Semen sample

Once. Was escorted by a rather attractive nurse to a room with an armchair, given a sample jar to fill and was handed a folder, "to help" she said handing it to me. It was full of porn.

For a play scene, sure, such a thing is almost expected. In real life? Of course one would be in private.

Once, about 30 years ago, I had what the doctor suspected was Prostatitis, and he expressed a semen sample by prostate massage through my rectum, just enough to get some on a glass slide. That is as close as I ever came to spurting semen in front of a real doc. And as close as I want to.

In real life, this would rarely be done at a GP's office. To my knowledge only a urologist would want a semen sample or have the tools/knowledget to perform a semenalysis.

If often wondered about the porn that urologists/sperm banks have on hand to help you along. Is it just old playboy centerfolds, hardcore stuff, or what? Anyone have any experience with this?

I once had to give a sperm sample in the doctors office. My wife and I were having problems getting pregnant and were seeing a fertility specialist. We both went in to the office together and after meeting with the doctor briefly, a nurse walked us back to a private room and handed me a collection cup, and left us both in the room.

MetalStorm - they were hard core - Hustler etc.

It would have to be alone unless the examiner helped me and not just watched.

IF i had ever gone to a doctor for any reason, and they asked for a sperm sample i'd be more than inclined to laugh at them. The only way i'd even consider it is if it was a female doctor and even then...in an actual medical setting, ha! no reasoning for it

Only a few weeks after my vascectomy, and I had to take that in from home.

When trying to have kids, I had my get my sperm count checked. I was told that the fresher the sample the better so since I live about 25 minutes away from the hospital, I thought it best to do at the hospital. I was given a cup and told I could use the bathroom. The nurse said I had to do it there and that unless I needed a assistance which wouldnt be her. She alluded to a male nurse that might help. I chose to use the bathroom which was very unromantic. Felt a little embarrassed as I came out of the bathroom which was attached to a waiting room. I had to walk across the waiting room with people in it and hand it to the nurse.

When trying to have kids, I had my get my sperm count checked. I was told that the fresher the sample the better so since I live about 25 minutes away from the hospital, I thought it best to do at the hospital. I was given a cup and told I could use the bathroom. The nurse said I had to do it there and that unless I needed a assistance which wouldnt be her. She alluded to a male nurse that might help. I chose to use the bathroom which was very unromantic. Felt a little embarrassed as I came out of the bathroom which was attached to a waiting room. I had to walk across the waiting room with people in it and hand it to the nurse.

Gad, that sounds like a poorly-designed floor plan at that waiting room! Everybody who has to give a stool, urine or semen sample having to walk through a waiting room full of people carrying their specimen.

My boyfriend was having erectile issues and he had to give a semen sample. Wish I'd been there to help!

I only had to do this one time. it was after my vasectomy fourteen years ago. Luckily, I was able to produce my sample in the privacy of my own home. We lived close enough to the clinic to get the sample their in time.

When I was married to my first wife, I had to give samples 4 times. At the local hospital, you had to use a stall in the communal bathroom. The tech also gave the option of bring in the samples if they were kept at body temp and less than 20 minutes after collection. She suggested to my ex-wife that she could keep them in her bra to keep them at body temp. Ex-wife was a 42E, so had room to hold the container without it showing. We lived in a rural area and we actually took the samples parked along the road at a field entrance on a road that I knew very few people went along. After collection, I would drive my ex to the hospital and she would take it into the lab.

With the current wife, I have given 2 samples where she did not accompany me a lab in a metro area. They had a dedicated bathroom for this with men's magazines to help. Most, I gave at our fertility Dr.'s office, and my wife was along to help. They have a big dedicated room for this, and with her along, it was much more pleasuable and easier.

Had to provide a sample last month for fertility issues. I had to do it at the hospital in a stall in the main restroom in the waiting area

I've had semen samples taken, and there was no problem getting that out of me 😁

I would love to produce a semen sample in front of the doctor or nurse. Male or female, I wouldn't care. I can imagine how my heart would race as they are telling me what I have to do, and as I strip off to do it. I know there isn't any possible set of circumstances where that could actually occur, but I'd be thrilled if it did. The embarrassment and humiliation would would really turn me on.

My son is a participant in a developmental study. He's examined every 4 months. Since puberty, the study has included collection and analysis of a semen sample.

The doctor that he visits collects the sample to insure that it is sterile and complete. This was awkward for my son at first, but he's grown used to it over time.

How does the doctor collect the sample? This sounds very unusual. Patients bringing a sample or providing one whilst visiting the doctor but in private would be the norm.

How does the doctor collect the sample? This sounds very unusual. Patients bringing a sample or providing one whilst visiting the doctor but in private would be the norm.

This is what we thought too. We should have been tipped off by the fact that they'd always had him provide a urine sample in the presence of the doctor. They're very concerned about getting false or tainted samples.

