Have you had a real life erotic hospital experience?

When I was in the hospital for four days last March, my nurse came in to introduce herself for her shift. She was old and not attractive at all. She asked me if anything seemed abnormal and I lifted up my shirt and pointed to a few marks I had on my chest and then I pulled my penis out of my boxers and said, "There was something I noticed on my penis." She leaned in close and prodded barehanded at my exposed penis where I have a mole and asked if that was it, I told her it was a just mole and continued to search through my pubic hair for a non existent problem and after becoming totally erect, I just said oh well it must have healed. She told me to let the doctor know if I noticed anything else and left.

There are times when I've been hospitalized for observation when I felt fine. The 3 times as an adult that I had cardiac catheterization and stents, I felt fine but had to be observed. I wish something kinky had happened. No such luck.

The last time, I did masturbate in the bathroom while wearing the cardiac monitor. Nothing happened. The nurse came in 30 minutes later to check my vital signs.

I wouldn't say if you are in the hospital for stay a day or two something has to be terribly wrong. And if its not terribly wrong why not be able to make the best of all the hopeful erotic opportunities happen.

I know I would

I was in hospital for 4 days when I was 12 due to being involved in a fairly serious road accident. Now the first day was awful because I was quite injured and in a lot of pain. But the subsequent days when I was just resting were quite erotic at times. Due to my injuries I was kept naked, lying on my back under a thin sheet the whole time I was there. This meant I felt constantly exposed even though nobody could see anything.

I was given bed baths twice I think, both times by female nurses. I was also treated by a female physiotherapist with enormous gravity defying breasts, who could have been a playboy centerfold.

I was visited by one of my mum's friends, who brought her two teenage daughters with her. The girls were very curious about my injuries and I suspect they were keen to get a look at a boy's body up close. I felt really exposed then, but was still covered by the sheet.

I was in the hospital to get my heart checked out. I'd been having a few problems. I spent 4 days and 3 nights. During that time I became friends with the older man and his wife in the next bed. My cardiologist found I needed a stent. They prepped me (shaved me) and all went well during the procedure. I had to lay perfectly still on my back for hours after the procedure letting the place in my groin clot up. I found I had to pee badly and frequently because of the constant I.V. drip. I didn't have any idea how to pee while laying down and the nurse had to lead me through the job. She would set the bed up and hand me the plastic urnial and then turn her back untill I was done. She pulled the curtain behind her so people walking down the hall couldn't see in, but failed to pull the curtain between beds. The old man next to me was bored out of his head, so he ended up watching me and the nurse during these times I was nude and peeing. I really didn't care. He was just another guy. I mean you change in a locker room or shower in front of guys, right? The embarrassing part was when his wife helped me pee.

This was close to the end of my waiting time for clotting. I had to pee and had rung the nurses, but it was shift change time and the floor was a little hectic. The ol guy suggested to his wife she help me get set up. She said "He doesn't want me playing nurse and doing personal things." I told her I really didn't care and her part wouldn't involve me being nude in front of her. She agreed and came over to my far side of the bed. Her husband immediately told her to pull the curtain behind her. She did and he led her through tilting the bed up and making sure the plastic pitcher (urnial) was emptyed. (He must have been watching pretty close) She handed me the urnial and got a towel out of the bathroom in case of an accident. I thanked her and assumed she would just turn around and wait like the nurse. I concentrated on pulling my gown up and getting my scrotum and penis in the right position and started filling that urnial up. (I REALLY had to go by now). When I finished I looked up and found her watching me intently. She just murmered sorry, I've never watched a guy pee while laying down. Her husband piped up and said "She's never seen a cut guy before either." I just said OH, ok. I quickly finished and covered back up. I did wonder if she wanted to touch and feel. Maybe she'd have done so if her husband hadn't been watching too.

Sorry. I made it sound like the old man and his wife were sharing the bed. Of course I ment he had been in the hospital for a while and his wife came in to visit every afternoon/evening.

