Keeping records of your enema solutions

Has anyone kept a running list of how much, when and what solution?

I have kept a list for the last 10 +/- years. I noticed the frequency has decreased as I get older.

I have been taking a 2+qrt coffee enema for 18 years. It keeps me healthy

klyster3

Keeping a list of my enema adventures would be an impossible task!

It would be interesting to tally it up and see how much total water you have taken. Or how much percentage of your life span has been spent with your ass in the air and a tube stuck in it. 😃

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I'm inclined to agree. It would be a daunting task requiring lots of paper and writing time. Most people would have to keep such a record under wraps also.

For the last few years, since I started buying enema equipment and supplies and trying out ideas from the internet, I have kept notes of some enemas. Mainly for future reference — how new equipment performed, strength of solutions, what to do or not to do another time etc. No one else uses my computer, but this stuff is still password protected and/or otherwise obscured and obfuscated 😃

Why? I may have CRS, but not alzheimers.

It could be a fun thing to look back on. But oh boy, if someone who wasn't suppose to, found it. There would be some fine explaining and such going on.

I'll just stick with explaining why we shut the bathroom door some mornings and the kids can hear us "washing something". : 😃

Why not write a book ? Change the names and city and self publish it for about $2,000.

Sell for $20 ea. and get 100 sales and you break even !

A

Kept a record for a year once. I just recorded a number in the corner of the page of my pocket day planer for the number of qt taken. This was an eye opener about how often I took an enema and how many I was taking each time. Only had a 2qt bag at the time.

The closest I've come to keeping records was put an X at the appropriate day of my appointment book, when my wife gave me an enema.. The X denoted one enema. If there were multiples given on a particular day I would put that number of Xs down. What surprised me was how erotic it would be just to open a particular month and see the various xs noted.

Some things are better left unwritten.

I have been keeping count for about 8 years now on the our yearly calendar averaging about 40 enemas a year

I kept a detailed journal for about 5 years in the 1970's. I recorded the number of enemas I took, the size of the enema, the mixture of soap, salt or soda used and the weather conditions. I was trying to determine if there was any pattern based on weather. All I really found out is that I averaged 150 enemas per year and I took more in the winter than the summer.

I myself write on a calendar the number of enemas I take every month. It doesn't take long to write the number in the square and add that number to the previous day's total. Averaging around 70 or so per month

I think on average I do about 25 enemas a year. Most are solo, but several are from my husband which are the nicest ones of all. 😃

I kept a record for about 15 years, I think. I still have it, it is all on little note cards and

quite a bit disorganized. It tells how many enemas, how much I took, how long

I held it, what solution, etc.

Jon

I have never done that but now I will think about to implement this as a rule

I started out marking my enemas in a pocket calendar, either W for water or C for coffee. It evolved into a detailed diary of specific details on solution, time of day, equipment used and results, including orgasms during the enema. I found that keeping records allowed me to see how my colon responded to my enemas and which type of enema worked and which didn't.

Copied the diaries into a spreadsheet eventually so I could tally up quantity and frequency.

Healthymale said

Why? I may have CRS, but not alzheimers.

That's pretty funny!

There is no way that I would ever record such information! Such experiences are just that- something to be experienced. If it is a shared experience, that is just fine, but I do not condone sharing all my experiences with whomever might discover the record. This is one of the reasons I do not share my life on facebook, or other such ilk. Some information is nobody's business except mine!

I've been maintaining a record of my enemas and masturbation for about 3 months, keeping track of volume, frequency, length, etc.

Date, Time, Volume, Body Weight (before charge and after discharge), for 15 years.

I don't write down how much volume, solution, or temperature. However, I do keep a count of how many enemas I take daily. So far this year it is around 899. 6 today

I have almost always marked the appointment calender with a notation of some sort, changing somewhat over the years. Its fun to sometimes look back and see just how often, frequent, etc., even tho now it is practically every other day without fail.

No records of type, nozzles, solutions, etc., just 'events'. Happy New Year folk.

the boxcar

I have never done that but i think it is good to look back at records about how many enemas and solution. Exel is a very good for this dokument

Had to add a new page in the book. Look forward to filling it up!

While it seems like a nice idea to keep a record, I would be afraid that someone would find it and use the information to my disadvantage.

hankb

If it's too strange to remember, it's too strange to use.

I do enemas for fun and sometimes for function. Keeping a journal sounds too much like work for me. The ones I want to remember are the enema solutions that were not fun. I don't need to write those down!