come screaming out of me within 20 minutes anyhow), I've not yet lost any fruits or veggies up the tunnel, but I wouldn't much worry about it. If they don't soften up and make it down on their own a bowel movement will eventually come along and push things through. An enema could come in handy if you didn't want to wait. Barring a suspected perforation, these stories of doctors whisking patients off to surgery to remove a cucumber lost in a colon rather than letting nature take its course seem like malpractice.

Anyone try sweet corn? Take the shucks off, taper the end ,if need be, use vasaline and away you go but don't put it completely in. The kernels make for a lovely feeling but will draw out poo if you don't clean out first.

I have used sweet corn. The bigger the better, with lots of butter, shoved all the way in! Sometimes I will use just the cob, after a bbq and everyone is gone home. I love my garden!

Cleanbean, I saw your reference to peeled bananas and the result they provided "..which always come screaming out of me within 20 minutes." I was wondering what is it that's inside a banana that would produce a expulsion like that? Anyone have any ideas?

Perhaps a type of sugar?

In my day I have made love to many a carrot & cucumber.

If you aren't familiar with Chinese eggplants, you should really check them out (here's a link http://www.planetnatural.com/wp-content/uploads/ping-tung-eggplant-lg.jpg ) Just go to a good farmers market or oriental market to find a nice selection . Some will be longer and some will be thicker.....Whatever floats your boat ...LOL.

Well, here I have a couple of homegrown zucchinis, the first ones this season. Going to test drive them in my butt within minutes.... Yay for summer and all the good things you can grow to stuff yourself with!

Me and my partner often use vegtables to play with her pussy and bum. We use cucumbers, carrots, courgettes and leaks. We find the best method is to cover them with a condom as this helps when using lube and prevent them going to mush.

Autumn is the best time for corn on the cob for the backside

corn on the cob for the backside

that never fared well with my backside... on the other hand - overgrown cucumbers and eggplants are some of the most enjoyable toys. Have some of them in the fridge for a session later 😃