Yes, At age 9 I went into the hospital for emergency surgery because of a ruptured Appendix.

At that time I feared and hated enemas, although my mother was a loving and nurturing parent, she gave terrible enemas simply because she didn't understand how to give a comfortable enema, not even to herself.

I was in the hospital 14 days and received 9-enemas. Surgery day and the day after I wasn't given an enema On day 3, I was and I fought it as hard as I could, It took two aids to hold me so the nurse could give it.

Day four I was given a the 2nd enema but became resolved that there was no way out of it so just lay there as another nurse, Miss Ryner was the giver, she had two aids with her and realizing that I wouldn't put up a fight sent one away. the second held up the enema can, raising and lowering it the way Miss Ryner wanted her to do while Miss. Ryner put in the rectal tube and controlled the flow. By the time it was over I realized that the enema wasn't as bad as I feared and liked the feel of the rectal tube going into and being removed from me.

My 3rd enema was two days later. Nurse Ryner gave it to me with an attending aid. This time I was calm enough to pay better attention to what was going on. When I cramped the enema was stopped and after it passes and the enema restarted, as It was I could feel Miss. Ryner pushing the tube a little further into me while telling the aid she wanted the enema to go higher to help avoid cramping. As I mentioned during enema two I really liked the feel of the tube going in and coming out of me. I experienced another cramp so the stop, start, further tube insertion was repeated. As the tube was first being put into me I experienced tingling and a "stiffie", and each time the tube was put further into me I experienced additional tingling. During the third insertion I had a dry orgasm! It was scary but felt good. As I orgasming the aid ask Miss Ryner if I was doing what she thought I was doing and Miss Ryner told her yes and that it was unusual in someone as young as I was.

I experienced stiffies during my 6 remaining enemas and had orgasm's during 4 of them.

Marvin

Mine wasn't erotic until my whole medical experience and surgery were over. Then when I told my girlfriend about it and she wanted to reenact it and be the nurse, then it became erotic.

I had gone to the hospital because I felt a lump on my anus. Turned out to be a blood clot that required surgery. The first doctor I saw was a female in her 40s. There was a young female nurse present with a clipboard although she never said a word or assisted the doctor. The doctor told me to get on the exam table on my side and lower my pants and pull my knees to my chest. The nurse was standing directly behind the doctor. The doctor turned on one of those huge bright exam lights, spread my cheeks as wide she she could, gently touched all around my anal area, asking if it hurt, then inserted her finger and felt all around inside.

Obviously I couldn't see a thing but I wondered if the nurse kept staring at her clipboard or if she watched the whole exam. Of course if I were a nurse watching a woman get the same exam, I would be staring in total delight at her ass as it was examined. Which is probably why I'm not a nurse.

Anyway, later my girlfriend was kind enough to help me in my recovery and later when my ass was no longer sore she replayed the exam scenario with me. Very hot.

Had sex in a psych ward in a shower that didn't have a door

I had a sudden increase of PSA from less than 1 to 4 and got a prostate biopsy. I elected to do it without general anesthetic as I had been told it was painful but not overwhelmingly so I'd most likely be able to manage the pain. So I presented myself at 7 AM having cleaned out with a fleet enema as ordered. I was essentially lying naked but under blankets as the imaging room was quite cold. I was hooked up to ecg heart leads and my blood pressure was taken automatically. My feet were placed in lithotomy boots, highly elevated and with me being spread wide open and fully exposed. It was an exciting position but I was quite apprehensive. The male nurse was behind me as I lie on the table. He just held my shoulders as my blood pressure had been rising since my legs were fastened into position and I was both somewhat excited, and apprehensive. Also I was probably worried about getting an erection as the technician was probing my anus to get an ultrasound transducer to press on my prostate to figure out the placement for the biopsy needles. Also since this was a teaching hospital there was an intern or student playing with my prostate.

In balance it was a unique position which was stimulating. Would love to be in lithotomy boots for some high enema play.

