Quick Enema

In order not to get found out by my spouse I need to speed it up a Little.

In order not to get found out by my spouse I need to speed it up a Little.

From making the decision to take an enema, to getting the bag and tubes, filling my colon, expelling and cleaning up, I can do a 2 quart enema in ten minutes--or maybe a minute faster if my husband collects the equipment while I get undressed--and not have to worry about an accident if I am pressed for time and just want a quickie. The thing is, my stuff is out in the open and handy in our toy closet. Quickie enemas are not what I enjoy most, but if time is a factor and I want an enema, a quickie will do.

BUT, if you're trying to not get found out, forget it. Your wife either knows and hasn't said anything or she will find out. One day, she will either find your stuff or knock on the bathroom door while you are in there and want to come in for something and you won't be able to refuse her entry. You might as well let her know you take enemas so you can relax and enjoy them. At best, you'll broaden her sexual horizons, at worst, she'll tell you to leave her out of it. I don't think enemas done in private are anything a person would file for a divorce over.

Trying to do secret things in a marriage gets stressfull after awhile because you are always thinking of new ways to keep your enemas from being found out.I went through that for ten years until I finally got the nerve to tell my wife about my love of enemas.Well,it was'nt so bad after all,my wife said ''Why did you not tell me sooner'',soon after,we were sharing enemas together.Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/Western Ma

I don't think my wife would mind if I told her about my fascination with enemas. Not sure she would help out, nor join in for that matter. But I am sure she wouldn't mind either way. Go ahead and tell her about it. I would have to say that if she didn't want to be with you over this little thing then something else would have to be wrong there.

My wife does not allow me to do enemas while she is @ home but if she steps out I am free to enjoy my enemas. She also calls me and tells me when she is expected home. WE NEVER discuss my enemas and she never takes an enema.

I have a 1qt container with a tube attached,I keep it under the vanity.There is a hook near the skylight in the bathroom upstairs for hanging a plant.When I do a quick enema,the enema container hangs on the hook while I take the solution standing up.With a pitcher in hand,I can refill the container and take as much as three quarts this way.I have to admit,quick enemas are not as enjoyable as a slow one.I don't believe an enemas should be rushed.Therefore,I suggest you get up the nerve as I did and tell your wife why you enjoy enemas.You might be surprised to find that she'll understand,my wife did.Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/Western Ma

I also do the shower bit if Im looking for a quick "E". My wife dosent know about my pleasure but probably has an idea. If I take to long in the bathroom she always says "thought you died in there".

I am shy/embarrassed about my fetish. So I do it alone in the bathroom. It is best if no one else is home but our house is large enough and my family sleeps late so I can enjoy myself in the extra bathroom in the early a.m.

Have you tried to take an enema "quickly"?

I have tried today, i have taken a 2 qt enema with douche nozzle and the clamp completely opened! 😉

It has been a beautiful enema! 😉

I used to take quick enema when i was travel outside as i always get constipated. i take my fleet-enema in my bag, than used it in the morning while i was sitting on the toilet.

No enemas for my wife. But she started giving me enenmas after I complained about being constipated. She suggested laxatives and more fiber first. After my no, she often would say to me, "You must be constipated. You clearly don't feel good. Are you ready for an enema?" And when time was short, she could give me a very nice enema in less than 10 minutes. If the teen age kids got home too soon, our bedroom door was closed, and they respected our privacy for enemas or love making.

I have a 16oz travel douche bag and nozzle. This works well for a quickie. Couple of those will create some fun for you 😉 Fleet, for me, tends to be more volatile than I prefer. Plain water does the trick more often than not. Butt, don't forget to do a good slow set later.

Sometimes in the morning during my shower to help get thing moving.

Years ago I used to travel with work a lot .

I would take with me a travel bag and nozzle set .

I never had problems with this .

Other thing is use the shower ,if a flexable hose is there , many hotels/motels have them hanging .

I also used to take a bulb with me be for the travel bag .

W

There have a few days when time is a factor that I have taken a quick quart by hanging the bag high and completely opening the calmp. I'm contemplating the purchase of a 8 oz bulb for such an occasion.

