An Enema Syringe as a Gift

For the past several years Santa has left some enema related present under my tree every Christmas. lol

Ho Ho ho ....you must have been a very good girl !!

One Christmas i gave my daughter, then in her early teens, a blue pumpkin enema bag. she said, "thanks" and put it to good use many times after. she started taking her own enemas by then but most of the time i would make it up for her when she wanted/needed one.

A few years ago I met a very nice lady from Nevada on NozzleVille. I had just purchased 1 Nice New Vintage Jones Can with graduations marks inside. No blemishes of any kind, and also a Metal Jones Type can from an medical supply co. I had 2 38 French colon tubes. I ask a ? on NozzleVille and said any female who gets answer correct, I send them a NEW ENEMA CAN & COLON TUBE 😃 Lelani got the answer correct . 😃 She trusted me enough to get her address and send the equipment to her. We had talked alot on the phone before. She loves it 😉

Us neighbor kids were big on playing "doctor". One of the neighbor kids got a mini enema / douche kit to impress the rest of us with. We all fondled it and talked about it. One day he got his mom to give him some real guidance with it, so's to make the play more real like. There was an innocent little girl that enjoyed our attention and we made her feel important as we usually asked her to be the doctor. After my friend felt sure of himself with his new almost real to life butt cleaner he sprung it on us and asked her to try it. He figured she would have to have a demonstration. But she just said "OK" and went to work on him. The thing probably held a cup and a half at best. It was baby blue and had raised figures of toys on the front. She soon became the one putting the meetings together and loved the idea of making it slosh inside. She was more of a giver than a taker, but once in a while, she felt it her duty to submit, and liked it. But next time she was in control again, just like always.

Gave one as a moving present to a lady friend when she moved to Alaska as a warming present for long cold winters. 8months later she said in a brief phone call that it dd indeed helped over the winter.

I gave a fountain syringe to a neighbor once, but not for enema use. This was a 6'2" woman who weighed 345 lbs. Then some how she got pregnant and didn't even realize it until the baby was almost due. After the birth, she was visiting a couple of us out front in the yard, and was complaining about a bad smell somewhere in her house. The next day I went to Walmart and bought the syringe and left inside her screen door. She never complained about the smell again.

Many years ago I was at a company departmental Christmas party. Most everyone exchanged gifts. We had one male that spent lots of time in the men's room. He got, from the entire group, an enema bag in front of everyone. The folks ended up having a very fond round of laughter. That was probably more than 40 years ago,

I can't believe it's been 2 years since I last posted on this topic. I'm still hoping that Santa Claus, or one of the nice elves, might see the wisdom in putting such an item under the tree. Some instruction/demonstration from Mrs. Santa, or one of her elves, could make for one of the memorable holiday seasons of all times.

BTW, I've given a several as gifts. My hope has always been that others might find enjoyment in one of life's most simple pleasures.

Many years ago, I had a massage therapist that I learned was into taking enemas (regular and coffee) for health reasons. I played dumb and asked a lot of questions about enemas, which she gladly answered. Later, in a massage session, she mentioned her enema bag was leaking. So I picked up a combination syringe and gave it to her as a gift at my next massage. And jokingly asked if she'd break it in showing me how to use it. She laughed and said she'd fill the bag and leave me to my business. I never took her up on it, but I don't think she found them erotic, just another way to better health.

Yes I have a good enema friend . An we talk a lot about enemas and all . He likes old enema things . An I love collecting old enema things . So I usually send him a nice old enema bag for CHRISTMAS .

While visiting a long-term lady friend recently, she began asking me about enemas as we sat on her patio sipping wine.

I told her that my first wife had an extra loop of large intestine and required an enema from time to time to relieve constipation.

I also told her I take a couple of enemas a month because of the pleasurable feelings and sense of wellbeing they provide. I told her that I had usually experienced a sense of euphoria after a series of relaxation enemas.

She listened intently and said she would be willing to take a series to relieve some constipation she was having.

I casually asked if she had any equipment. She did not. I told her not to worry that I would buy her some after dinner.