The results of my prostate biopsy was that pre cancerous stuff was found and I had to repeat the procedure in 3 months. Second time, was completely benign and by then my psa had gone back to less than 1.

For anyone contemplating a prostate biopsy, it is uncomfortable, starting with a local anesthetic inject into your prostate via your anus/rectum. Then a series of small needles, about 30 in my case and some of them toward the end were kind of painful but not horrically so.

This is something most guys can manage without a general anesthetic.

When I was 31 I was in the hospital for two nights. It was noting really serious, just observation. The first night one of the nurses (female) came in to give my some medication. After she did that, she asked if I wanted to have her massage me. I told her she could if she really wanted to.

She sat down on the side of the bed and started rubbing chest, paying really good attention to my male nipples. After about five minutes she moved her hands down my body to my stomach and started rubbing that. I then quickly started getting really hard. When she noticed that, she reached down and lightly squeezed my balls with one hand and started rubbing my penis with the other hand. This got me super hard really quick. I started to approach the point where I was about to cum. Seeing this she reached for an empty paper cup and held under the head of my penis while squeezing my balls a little harder, but not so hard that it really hurt. as the pre-cum started to ooze out she also started to squeeze my penis. It was only a few seconds after that I started to cum and it was a great experience that I will never forget.

YES, after that, she did take off her clothes and modeled her body or me. She was really sexy looking and it made me really hard again.

Nothing erotic as such, but going to hosp for a prostate check , the dr doing it was a very attractive woman, she had me lie on my side, knees up and she probed inside my anus and my prostate for some tim, i then had to stand while she felt all around my balls and took hold of my penis and looked all around it, i wasnt hard, but if it wasnt in hosp i sure would have been, not sure why the balls and cock check, maybe someone here will comment ?

It was strange always having to pee with the bathroom door open and hearing people right outside in the hallway. The nurses would be standing in the open doorway and the bathroom was right next to it. One told me that no one could see inside.

I'm sure most passing by were medical personnel but there were also patients being taken to and from their rooms. I didn't have my glasses on when they wheeled me to my room. Some people with good eyesight seem to see and notice everything.

Oh yes…. those hospital gowns are certainly erotic…. NOT!

I hae been in the hospital twice in the past several years for knee sugery and once as an outpatient for a colonoscopy. There was absolutely nothing erotic about those experiences. The nurses were competant (one was actually good looking). My roomates were annoying. I couldn't wait for discharge. Oh… yes … getting rid of gas after the coonoscopy was just enough to keep eveyone away….

I don't find hospitals or operating rooms to be particularly erotic. But I do like the idea of being in pre-op wearing nothing but a gown. I like the demeaning nature of getting in position for a colonoscopy, too.

1969 something a in the hospital for a week due to food poisoning and missed graduation.

On IV's and a day before discharge, a nurse and candy striper announced that my Dr. ordered an enema as I didn't have good BM's. Got a toss away kit enema from them, but getting from two strangers got me horny as I got them from Mom before.

The discharge day came and a candy striper came in and gave me another, but the nurse was busy. She was maybe 10 years older than me and saw my erection while helping me with the IV stand / enema bag in tow.

I have had several erotic experiences in hospitals. The most erotic ones occurred in Mexico City. I was a new grad student doing archaeological research just outside of La Capital when I came down with Hep-A along with 3 other fellow students. After not being able to keep anything down my stomach except delicious fresh orange juice, I ended up in the hospital for over a week. While there, two erotic things happened.

First, every morning at 6 AM a very beautiful dark-skinned nurse woke me up and took an oral temperature reading. That raised my spirits and raised another thing or two as well. What a lovely way to wake up!!

Second, I had a bed bath three times from another very pretty young lady. She was very good at her work, but exceptional at her extreme attention to making certain that my boy's bits were very, very, very clean; she watched my expression as she worked my scrotum and circumcised organ which would have been a rare experience for her as Mexicans are smart enough not to circumcise. Sadly, she finished washing and rinsing my boy's bits before I reached a satisfactory conclusion. I loved my bed baths and I loved my bath helper, but she was a real tease!!

