An Enema Syringe as a Gift

I wonder if you have ever given, or perhaps been given an enema syringe, or bag as a gift?

If so, what were the circumstances. Was it as a joke, was it to help someone in need, was it perhaps for someone who after discussion had decided that taking an enema from time to time was a sensible way of dealing with a sluggish digestion or similar.

With Christmas coming, is this something you might like to find in your stocking, or find under the tree?

Delia

I've given a few to my husband for us to use. I don't know if you would consider them "gifts" since they end up in our combined equipment inventory for our use together or individually as each situation requires.

Not really as a gift as such.

Until I was in my late teens, boxes or suitcases or trash bags of Mom's stuff would turn up in various places every now and then. A surprising number of these caches contained enema equipment.

Virtually every piece of enema equipment I own came from these "stashes."

Dad says he is now 98% certain we've found the last of it, but he says he remembers a couple of pieces of equipment, including a Balloon Nozzle that never turned up. He thinks she must have taken that with her when she left.

I've given a couple of equipment gifts over the years. One was extremely well received since it offered a step up from what the lady was then using. The other I found hanging filled in the bathroom of the lady I had given it to one evening when I was invited over for dinner a few days later. It ended up getting well used later that evening. I think caution and environment have to be considered when something of this sort is given as a gift. What might work well as a private gift might not go so well at the family or office party. We may be enema nuts, but I certainly would not want to offend someone or make the recipient embarrassed. Lisa's comment about finding things in her mother's various caches could be another whole topic. I've found some interesting things as I've helped friends and relatives empty homes or move. Anybody have more to offer on that? I call it treasure hunting.

Lisa, it's too bad the balloon catheter is gone. I still think you would enjoy it.

I gave a Bagenema to a female coworker one time as more of a gag gift. We had been joking around the previous day, and she said something to the effect that she needed a good cleaning out to get her brain back in order. So I went to a drug store that evening after work and got the Bagenema, took it home and wrapped it up. Needless to say, she got a big shock whe she opened it the nest day.

I gave one of my "Jugbags" as seen in my avitar to my colon hydrotherapist.

That was after long discussions about enemas and especially her daily use

of them. At that time I had just developed and used several of them and

she sounded interested. I was hoping that she would use it, which she did,

like it, which she did, and use the one I gave her so that her clients could make

their own. She said that she liked the price, free and made mostly from trash,

and the gallon capacity. She has used it several times since.

My wife and I have been going to a homeopathic healer and he's suggested that I take coffee enemas for the pain I have due to a neck injury. I have given a couple of enemas to my wife, but she wasn't wild about them. Enema love is something I think is an acquired taste even though there are no taste buds located in the anus or recturm, LOL! Anyway, I've talked to her about the benefits I've experienced with them, trying to bring her around to allowing me to try and give her a couple more. She had said that she'd only consider trying again if she had a bad of her own. Very next day I bought her a jones can and 4 feet of 1/4 latex rubber tubing and fitted a small rectal tip to it. Told her I'd bought her a "present" and presented it to her. Her reply was "gee, thanks"! Still have hope!

I have given vintage enema cans, obtained via e-bay, to an enema-loving friend and two colon therapists, one of whom loves it for her coffee enemas at home. None had a Christmas bow on it, however LOL.

I have purchased nozzles, BDSM equipement, etc. that after I have gotten home and tried, have decided that I didn't like or have grown tired of. I have given them to my e-nurses and mistresses along the way. They always appreciate it and the gesture has gone a long way with future sessions.

Never have given enema eqpt. as a gift, but for the right person who would appreciate it (and maybe wanted the treatment as well), I think it would be a fine, if expensive, gift. (I wouldn't give cheap stuff)

A long time ago I went to a bridal shower and as still happens some of the gifts can be pretty funny. Someone actually gave the bride-to-be a combination syringe. We all had a good laugh and there were lots of off color comments about it, but for some reason I also suspect that it was put to good use.

I have given a few of my friends and enema bag/hot water bottle with attachments who have shown interest in me taking enemas. One of my close friends uses his on a regular basis and realy enjoys taking enemas!

