Older Women for Play

My wife shifted her vagina into Park and took the key out of the ignition when she hit about 46.

Nothing wrong with having more than one car.

Nothing wrong with having more than one car.

That might sound a nice theory to some. Plenty think they they can afford a second car and get away with it, but unfortunately, they tend to find the original car that refuses to be driven needs to be scrapped. Some drivers have commented on Zity that they don't dare get a second car due to the cost of scrapping the original car being too great.

DrZ said

That might sound a nice theory to some. Plenty think they they can afford a second car and get away with it, but unfortunately, they tend to find the original car that refuses to be driven needs to be scrapped. Some drivers have commented on Zity that they don't dare get a second car due to the cost of scrapping the original car being too great.

That reminds me of this:

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Dear Technical Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.

I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this program.

Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I’m toast.

Thanks,

Joe>>>

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Dear Joe Toast:

This is a very common complaint, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is a “Utilities & Enhancement” package, when in fact, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden, archived, read-only operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing would be gained.

At this time, it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 does not have backward compatibility and was specifically designed to not allow this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than with the original system.

Look in your manual under “Wamings: Alimony/Child Support.” I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\apologize. In any case avoid excessive use of the “Esc” key because ultimately you will have to give the “apologize” command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 has the potential to be a good program, but it requiress very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do NOT under any circumstances try to install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 or any version of Executive Assistant. These are not supported applications for Wife 1.0 and are likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck.

Tech Support>>>

@Buttwoman

Nothing wrong with having more than one car.

...and @DrZ

Plenty think they they can afford a second car and get away with it, but unfortunately, they tend to find the original car that refuses to be driven needs to be scrapped. Some drivers have commented on Zity that they don't dare get a second car due to the cost of scrapping the original car being too great.

So happy my first car handles better than ever! No need to ever scrap her and get a second! 😄

@SwitchableSusie - Thanks. I think I first saw that good advice re Wife 1.0 about 15 years ago.

On this thread, I think some Wife 1.0 users find that the product has long term support and can even be upgraded to Wife 1.1 with extra features and some bugs fixed. This upgrade can result in improved performance on the same hardware.

Others might find that (depending on their particular installation), some of the Wife 1.0 services shut down unexpectedly and cannot be restarted. To make matters worse, they then discover that the operating system has completely gone out of support and will receive no updates. Their worst problem is that there is no affordable upgrade path to Girlfriend 8.0 and they are locked into continuing to run Wife 1.0 forever even though they find it is completely unresponsive and doesn't perform how it once did.

I have to add that to my copy of Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

My husband showed that to me before we were married around 1991 or 1992.

@fniafk said

So happy my first car handles better than ever! No need to ever scrap her and get a second! 😄

Glad to hear it, and it sounds as if she will be a true classic. My own car is just old enough now to be considered well run in and she insists on being driven several times a day. The thought of a second car never crosses my mind. The bodywork of this car is superb, she drives very well, and has been mine straight from when she was new in the dealership. 😁 😁 😁

I have to add that to my copy of Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.

My husband showed that to me before we were married around 1991 or 1992.

Yes, it must actually be over 20 years ago when I first saw it, not 15 as I first thought. Looking at some of the terminology, it clearly does date from the early 1990s.

OMG! @SwitchableSusie

https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=864174

I loved this!

I'm going to copy it for my husband.

Hmm, I'm not sure just how funny he should think it is though. 😉

And @DrZ

On this thread, I think some Wife 1.0 users find that the product has long term support and can even be upgraded to Wife 1.1 with extra features and some bugs fixed. This upgrade can result in improved performance on the same hardware.

I think the upgrade to Wife 1.1 needs to be reworded to reflect something to the effect that there were 'NO BUGS' to be fixed with Wife 1.0. No sir! But an upgrade to Wife 1.1 to assist Husband 1.17.4.3 properly enjoy the far better but advanced UI being accessed by him than ANY Girlfriend 1.0 to 6.0 application ever even thought of. :-\\ Husband 1.17.4.3 just needs to understand that use of any other software could produce not only the

“Wamings: Alimony/Child Support.” I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

but also a 'FATAL ERROR' warning.

Also and with all due respect DrZ

Their worst problem is that there is no affordable upgrade path to Girlfriend 8.0 and they are locked into continuing to run Wife 1.0 forever even though they find it is completely unresponsive and doesn't perform how it once did.

And and ALL problems with Wife 1.0 are ENTIRELY operator error and have nothing to do with the original program of Wife 1.0.

Word! 😄

I'll throw in my personal 'Maintenance routine' here for all to see. Usually I pass it on to buddies that have complained about things in general...meaning they are complaining about a lack of certain things.

I tell 'em: Every time you pass them in the kitchen, or anywhere in the house....pat 'em on the butt. When they're working at the sink, slip up behind and fondle the boobies...nibble on an ear or neck, and then go on doing whatever. I also mention several times a day my adoration, using various terms so as to not become predictable. Don't push....it'll come to you. Trust me. And, if you mean it, it's even better and quicker results.

Frequent oil changes enhance the maintenance program. --drive on friends of Zity!

the boxcar

Boxcar , it seems to me you found the secret to keeping wife 1.0 from seeking a second opinion from another mechanic ?

@Ms_Lila - Yes, you're right to say that, but to develop the point further, the operator sometimes doesn't understand the runtime characteristics of Wife 1.0 before upgrading from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. It's a training issue. The operator didn't realise what he was letting himself in for when he finds some of the services are now running with a low priority, though this occurs in only some cases. It doesn't happen with all installations. Some continue to run all their services just fine, but in other cases, the operator might find that the system has modified its own configuration and is now running with settings he no longer understands. Perhaps a better look at the manual and some training before starting the upgrade would have been advisable.

