Vegetable sex

I see many using cucumbers for anal/vaginal pleasures, however there's another cavity friendly vegetable that brings wonderful pleasures. The yellow squash, or crooked neck squash as called in some areas is a wonderful toy/friend. It is available in most areas year round, and also comes in many shapes and sizes. For beginners, choosing a long and slender one is a good start. Scrub it nicely, and scrub off the little button on the base of it since it can be a bit edgy, and would cause some discomfort. Always insert, whether anal or vaginally, the wide end first, leaving the neck to hold on to or release, your option. Since they are shaped as they are, once the widest portion of it passes the most restrictive area of the anus or vagina, it will slide nicely into place and find it's comfort spot within you. For women, taking one both anal and vaginally at the same time will provide a wonderful wall to wall friction and fullness, and you can walk around with them inserted and experience an incredible full and satisfying sensation. For an added comfort, microwave them individually for about 20 seconds to warm them a bit. Do not do it much longer than that or they will become soft and not as manageable. Again, due to their available size differences, you can experiment with size combinations to suit your needs.

So, shop accordingly in the produce section.............and experience them.

Enjoy !!!

Never though about microwaving first - good idea 😃

I enjot bananas and squash, for anal pleasure.

Ok..Recently found a new veggie for anal play/insertion; did the cucumber several times and liked the fullness feeling I had a taste for stir fry a few nights ago :sweet & sour chicken; lo Mein; moo shu pork, shrimp fried rice. Went to an "international food shoppe" to get my ingredients while putzing around I found this bin of egg plants not like what you get in a regular supermarket store..these were sorta unusual...the color was purple with a soft smooth skin..and they were huge and long..my naughty mind was doing a few "what ifs"....up my bum.."no way"; the store clerk said the egg plants were sweeter than the black kind..so I like sweet and bought 3 along with my other stuff. Being curious....took a tape measure..the first was 10 inches long and 5" in diameter; 2nd was 11" long and 6"inches in diameter; and the third was a full 12" long and 6 1/2 inches in diameter! With lots of lube, I did the first 2! Enuff for now!

They do work quite well for my wife. We even cook them afterwards if we feel really kinky

Damn, everytime I come into the forums I find something else I want to try doing. So now I have to make a run to the local produce store and look for these.

And i am not saying that it's a bad thing...

...Yowch!... While I completely like the shape of eggplant, and fantasize every time I see them when out shopping for groceries, the narrowest I have ever found was some 3" - 4" across in size. My rectum will accommodate 1.25"-1.50" comfortably & not causing damage,anything larger is just plain out of the question for me. I still keep my eyes open for narrower ones, someday..... 😄

G.N.

Cucumbers work for me. put a condom on them and have fun. {I love butts}

I have just discovered the wonderful world of The ginger root, I suppose that is a vegetable. You peel a piece and pop it into your (or your subs) bottom. Nothing happens for the first few seconds and then I got that lovely heat build up. It settles down to something quite bearable and still feels hot for a while after removal. On the banana front I never had much success until I made my "Banana inserter". I took a large plastic syringe carefully cut the catheter tip end off. This left a sharp edge that I rounded by heat. So now I had a syringe with an open end. To load it you take the plunger out and push the banana in pointy end first, pushing it right down the tube so that the pointed end just protrudes. Break off any extra length and replace the plunger. The whole thing can now be inserted high up you bottom and the banana ejected even higher by pushing the plunger. (similar to a tampon applicator). The softest bananas can be used with no mess... Lovely.

My favourite at the moment is the egg plant or aubergine,i insert a medium sized one up my arse usually 7 inches long by 2.5 inches accross,i stand up and clench my muscles i can then feel the aubergine go around the corner,i then pump air into myself ,this pushes the aubergine up to my ribs,i then leave it there while i go and do work around the house,then later on when in the mood for some fun i'll insert another one,i can manage two and a half aubergines and working to get three

A condom rolled over a nice 10inch cucumber has been a friend of mine for lot of years...

I had read this site last week and wondered what it is like to have a vegetable put up my but. Well someone brought me some zucchini this week end and i thought about it a lot. However i knew my wife was not into something like this so i had to weight until today till she left for work. I got one that was about 3/4 x 8" long. I done and enema to get prepared. I then washed it and lubed it and stuck it up my but. It was a little tight but i got it in about 5 and 1/2 inches give or take a little. I could not stand up because it would come out. I could not sit down because it was to long and would hurt a little. Well i took it out and cut it so it was about 5 and 3/4" long. I put it back in and i am sitting here writing this with it in me right now. It feels pretty good but it wants me to push it out and that is a good feeling. is it normal not to be able to take more than this. I have read that some can take a lot more. H is this possiable

When I was a young strong adult , I often play with a dildo who was 7" long and have a diameter of 1.75" or a circumference of 5.5" . It looks like my shaft , after several kinky and naughty exercises I showed it fully inside once , trying during another fantasy session I can't do it , so I agree with my body some rules who are :

sometimes it goes in with pleasure , sometimes it stay blocked , and I have to enjoy with what my body let me do . The same rule for enemas , I reached more than 4 quarts and asked for more , so good so incredible good , but other times one bulb is TOO MUCH , follow your feelings , and never forget that pain is a waring .