Collection of the semen sample is usually the last part of the exam. The doctor takes measurements of his erect penis. Then she attaches a collection vessel to the tip of his penis. It's sort of like a tiny condom. She then stimulates his penis until he ejaculates.

An interesting reply but forgive my scepticism, I find it difficult to believe that a doctor would stimulate the penis of a patient to obtain a semen sample. If obtaining an untainted sample is the reason then surely the patient would stimulate their penis themselves. If what you say is true it would surely open the doctor to accusations of abuse. I thought that this kind of procedure would only ever occur in a "play" examination, never in an actual medical setting.

I gave several in the mid-'70's to store them for future use, which fortunately I never required, now having two nicely conceived 20-somethings eating me out of house and home. It was in a beautiful NYC clinic (Dad worked in journalism in the city) where I visited about 4-5 times and produced about 3-4 samples, alone in a beautifully appointed room with magazines to help (no Internet yet) and a plastic cup to aim for. Hardest part was bending a bit to hit the cup and not waste the family essence. It was very fast being in my 20's and the nurses and others were pleasant but extremely professional at every appointment. I recall paying them about $125/mo for many years until asking them to discard them after my son's were conceived in the mid-90's. My urologist asked me to do it after treating me for chronic prostatitis with PCN analogues a few times. Looking back, though I really liked him, I wouldn't be at all surprised if he had owned part of the storage company - I was too naive to check then.

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(Same urologist who at my first appointment pushed so hard on my prostate with his finger I nearly came off the table waiting for the prostate fluid sample to exit my dick into his slide. Not a pleasure, but educational. Pleasant orgasmic self-prostate massage came about 30 years later.)

I recall paying them about $125/mo for many years until asking them to discard them after my son's were conceived in the mid-90's.

$125.00 a month? For years on end? Good grief. What a price ...

I can go look it up but that rings a bell. Last payment was about 1997 after #2 son was born. If I did this from ~1977-1997, $125 x 12 x 20 = ~$30K. Not cheap, but less than raising a child that long, and worth every penny if you were desperate for children. I might call them in NYC and see if they can verify my payment back then, since I'm very curious myself now.

Dick

I just sent them a query about my charges. We'll see what we get.

Dick

I have provided a total of 7 semen samples in the course of fertility evaluation. The first was done via masturbation at home with delivery of the sample to the lab immediately afterwards. The second was done via masturbation in a women's bathroom down the hall from the doctor's office with my wife's assistance.

The third was done by masturbating alone in an exam room of an infertility clinic in a major medical center--for that one I sat on the end of the exam table with my pants and underpants down and ejaculated into what looked like an old style 35 mm camera film can--this was for the "hamster egg test." The fourth, fifth and sixth were all done in the bathroom of the urology clinic, sitting on the toilet completely undressed down to my ankles, masturbating using porn images I brought in myself in a briefcase.

The last was done in a fertility clinic room that had low lighting, a couch and some Penthouse magazines. I again undressed down to my ankles (shirt off, pants and underpants pulled down), sat on the couch and masturbated until I came in the cup. Have never had electroshock, but have had prostatic massage by a urologist that produced some fluid for evaluation of a prostate infection (but not an actual semen sample.)

Clinical tails - Semen by de-fault. .no it was my fault. .out-cum the same :

I've never really had cause to provide a semen sample, though I've often reverted to extracting a semen sample when the need arose. Just shy of 15 years ago I'd been down to Canberra (capital of the ACT) to visit (insert - see too) an old friend & a warm semen donation was the plan. .Canberra by the way is the main distribution centre of pornographic material. .It's film distribution businesses cater to just about every kink imaginable & if that's what you want, then that is the place to go. .which i'll cum to (& I did !!)....further along as it is relevant.

As was to occur, we'd (not so much myself but for the sake of the story) had reason to sample the citys seminal (lol) extraction facilities as the younger brother of my friend had "duties" to perform that required a hands on engagement. At that point in time I wasn't to know that my earlier shopping jaunt the very same day was to play right into the hands of our appointment with destiny.

Neither did he know I had a small bundle (1/2 dozen or so) of newly acquired XXX videos I'd cum by stashed in the boot of the car, nor was he to find out what they were about. I'll call them. .uh. .unique visual teaching aids, as I'd been tending (insert - perverting) his older sister Susan (name changed to protect her honour & evolving tastes) & I preferred he remained clueless. .rather than "spill the beans" of which she'd been introduced. .though in another context.