Later, I went to the store and bought a combination bag, brought it home and went through the bag, hose, clamp and nozzles with her. I told her we would drink our morning coffee and then I would give her a soapy enema to clean her out followed by a couple of plain water rinses.

She smiled and said ok.

Next morning we sat in her kitchen, chatted over coffee, made plans for a day of museum hopping and relaxed.

Finally, she said she was ready for her enemas.

We went into her boudoir, she undressed and sat on the potty to pee while I mixed her soap enema. I had her lay on her tummy across her bed on a couple of thick towels.

I lubed her anus and rectum with Vaseline and inserted the nozzle before draining the bag into her.

Her tummy bulged and I gave her a colonic massage before she went to the commode and released the enema and what had been plugging her up.

Two nice full bag rinses followed before she showered and got dressed for the day.

I showered and dressed and we left her house for our day. Over lunch she told me how good her tummy felt and, in fact, she felt good all over.

Then she said I would have to give her enemas every time I visited.

That night after dinner, I was massaging her feet and we talked as she relaxed. I told her I really needed to get her better equipment if she intended to continue her enemas.

As she dozed to the foot massage and soft music playing in the background, I whipped out my smart phone and ordered her a quality four quart bag with two nozzles and a colon tube.

Next day I told her to expect a surprise package in the mail that week. As luck would have it, her pretty blue enema bag arrived on her birthday!

She made a photo of the gifts she had received that day, including flowers, perfume, cards and that blue bag, which she mailed to me.

Her note said that she has never gotten an enema bag for a birthday present before.

I leave for her house and another four-day visit tomorrow. I sure hope we can break-in her new equipment.

Yes I have!! Needless to say it is the "Gift that keeps on giving!!!"

with a "Click!!,"

highwater

PS, "BubbaBoy" that was a "Great Post!!"

Two stories - both true.

In the late 1980's I knew the owner of Northeast Natural Health, who was the distributor for the Toxygen colon hydrotherapy machine (this was right before Dotolo bought the rights..) One year his wife gave each of their adult kids brand new shiny red rubber enema bags for Christmas. They were wrapped under the tree with all the other presents. Christmas day they took a beautiful family photo, with each of them holding up their brand new Christmas enema bag!

I went back to school as an adult, and earned a second college degree. A long time close friend, who I'd met on an enema chat room, sent me a brand new navy surplus Jones can and a copy of the medicaltoys.com catalog as graduation presents. She passed away shortly after, and I've kept the enema can in its original box in my office ever since, and nobody knows what it is or why I have it.

Nice gift

My wife always wanted to go visit Paris, so a few yrs ago for Christmas I got her a Paris travel guide and a 2 1/2 qts Davol Paris combo syringe. Both sit idle in her closet

My wife surprised the heck out of me 6 months ago and gave me a 2.2 quart stainless steel enema bucket for my birthday. I was hoping she would like to see how it worked and give me an enema with it. No luck!

About 30 years ago, I worked with a pretty but chubby woman, probably in her 30s at the time. As far as I know, she didn't date and had no BF.

We worked in close proximity on a project for some time, and I noticed she was kinda stinky "down there". It was not like I bent and smelled her crotch, but the odor was unmistakable and it kinda waxed and waned throughout the month.

So, I bought her a two-pack of Fleet Summer's Eves and left the package, without any note, in her office mailbox. She must have gotten the point because a day or so later there was no more smell, and I never noticed it again.

While I've never been given a enema related gift I do treat myself on my birthday which is coming up soon.

It's been more than 20 years ago, but one Christmas, my wife gave me a wrapped present after our kids had opened up all of their personal presents and had started playing with what Santa Claus had brought them. My wife and I had gone into our room and closed the door to get dressed into something besides our bed clothes. However, once the door was closed my wife handed me another present. I unwrapped it and low and behold it was a brand new combination syringe! I can tell you one thing, seeing it about took my breathe away. Of all the presents I got that Christmas, that particular present was, by far, my most memorable. Once the box was unwrapped, wife came up to me, wrapped her arms around me, and whispered in my ear, "Honey, tonight after the kids are asleep we will have to try it out." Of course, she meant that she would give me an enema with that new contraption since she did not partake in such activities. You can imagine what was on my mind all day!