A peeled cumcumber is auto lubrifiant !

Use enough lube inside your rectum and colon , you clean them after this action they lost their slippery .

KY or J-Lube(cheaper)or Bag Balm are good stuf .

Before to make a marathon , you have to run shorter distances , before to run you have to learn to walk , before to walk you must stand up , before you have to stay on your four , and before you have to can roll from belly to back and reverse !

Never forget two steps with the same foot are not possible without to fall .

Go slow , go lubed , go painless , enjoy sensuality

So the other day I was doing some grocery shopping with my wife, actually she was shopping and I was just pushing the trolley as usual.

When we got to the fruit and veg department I noticed this middle aged woman hanging around the butternuts section; she did spend a bit of time carefully choosing her vegetables. Though I'm not sure whether she was looking for the quality or sizing them out she eventually realized I was staring at her and while our eyes locked for a few seconds she gave me an amiable smile and at the same time she patted the tip of the butternut... I thought of the posts in this topic 😁

First, I am a guy. When I go to the Vegetable section at the grocery store, I stand there looking at the veggies trying to find just the right ones. The squash has to have just the right bend to it. As big as I think I can fit in my ass, but not too big. Same with cucumbers. I want ones that will go all the way in, but not too fat so they will go around the bend. While standing there studying the veggies, I just know that people are looking at me thinking I really don't want these veggies to eat or make a salad. Especially when the only thing I have at the checkout is long, slender, fruits and veggies that look like dildos. One other thing is, if you are just gonna cut them up to eat, one cucumber is as good as another. Buying veggies isn't like trying to pick out which melon is ripe. I do get some looks from the women, as if they know from experience, what I am buying and why.

Had anal sex with my husband with me in his lap with my back to him. I had every millimeter of him buried in my bottom and he had a cucumber the diameter of him and just about as long buried in my vagina. I recall having as many as four orgasms during one of these marathon sessions. We do this very slowly but goodness it's so much fun. Gets a little sweet and nasty but what would one expect after being filled to the brim. 🌹

So glad to hear there are others who enjoy vegatables. They've always served me well as I'm married and can't risk my wife finding a proper dildo or plug. It's gotten to the point where actually get a hardon when cruising through the produce section. My favorites are zuchinis and large cucumbers. I find that inserting a peeled banana (green - not ripe) in first helps to relax and open my upper sphincter. Then I push it in deep with the larger vegetable. The feeling of fullness is just wonderful.

I've actually surprised (and scared) myself lately with the size and length I can take in now. Hope I'm not permanantly widening my asshole. But damn it just feels too good. Maybe someday I'll get to play this way with another. 😄

My wife once used a banana while I took pictures. I was able to eat the banana after the insertion it was delicious.

Wife often enjoys the pleasure of a cucumber, banana, carrot, or Oriental eggplant but her absolute favorite is a bitter melon. While the larger, light green ones have the general shape and firmness of a cucumber, they have bumps and ridges up and down the whole length that add considerable stimulation to wherever it is used. It is also know as bitter gourd or bitter squash and can be found in Oriental grocery stores. Check WebMD for other names and some interesting facts about bitter melon

My favourite is a zucchini, it is larger at one end ,,, Once you get the large end in your anal muscles suck the rest in for a nice fit. Sometimes it hits an area inside that makes you feel like you have to go real bad, a pleasant little cramp... walking around with it inside is very erotic and I can feel it making small adjustments to accommodate my movements.

As a teen I once masturbated with a large zuchini that was growing in the garden. I cut it in half, then hollowed out the inside just enough to get my penis in. I remember it being wet and slippery as I moved in and out of it till I came. And no, it was not later cooked for dinner.

I've found that a carrot, peeled just right and slimmed in the right places works well as a small butt plug.

Vegie.. your balance diet.... for fiber and pleasure,the only sex toys can give you nutrition.dont waste it reuse it (for cooking) after play with it... or you can eat it fresh from pussy / ass.... > _

I love the usage of yellow squash, you can get both big and little sizes. I started at 2inches and built up to much larger. Make sure you use plenty of personal liquid to allow you to slip your veggie up slowly but surely for a full prostrating explosion.

I have stuck a cucumber up my bum from time to time.

I have taken a spaghetti squash, cut a hole in it just a little larger than the diameter of my erect penis and then I cooked the squash in the microwave to soften up the insides. After letting it cool a bit, I fucked it! It was still a little warm, very wet, and very squishy. It was a lot of fun!

I prefer a zucchini over yellow crookneck. again, scrub it and trim the stiff tab off the end. By purchasing several in increasing diameters, you create a poor man's anal dilator set.

A big zucchini, a peeled cucumber (slippery!), a slim eggplant - love them all! I tried the carrot, too, but even if peeled to smooth up it is still "coarse" enough to bruise me. I always smile at the produce section 😉

There's nothing like a well lubricated English cucumber . . . . except a good hard dick with a man attached to it!

My mother always taught me to eat the vegetables.

But I am such a BadGirl!!! Cu-cum-ber it is with dotted condoms 😁

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