I'm glad to say my own Wife 1.0 is very stable, doesn't crash, performs well beyond belief, and there won't be any child extensions to affect her runtime. I've seen that the previous generation of hardware and software 20 years older is also very stable, and I think my particular installation, with careful administration and tuning, will continue to run well indefinitely.

As DrZ alluded, Wife 1.0 is a Trojan Horse.

The man has no idea what he is getting himself into.

Ah, yes, this IS an oldie, done around the Windows 3.1 and 95 days when emailing jokes first started!

And while this thread is about women, I figure to be fair, there was a Husband 1.0 that floated around as well.

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

@SwitchableSusie said

As DrZ alluded, Wife 1.0 is a Trojan Horse.

The man has no idea what he is getting himself into.

Exactly. Unfortunately it is difficult to predict whether a woman's sexual appetite will increase or shut down as she ages. No generalisations can be made either way.

Sexual desire is multifactorial.

There are the inherent changes that take place within each woman--hormonal changes, general interests in what she likes to do, how she likes to spend her time and how she feels about her own body and attractiveness.

Relationship changes and how she feels about her spouse/partner also plays a big role in her attractiveness to him with regard to how she perceives he feels about her, i.e. does she feel he finds her sexy, does she feel appreciated and loved and cared for.

Relationship changes and how she feels about her spouse/partner also plays a big role in her attractiveness to him with regard to how she perceives he feels about her, i.e. does she feel he finds her sexy, does she feel appreciated and loved and cared for.

Yes, I agree with that. Good communication is important to guard against misunderstandings that could lead to one or both partners feeling they are being pushed away.

Don't put yourself in Park and take the key out of your own ignition. Look after your partner's engine and try not to let it seize.

My first wife died in 2010, after just over 30 years together. I was monogamous throughout.

I started looking for another wife almost immediately. Within a couple weeks I discovered I was not made to live alone; neither did I have the urge to go out and just play the field.

Within 2 months I found a great woman. We were married 2 years later. She just turned 60, and is still a sexy wench!

For me an older woman is a turn on because chances are they know what they like. I think that an older woman would also probably experienced enemas more than possibly the younger generation? I would be open to any woman to share enemas with.

Let me agree with efun42 that a session with an older woman who has long happy experience with enemas can't be beat. More than we might imagine they are glad to give the treatment with bag or can to any willing "patient" or make-believe child is the role of a no-nonsense but loving mom.

My colonic therapist is well north of 50. Experienced, confident and reassuring in the session. I don't sense she's a kinkster but her enormous rack and determined way she "helps" me insert the probe aggressively and firmly don't hurt. I tip her well.

There's something about a matronly, seasoned, fuller figured woman that lends itself to a sense of expertise and authority, especially when it comes to kink...I think that's why Dommes always seem to be in their 30's and up, vs the 20-nothing newbie sub girls who for some reason just can't seem to get enough of having their shapely bottoms flogged into hamburger...

It had never occurred to me. I've never met, or even seen a 20 something domme.

These days, I don't think a lady gets really attractive until her mid 40's. Some of the hottest ladies I've seen are in their 50's and I have seen 60+ yr. olds that are still desirable. The 20 somethings still look like teeny boppers to me.

I prefer older girls they really know themselves and enjoy watching you figure it all out and they know what they like and really

appreciate an honest effort for them to enjoy themselves

I have always been the enema daddy in play and otherwise but lately i have been thinking about women a little older than me that i see when i shop. everyone i knew back then was familiar with enemas in one form or another

I know that they grew up in the same enema era as everyone else in 1930's- 1950's America.

they had the same childhood experiences and have the same desires today.

what surprises me is that i fantasize now about them being my enema babysitter like i had when i was 6 and that missed golden opportunity....

thinking, "damn if they only knew...."

While younger ladies are of course very attractive, I admit I have always had a thing for older ladies as well... So, for me, a play partner would have much more to do with the relationship, how we get along, what we are both into, than with age. Older or younger would be fun for lots of different reasons.

Older women typically know what they want and are willing to ask for it. Many are not timid and this isn't their first rodeo, so why wouldn't you be OK with an older woman. The curves may have softened, but the desire and flame burns bright!

One of my very best and first enema was done by nurse jill

She didn't mind exposing her boob and taking care of me with only her pantys (i never asked her to get naked)

She where in her mid 60 when i first met her and it was a blast our last session was a double she invited her lady friend to join us

She is not retired yet last time i was talking with her via text she said she doing only few sessions a month

Only reason i stopped session with her i just found different place the i can do same day appointments and i don't have to rent a room

I’ve always found older women very sexy. I had a fling with a woman 15 years older than me when I was just out of college. Amazing, she was so comfortable with her body. The sex was relaxed but still very intense. Looking back I realize she dropped hints that she wanted us to explore anal play but I was too immature to figure it out. Regret!

I’ve always found older women very sexy. I had a fling with a woman 15 years older than me when I was just out of college. Amazing, she was so comfortable with her body. The sex was relaxed but still very intense. Looking back I realize she dropped hints that she wanted us to explore anal play but I was too immature to figure it out. Regret!

@ Richard Asni You missed out on a golden opportunity, I'll bet you regret it. While out shopping, I'll see very attractive women who are in their 60's or maybe early 70's who are dressed very nice, and smell good, and with a cute smile. I'll bet there are several who still have a itch they would like to have scratched, and I would be more than happy to help them. 😉