I have, since Jan 01, 2017, kept a log of my enema usage in Excel workbooks. On the data sheet I record the date, which bag or bucket I used, the volume taken on each fill, the nozzle used, additives (soap, etc) and any anecdotal notes about the session. From the data I have a number of graphs and charts that I use to assess trends, averages, etc. When I have a few minutes to spare I will be consolidating my yearly workbooks into one to aggregate the data since I started recording it to provide a better view of my usage over time.I admit it’s dorky but I do find it interesting to study the data and correlate it to other activity in my life. For example, I can clearly see that my usage trends down in the summer months when school is out and opportunities for self-indulgent me time are more scarce.Data mining is big business. I figure why not mine the data I have regarding the mining I do of my lower intestine.
I keep a log as well on an Excel spread sheet. It includes date of the enema session, enema #, solution, empty and full weights, temperature, type of nozzle used, start time and finish time for each enema, hold time, and quantity held. I also have a remarks column where I note the effects - cramps, gut wrenching expulsion etc. I try to determine what is the best experience so I can try to repeat it, but the body does not always react the same way to the same procedure! Post notes include when the first natural BM occurs. Some long enema sessions and solutions will leave me BM free for a week. Lots of time for clean anal play!
They say you can prove anything with statistics. Not that I have anything to prove, but I looked this morning at my enema tracking workbook and pulled the following observations regarding my enema fun in the calendar year 2019:In total, I flushed 820 quarts (that is 205 gallons or about 2 bathtubs full) through my bowels last year in 139 sessions. That is a session, on average, every 2.6 days or about 3 per week.Of those 820 quarts, 503 were peppermint soap. The next most popular solution was just plain warm water which accounted for 176.25 quarts.My most popular nozzle in terms of quantity of solution delivered was my Silicone Nozzles 2.5” diameter convex nozzle through which 129.75 quarts flowed.December was my most active month with 144.50 (almost 30 more than the next busiest month which was November) quarts flushed across 16 sessions (tied with November).To my opening remark, I guess the above proves I’m a klismo.?
During recovery I'm usually too discombobulated to care about paperwork!Now with 3 kids, by the time I would get to writing it down and I would get interrupted anyway.
Somebody said "Some things are better left unwritten." I tend to agree. I have no idea how common we klismos are amongst the general population, but I suspect most find us wierd, or just perverted. Why risk having the book found by a "normal" person?
Keeping records of enema use would really be a good thing. After a few years of data, if enough people would keep records we could analyze the info. and prove a few things. One is how harmful enemas are. Another may be how many people are addicted to them. Frequency and volume averages could all be figured out. Its not as hard as people make it out to be once your familiar with spread sheets, etc. I personally would like to see it on this web page. Some kind of note to users ever time we log on. Then prompt you with a bunch of questions...... Its only a matter of time before someone does this. That person or web site, could end up being a piece of history, just as Beth Tyler is....
Keep records of my enemas?Who the hell cares?They are all for the fun of it.Should I keep a record of every time I took a great bicycle ride, played a terrific game of tennis, or a lousy one, had a great fuck with my husband?????There are things you don't need to keep records of, and the time and paper or wear and tear on my fingers and keyboard do not justify the time or effort.
I kept records of my enema use a couple of years back starting on January 1st and ending at 12:00 midnight Dec. 31st. I was amazed to see just how much water I had let flow up into my rectum and intestines. Kind of scary to say the least. But, after it was all calculated, I can say I am no worse for the wear. Of the 365 days that were in the year, I took enemas on over 300 of the days. Quite telling. Out of those days, my lovely wife helped me on over 250 of the 300 days. I can say I have quite a wife. Stats...? They are good for certain things and the only thing I can see from the stats of my enema use that year was: Number 1: I survived... Number 2: I took quite a few enemas and 3: My wife loves me.
Never even thought about keeping record when I am done I flush them all down the toilet that all the farther I care.
I do not take enemas that often, but I still had some enemas that were very comfortable, because of solution/volume or position or perhaps of giver experience and other enemas were not that enjoyable. One could not have too much of control if enema is given by doctor orders or for medical reasons. But still if medical enema was really enjoyable I might ask nurse, who gave enema about what kind of solution it was, etc.When I give enemas to myself I try to record that enema was nice and what not that nice, in other words try to repeat good experience.