Just make sure you really have a long-term intimate relationship with that person.

Remember, we live in the age of misinterpretation.

It's so easy to get in real trouble.

Make sure the person is open to getting that sort of gift from YOU!

even then it CAN still backfire on you!

Funny this was brought up. I actually bought one for my wife about a year ago. I had bought a clear 2 quart silicone bag, 2 meter hose w/ check valve, & tips about a year earlier and was 'on their mailing list'. They later ran a sale for a white bag (complete kit similar to mine) for $15 before Christmas. Well, I can't pass up on a great deal when I see it and was hoping that if I get my wife her own, new, modern bag she might be more inclined to try it out. (We had previously had the cheap Walmart/ Walgreens combo kits). I presented it to her one evening and told her she might just enjoy it and have a great orgasm. Not much was said after that and is not too much on words in general. She put it in a discrete carry bag in her bedroom. I periodically checked to see if it had been used, then it obviously put it in a more discrete place. I've yet to notice that she has used it. Just goes to show you can bring the horse to water but can't make them drink. I'm still hoping she 'comes around' one day but not holding my breath. One can only hope. Some time later I left her a nice 12" colon tube which just got put below the sink, still in its' wrapper. Oh well.

I have been to a retirement party where gag gifts were presented and one of them was a Fleet Enema. Everybody laughed. I have never seen a bag or bulb as a gift. That seems a bit too personal to me. Maybe between partners, but not in front of others.

I have been to a retirement party where gag gifts were presented and one of them was a Fleet Enema. Everybody laughed. I have never seen a bag or bulb as a gift. That seems a bit too personal to me. Maybe between partners, but not in front of others.

I've seen gag retirement/birthday gifts of Laxitives, Viagra, Condoms, Thongs and even a vibrator. But never an enema. Most laughed but I think some were offended - (screw them!)

Back "in the day," when douching was still in vogue, moms were known to give "feminine syringes" and combo bags to their daughters at bridal showers. To be more discreet, prior to the wedding night, mother and daughter might have a private chat where the bridal "gift" and maybe some motherly advice would be shared how about taking care of her own health and, eventually, illness in the family if their doctor recommended giving an enema. ("That's what the small nozzle is for, dear," as if daughter didn't know already.)

This anecdote of bridal gift history is courtesy of my mother, remembering the drug store syringe she received from her mom before marrying my dad in 1940. She shared this story years ago, and that's how "the torch was passed" on my mother's side of the family.

@Justme3 that's heartbreaking

People give each other guns and ammo as gifts, I don't see a problem in it, unless you load it with milk and molasses and put it under the tree the first week of December . Youll never get that rotten milk smell out .

A dear friend on this site whom I will not identify shared a sweet story of how her mother gave her what is considered today a vintage fountain syringe set complete w/ douche and enema pipes . I indicated to my friend what a thoughtful , kind , caring and loving gift from her mom to her made as she entered college . The syringe was used in the family and she had sessions with her mom as required . Still …………. how thoughtful and is an indicator to me of their close loving relationship as mother and daughter . She indicated that she utilizes the syringe as intended to this day and all is serviceable and very functional . I appreciated her candid and very personal share as to her mom's ' going away to college ' gift ' .

@Vicki_V I don't know where I read or heard that, but I've heard of douche syringes being given as a wedding gift in the US.

During my college years, I had a thing or fetish (maybe a better word) for monograms. Almost every sweater and blouse that I owned had a monogram on it. We had a gift exchange between the sisters in the sorority. We drew names and the girl that got my name was known for her creativity so I was prepared. It was a relative small package and when I open it, there was a light blue (Carolina Blue) monogrammed douche bag. The gifter claimed that she had to almost promised the monogrammer her first born to get it monogrammed.