I rarely take a quickie Enema but I do contemplate it sometimes.....Jimbeaux

I've taken quick enemas before but did not find it to my liking right away. i enjoy them nice and slow to begin then quicker as the time goes on

When I suddenly find myself at home alone for an hour, or two, I grab the enema equipment, fill up the bottle, flush out my rectum, fill the bottle again, and take as much water as comfortable whilst sitting upon the toilet. Hopefully, the expulsion will be complete by the time someone comes home! Not as satisfying as a "proper" enema, but an enema nevertheless.

I can't imagine not telling a spouse, even if they were not into it: one would be giving up their core identity!

I do not enjoy a quick enema. I like to take nice slow relaxing ones. I am lucky in a way I live alone and can do this. It would be more enjoyable if I did have a partner.

Getting the nerve up to tell on yourself is the hard part in my experience once you tell your gf or wife she will either join in or let you be,if she likes to play as well you have a keeper on your hands

After being on the forum yesterday, I really wanted an enema soon, but had to wait. Wife not knowing about my interest. This morning I still wanted one before going to work, so I got our my squeeze bulb of about 1/2 pint, put some soap in a cup with warm water, and squirted in 2 bulbs while trying to bush my teeth. The soap won and I had to get to the pot quickly. Then another squirt to flush out, finish up in the bathroom and go to work.

I would much prefer a long time enema, but the quicky was better than nothing.

I don't care for quick enemas. If I am going to take an enema, I am going to have a good clean-out. That means a minimum of two enemas. One to do the cleaning out and a second one to test whether I am in fact cleaned out. From experience I know that a single enema seldom cleans me out, so the second enema is usually a good soapsuds enema. The third, and usually final, enema is either plain water or bicarbonate water, it just depend on my mood. I cannot do this in less than an hour and a half.

I told my wife right off the bat so if it botherd her then we could take care of that right then and there but she just said what ever

I don't think I've ever done a real quickie. There have been times when I felt rushed, though. I tried to tell my last husband that I took them, and felt good during and after them but I found out that he thought enemas were disgusting, and even though I told him that I NEEDED them, he never administered one to me, nor wanted to be any part of it. I went through a period of time when he made me feel ashamed of taking them. But hey, that's part of who I am. So yes, I had to speed things up at times when I knew "he" was on his way home.

I recently discovered the magic of the shower massager. I was on vacation and didn't have any equipment with me since I wouldn't have an opportunity to use it anyway. I was really craving an enema so I started looking for options...

The place we stayed had a shower massaging head on a flexible cord and I adjusted it so that the water output was concentrated in the center but not pulsing. I knelt down in the tub and pressed the head against my sphincter as tight as I could. I felt the pressure of the spray relax my muscles until I felt the familiar fullness in my bowel. If the flow seemed too fast, I simply let up on how hard I was pressing the shower head to my ass. Once I felt full, I adjusted the head back to normal and turned off the water. I forced myself to hold it until I had towelled dry and gotten to the toilet.

I couldn't tell how much I had taken but it was more than a quart based on the output. One of the showers at home has just such a head. Now when I want a quick and discreet enema, I know which shower I'll be using!

Sure, if time is pressing - a couple of quick bulbfulls often does the trick.

In inserting a very long colon tube you will avoid any problems from gas assemblies in the colon by taking a quick enema.

My quickest enema is at our lake cottage where I have an enema can. I can prepare and be taking a soapy enema in under 2-3 minutes and it takes less than another 2-3 minutes to clean up the equipment afterwards. So if it taking the enema is 5-10 minutes, holding for 5, and expelling for 5, I can do a good enema from preparation to cleanup in about 20-25 minutes. Generally, however, I feel that enemas need not be rushed.

Yes, the ease in cleaning the enema can makes it easier to take a good treatment in a short time. my mom was one of those get-it-over-with givers and probably got the soapy water in too fast. Now I try for a more relaxed enema either by myself or given by another.

Emom's timeline seems reasonable.