Let's see - the most erotic thing that happened in my last hospital stay. First night there, maybe 8 to 10 hours after abdominal surgery, an attractive young nurse, in her early 20s, comes in to check on me sometime after midnight and gently lifts the sheet and my gown. She leaves my gown pulled up but covers me with the sheet, in a low, quiet voice she says “don't move, I'll be right back." A couple of minutes later, she returns with two other nurses, one about her age and one in her 50s. The older one lifts off the sheet and quickly examines me. She tells one of the younger nurses to go get get something. Then she completely removes the sheet and blanket from my bed while telling the other nurse to help her take my gown off. That's about time the other nurse shows up with a basin of warm water, some folded up linens, and some other stuff.

So here it is, well after midnight and I'm lying there naked, surrounded by two young, beautiful nurses an one attractive older nurse, about to get a sponge bath!

Oh, I forgot to mention, I was in that situation because my gown, sheets, and bed were soaked in my own blood. Seems that the suction drain tube they had in me had come loose or wasnt put in correctly. So they cleaned up around it, added some surgical tape/butterfly bandages and readjusted everything. Then they cleaned up my belly & pubic region, rolled me onto my side and cleaned my back. While I was on my side, they removed the bloody sheet and rolled me onto a clean one - still naked - then amazingly they lifted my big ass up and transferred me to another bed that had been brought in. By this time, probably half of the night shift was there helping. Once in the new bed they sat me up and put a new gown on me and upped my pain meds. With robotic abdominal surgery they pump gas into your belly to push your organs out of the way. While most gas is removed at the end of the surgery, whatever trace amounts that are left tend to migrate to your joints and hurt like hell.

To top it off, they sent me home the next day with the drain and catheter still in place. Omicron was surging and they felt it was better for me to be at home with visits from a home health nurse multiple times a day.

So yeah, that wasn't very erotic, sorry.

Yes.

When I was in the hospital about 40 years ago I needed to be cleaned out for a back x-ray so an enema was ordered. The nurse was giving it to me in the knee chest position with my knees spread wide for stability. Having a raging hard on that was pointed straight down at the mattress, it's throbbing caused it to wag like a dog's tail.

Seeing this, the Nurse said, “My, aren't ”we" excited and grabbed my swinging member with her gloved hand. That unexpected warm contact was all I needed to send me over the edge, and I squirted a couple white lines to the mattress below.

I know that was completely not professional and the Nurse could have gotten in a lot of trouble for doing that, but I guess she realized that what man is going to complain about a lady giving him an orgasm.

Ah, the good old days. When you could get a large volume enema in a hospital, and not just a fleet

I have had several erotic experiences in hospitals. The most erotic ones occurred in Mexico City. I was a new grad student doing archaeological research just outside of La Capital when I came down with Hep-A along with 3 other fellow students. After not being able to keep anything down my stomach except delicious fresh orange juice, I ended up in the hospital for over a week. While there, two erotic things happened.

First, every morning at 6 AM a very beautiful dark-skinned nurse woke me up and took an oral temperature reading. That raised my spirits and raised another thing or two as well. What a lovely way to wake up!!

Second, I had a bed bath three times from another very pretty young lady. She was very good at her work, but exceptional at her extreme attention to making certain that my boy's bits were very, very, very clean; she watched my expression as she worked my scrotum and circumcised organ which would have been a rare experience for her as Mexicans are smart enough not to circumcise. Sadly, she finished washing and rinsing my boy's bits before I reached a satisfactory conclusion. I loved my bed baths and I loved my bath helper, but she was a real tease!!

Interesting, regarding the orange juice.

Whenever I have an upset stomach, the last thing I should do is drink OJ. Its acidity just causes me to feel sick instantly.