I suppose if the gift is given seriously but received badly it can always become a 'joke gift' or a weird novelty rather than a functional item for them. I think I would rather laugh about it then rather than risk them laughing at me later...

I've posted the story elsewhere but it's appropriate in this thread.

It was WWII and Dad came home, on leave from the Military. It was just weeks after my ninth birthday and he asked what I would like as a belated birthday present. Unhesitatingly I asked for an enema bag of my own, so that I wouldn't have to use the family combo-bag. That afternoon he took me to the local drug store and I picked out an open-top fountain syringe I'd had my eye on for a couple of months.

My wife's mother gave her a Douche/Enema bag as a wedding gift...It was a Rexall bag in a plastic case. You mounted it in the tub and by opening the top and bottom could either douche or give yourself an enema....

I hope (for your sake) it was a gift that the two of you have shared together Michael2.

In 1966, we found under our Christman Tree neatly wrapped, a brand new faultless enema bag. It was a gift from my grandmother to our family. Evidently, she thought our current bag was becoming worn...and for good reason! Anyway imagine my embarrassment when I begged my mother to open that package Christmax morning it was to our entire family from "Santa." Before the year was out I would be this in our family to have that bag used on me. But that is another story.

The thought of an enema syringe or related device has been on my mind of late. Must be the holiday season and the exchange of gifts. I've been queried on several occasions now regarding what I want or need for Christmas. My kids tell me that I'm very hard to buy for. I just can't bring myself to suggest that the old man would love to receive a new enema bag. Maybe a 5qt Olympic or a Red JBL Replica. Of course, an apropo gift might be a new black Klystra if purchased on Black Friday.

I could just imagine myself asking Santa for a shiny red enema bag with a long black nozzle. Do you think I'd provoke a Ho Ho Ho if I asked for Ms. Santa to come and show me how the thing worked? In today's hustle and bustle, a gift card to Beth Tyler or the Optimal Health Network would be wonderful. Maybe a gift certificate for a series of colonics is a possibility.

I'd like to believe there's a tooth fairy, but that special surprise from Ms. Santa would suffice. Even if I'd been determined to have been bad, a couple of good hot soapy enemas might get me to obey some New Years Resolutions.

No, I haven't but I see no problem with a gift of enema equipment. I think you would surely have to know if it would be appreciated or you might be labeled a pervert which you may well be, but only enema lovers appreciate that.

I think everyone should have a good stock of enema equipment as one never knows when the equipment may call your name.

Bill

I have a lady friend who's an RN,and when my new lady-doctor scheduled me for a Double Contrast Barium Enema to screen me for colon cancer,I , after much hesitation,got up the nerve to ask her for help preping me.unfortunately she had other commitments, and could not help.a month or so later, I bought a 2qt. Cesco Columbian Made enameled Irrigator, brand new in the box, complete with red hose,black nozzles, and metal hose clamp, from the1950s on Ebay,and gave it to her for her birthday. she is in her 50s, but never saw one before, and didnt know what it was,till I told her.she said it was the most 'Unique' gift she ever got!!! now i'm trying to get up the nerve to ask her if she would help me start cleansing again......

Ah, the gift of an enema, its the gift that keeps on flowing....enjoy - Mike

Most recently, I "gave" enemas as a gag gift.

On rare occasion at work a conversation will come up where enemas are discussed, or where their mention seems to logically flow from the conversation subject with a little steering from me. For whatever reason a female co-worker and I had been talking about emergency room visits, and she mentioned she'd been to the emergency room just once when a teen, for some sort of digestive issue. With a little careful encouragement, I learned that she had been severely constipated and was having pain in conjunction with that. Her parents opted to take her to an emergency room. Given my intense interest in all things enema, I of course inquired further, as tactfully as I could. Eventually I asked how she'd gotten relief, and fortunately she said they gave her a small enema, presumably a Fleet from the way she described it.

I couldn't believe I was getting this story - cute teen severely constipated visits medical professional for help. Sounded like the premiss of about every third enema video I've seen.

