Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

I wish I could reach. It's not for lack of trying but flexibility and length. That would be the greatest form of jacking off!

I would if I could but I can't ...

I've tried many times, but there is no way that I am flexible and limber enough to do this ...

I would and swallow my load as i know it is safe , sucking cock with condoms sucks ( no pun intended ) but there is suck a great chance of getting something.

When I was a teen I could self suck [ about an inch or two. Loved cumming in my mouth and on my face

You bet! I would if I could, but it's not going to happen.

Age has hampered my ability to enjoy this pastime, but I never found it all that exciting.

You do have to get into a weird and not very comfortable position and somehow that made it less thrilling than other ways of having fun.

A guy standing by a great pholosopher asked why is the dog licking himself. The philosopher responded after not much time, "He can. If I could that...I would have to leave the house." sorry........I would never have to leave the house.......

Wow that was alot to get through. If I could and it was comfortable, I would. And even better, I would even lick my own ass. Obviously after properly cleaning myself.

I'm surprised how many have said they wouldn't. Its close to 50/50.

The one time I accomplished the act I could hardly breathe. It is better to let her do it 😄

The old joke... two drunks watching a dog lick his dick. One drunk says to the other "I wish I could do that" to which the other drunk replies "ya better pet him first!"

Cheers

If I could, I would. But not even as a teenager could I get my mouth on it.

As many times as i've had my head up my ass, you'd think i could at least get my own clit in my mouth 😉

Hell yes!!! I wish I could, but I can't.

I would and I have although my back isn't as flexible as it used to be

Yes I would, only problem is I couldn't stop lol

I prefer '77' -

- just like 69, only eight more.

...Lorenzo

"as many times as i've had my head up my ass, you'd think i could at least get my own clit in my mouth 😉 "

Gibby, thanks for the laugh. karma point for you.

The quote ""as many times as I've had my head up my ass," reminds me of a LT Colonel who said "Fox, report to the Base Hospital and have a window installed in your belly so you can see while you have your head up your ass"

It seems I had just shown everyone how to land a airplane in bad weather but still be 3 feet above the runway (KABAMMM) and we were discussing my lack of concentration as the crew chief looked over the aircraft for damage. I did not think it wise to expound on the "any landing ya walk away from".

Lucky the hospital must have been out of belly windows.

Thanks for the chuckle and an old memory.

Skybear

Karma point for you Gibby.

If I could I would and I would drain myself dry...daily.

I sure would if I could-have to make do with left hand instead-sigh 😢

Damn Straight I would ... in my dreams I have!

Ya i always wanted to give myself head amd drink my cum but when i jack off and cum i dont feel like doing it anymore

Hell yea if i could!!!!!!

A little curious about it but have never gone for it, I don't know why just haven't.

Yes. Already did it a few times. If you're not completly straight, it's one of the most gratifying acts you can experience.

I wish I could be limber enough but I'm not so I have to work my legs up the wall so my cock is over my face and tease my self by stroking and stopping so I ooze alot of pre-cum it is kinda sweet and then I'll do,... (can't mention this)so I get the nasty thought in my mind to pretend I'm a girl getting ready to please her man and then I shoot all over my face and mouth and its hot and I tasted my cum and didn't back out cause I came too fast and lost the urge !!!!!!!!

I would blow myself and cum in my mouth if I could. Can you imagine knowing what speed and how hard to suck to make it feel good?

I would I love the thought

I absolutely would do it, and swallow. I love my cock and wish I could suck it for sure.

I sometimes dream I'm doing it, and wake up slightly disappointed!

There was a time, I was flexible enough to reach my dick with a tongue. Now I can't, but I'd love to. I would also swallow my sperm. Well I do swallow sometimes, but position of masturbate is very uncomfortable.