So off we went (no, not right then) arriving moderately early at the designated premises ready to give it our best shot...Logically he'd been advised before -"hand" by his physician to "save some for a rainy day" - so he could pull one out of the bag so to speak. I was only there for support purposes (what was left of it, as mine was in the boot of the car) & so just a loose nut. Standing out front (no,no boner joke) beside the car for that last minute grooming one does. .time to get the ball rolling

Now this is where it could have got a bit hairy, alas it didn't. .In we go to reception, greeted by the staff (2 mid to late 30's women...& a male wandering about oblivious to our attendance) The two ladies apart from their welcumming smiles were smartly attired, both wore matching light weight material uniforms. .open V necked. 😜 . .logo's on the lapels. .ID bars pinned to their breast pockets. .Their cups were full too, my dress slacks reacted before the brain engaged & nostrils detecting different fragrances emanating. .Casting my eyes down over the counter was enough to kick start the imagination (mighty fine derriere's we have here). .lust mode temporarily took over.

I'm glad they had name tags /bars on their breast pockets. .i had a "bar" developing as I nearly said "whats the other one called". Crikey i could've blown it there n then, though that was the goal & reason for being there. .strewth !! I wasn't even the one there to "fill" out the handiwork. More than likely they would've just laughed it off because they probably have heard just about every quip applicable to that profession.

Snapping out of my self induced state & gazing around while the obligatory paperwork was conducted I realized the premises were quite well laid out. With very comfortable beige herringbone neutral tone furnishings, largish scandinavian style solid timber corner set coffee table supporting a variety of monthly magazines...Coffee/Tea & milk on tap, but no freshly containerized cream evident, that was to cum later (personally hand delivered). Now where's the good stuff ?? I thought !! .surely a bloke cant be expected to "rise to the occasion" over the latest Wood Craft mag or shoot the breeze with White Water Rafting as gripping stuff !!. . .Geez, here I was in a Self Service outfit with no sauce to load with. .what gives !!

No matter, surely there's something around the corner. .and there was. .She of delectable charm appeared. .I'd been lost in thought as she spoke to me. ."We might be here for awhile". .huh. .who's we ?. .Okaaaaaay !. .this I've got to hear. ."Would you like a guided escort around the inside building" she remarked...bugger !...bugger !...bugger !...of course I f*cking well would. .& I'd like to guide my wood inside something else standing in front of me too & i'd personally hand you a semen sample by direct injection....words left unspoken as I realized the gravity of what she's said...One of those "if only" moments that could've gone horribly pear shaped had I not grasped

"Now if you'd like to follow me i'll do my best to explain the services we provide here". .well sure m'lady I'd be happy to follow that sweet glorious shapely arse anywhere you want to go....take me to the promised land, careened through my near stalled thought process as her words fell upon my stimulated mind...No time like the present & worth taking my time about as I get to admire the "sights" of a very nice pair of legs, offset by a feint outline of the gap in her sexy arse cheeks...as I imagined her extracting the sample man-you-ally

In hindsight ( she certainly had that ) i've occasionally wondered whether it could've been pulled....She of the charming demeanour that is...as that is one of our expressions. To pull a woman generally means 1) Score with her...2) Have your carnal way...3) To jump the bones.....so forth n so on.... meaning is the same for the most part !.

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I digress. .The "guided" tour. .Casually I stood taking a moment to ensure no overly obvious expressions of arousal were apparent. But there were signs good mate "dick the panty bandit" had a mind of his own.

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Further chapters to follow

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Note : Fertility clinics per se also provide an analytical assessment for the medical profession to determine the health status of a patient other than fertility / infertility. .Provide Sperm banks with "contributions" - family planning forms the greater part. .Research studies also draw upon their data.. .All deposits gladly accepted - no guarantee of "interest" on withdrawal

Using electrostimulation to quickly induce an ejaculation would NOT be pleasant and I believe that when it's rarely done, is done under a general anesthesia.

Using electrostimulation to quickly induce an ejaculation would NOT be pleasant and I believe that when it's rarely done, is done under a general anesthesia.

In many of my play exams, I have had my semen sample by electro. However, its not from a prod inserted into my anus. My play doc would place to bands around my penis, one band at the base and the other around the head of the penis. He would then attach the wires to his electrod device box, and then turn up the electro slowly teasing my dick holding the base of my penis, he would continue to increase the pulse levels and within moments I would ejaculate giving my play doc my semen sample. Its not so bad and feels good!

In many of my play exams, I have had my semen sample by electro. However, its not from a prod inserted into my anus. My play doc would place to bands around my penis, one band at the base and the other around the head of the penis. He would then attach the wires to his electrod device box, and then turn up the electro slowly teasing my dick holding the base of my penis, he would continue to increase the pulse levels and within moments I would ejaculate giving my play doc my semen sample. Its not so bad and feels good!

This is NOT medical electroejaculation.

Medical electroejaculation is like Radio describes and you do NOT use an e-stim unit to accomplish it.

Have you ever had to provide a semen sample at a REGULAR exam? I mean like a yearly checkup. If so, what age were you and did the doc provide a reason? What was it?