Anyway, what she told me next I found especially titillating. She confided that the enema had no effect - her bowels didn't move. She didn't tell the emergency staff. She then said that 24 hours later she had a very good BM at home. I got the impression there was more to it that she was too embarrassed to admit to - perhaps she had an "accident" once it took effect or the volume was particularly excessive. I don't know, but I'd sure love to know. Apparently the emergency room folks offered no other advice or treatment, as she was sent home with no follow-ups.

Because I find it very fascinating to discuss enemas, I "tagged" this discussion with a lighthearted, non-embarrassing association, so it would be easier to discuss again later. I joked that she was must certainly be the world record holder for retaining an enema - 24 hours. On occasion, I'd say something like "Hey, broken you world record lately?", and we'd both chuckle.

Many years ago at Christmas time I scanned the front of two Fleet Enema boxes and opened the images in Adobe Photoshop. I modified the images removing "Fleet" and putting her first name in its place, in the same font and size, making them her brand, "Kelly's Enema". I also altered other text on the box mentioning her "world record" for retention. I then printed out the altered images at 100% size, pasted them carefully to the front of each box, and they looked great, if I do say so myself.

I gave her the personalized enema gifts away from other workers of course - she was very embarrassed, but we both laughed a lot, and she or I will still mention it in one way or another on occasion these many years later. I never grow tired of hearing her talk about enemas in whatever context.

I asked recently if she still had them, thinking (and hoping) they'd certainly have been used by now. She mentioned she'd thrown them out some time ago since they must certainly have been past their "use-by" date. Sadly, my impression is that she rarely has constipation problems as an adult, and if she ever would have movement problems in the future, I suspect laxatives would be her choice.

If I can locate those images on one of my old hard drives, I'll post them in the gallery at some point.

I have seen an enema bag given as a birthday gift, but only as a joke

Yes.I got a JBL from my husband last year, he was just my boyfriend at the time, it was such a nice thoughtful gift, I am giving one as a gift this year.

Ive never seen that but i love the idea the gift that keeps on giving

Now that is my kind of gift.. The kind of gift that keeps on giving... I would love if someone was to give me enema stuff as a gift.. It would be my favorite gift of all time.

One of my attempted failures : some time ago (long time...), I came to meet in a party with a girl being a pharmacist (not an assistant : the boss !). Very senior level of education, quite impressive... and a sexy look as well ! And single...

I dated her for a dinner, and found her VERY attractive, in many aspects of her person. We had a fantastic two hours dinner, and we agreed that we had many things in common and should go exploring more, but it went no further at this time.

As we talked about signs of the zodiac, I came to learn the her birthday will be the following month.

Pharmacists being the heirs of former apothecaries I decided to look for a gift that would be both a guide to enema plays if she understands it as such or a "classic" gift for a classy lady in her position.

E-bay gave me the opportunity to buy a classical self administer clyster (not working condition, but very good looking !) that would be the perfect gift. I wrapped it as it deserved, and rang her a few days after her birthday (we had met only once in the meanwhile, as my job took me abroad for a couple of weeks and did not allow for more).

We decided for an afternoon break in a nearby public park, as I was not very enthousistic about her opening my gift in a fully booked restaurant.

She laughed a lot, but did not gave me any sign of understanding of the hidden message...

We had a couple more meetings, and I came to understand that it would not end in any more intimate relationship : she was happy sharing dinner or lunch with me, enjoying talking and laughing, but that was it.

We remained friends for some time, and one day she invited me for a home party. I immediately noticed my gift on a console in the hall : it had been turned into a lamp ! I told her I found it a great idea, and she laughed that it was just impossible for her to keep it as such, but she found my gift such fun that she did not want to give it away.

Not one more explanation.

She still is one of my friends, being married with one child. The lamp is still at the same place. We never had any sex together but good fun is also an interesting aspect of life.

My wife gave me a special pesent a couple of Christmases ago. She gave me a new combination syringe just for me. I couldn't think of a more special present in all my existence. It marked an acceptance of my love for enemas and an important change in our love life. Since then she has also given me vaseline and vicks for birthday presents. She is very skilled at giving me enemas now and I know I am very blessed to have such a woman.

I wore a lot of monograms in college. I like them and it also kept the girls from borrowing my clothes. At the sorority Christmas party, one of the girls, gave me a monogrammed blue douche bag. -- DD