Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

Reutrning to topic, sure, if I could I would perform oral sex on myself. Sounds fun.

Jul 11, 2008, 18:01:04 Arianna said:

Interesting "what if". If I could do this I guess I would try it to see what it was like, but I can't imagine that the pleasure would be nearly as extraordinary as when having it done by someone else.

Well, Arianna, I don't know about that. If you did it to yourself, you would have instant feedback to adjust what you were doing for maximum pleasure--just like when you masturbate, you adjust your fingers for what suits you best.

Almost did once when much younger, couldn't quite make it in but I did touch the tip of my penis with my tongue. Can't even come close now!

I agree with Switchablesusie... I've previously stated that if I could, I would. Susie presents a very good point in that if you could, and did, you would be much more knowledgeable about what makes your body "zing." You would also be able to tell your partner what feels good/great to you, thus increasing your overall orgasmic experience.

Thank you, I feel much the same way about that, I do not object to the the subjugation factor, because I like to be 'taken' and having a man take control and do whatever he will, without asking or begging makes me feel desirable and wanted. But to squirt all over me just feels disrespectful. Same goes for spitting-- I don't mind a man lubricating my delicate tissues with his saliva (drool, if you will), but to spit onto or into me is also disrespectful,in MY mind.

If you could reach your organs would you do oral sex to yourself?

Jimbeaux

I posted on this topic somewhere in one of the chat rooms and as of today, cannot locate it in any of them. If I find it, I will re-post it.

I have in years past done so on myself. I will state briefly what I posted. It was in the late 70's - early 80's, while still very flexible and capable than now at age 55, I was more so then. On numerous occasions, when I was feeling particularly adventurous, I went legs over the head and was able to relax and compress enough to get about 3/4 of myself (I am about 7 3/4" - 8", average.) into my mouth. Sometimes I had an enema nozzle in and slowly flowing, or a dildo/vibrator, other times not. In all cases, it was quite pleasurable and, if I could do it today I would, yes I did swallow.

G.N. 😃

I find "facials" offensive and insulting and I don't understand why some men like them. In my opinion, putting your fluids anywhere but inside of whichever orifice you're in is insulting. I see it as a man thinking she's not worthy of his seed and that she's worthless. IMHO, I'd prefer to get the fluids I've worked so hard to receive. Besides, it feels pretty darn amazing to feel a man cum inside me. The stimluation of feeling him spurt his seed into my mouth, pussy or bottom is such a big turn on to me. I don't want it any other way.

Mmmmmmmm, being taken. God, I love that. Such a huge turn on when a lover wants me, needs me, has to have me, or else. As I am the one who generally initiates sex in my current relationship, I really miss being with a man who can't keep his hands off me and can't wait to take me to bed. Full out, hardcore lust can be so much fun.

Below is the quote I made earlier elsewhere.

My boyfriend and I were talking about the best masturbation techniques. When I am not around, he likes to put two fleece pillows together and do them. For women it is obviously easy to find fun masturbation ideas and techniques but we were having some trouble coming up with some nice new ones for him. So you guys out there, what are the best masturbation techniques?

Years ago, as a direct result of the exercises I learned from my dance/yoga instructor, I had enough flexibility to perform auto fellatio on myself when in between lady companions, it was exquisite! Sadly, today @ 55, while still extremely flexible and limber, I am no longer flexible enough to do that anymore.

G.N.

No, never. But if you want to try remove 2 of yours ribs like a Marylin Manson.

Yes, one's tongue may get tired, but never let your partner know. You will get less tired if you are really sensual, really into her (his) experience, enjoying what you are doing. And, if you are really enjoying, then you won't try to rush her (him). Everything about it is just so wonderful.

Lots of variations covered in this thread. Here's my 2 cents.

Many, many, many years ago and many, many, many pounds ago I could get the tip of my cock in my mouth but it wasn't easy. I had to put my back against a wall. I would masturbate in this position and cum in my own mouth. It was hard to stay in that position very long but when you're in high school it doesn't take that long to cum. I've never objected to the taste of cum and find it erotic.

When my wife and I would come home from a swinger's party we usually finished the evening by having sex with each other. I would get really aroused tasting her other lover's cum as I went down on her. She also liked kissing me and saying, "Your mouth tastes like pussy".

While 69 is a nice occasional activity, we never really got in to it. It was too hard to concentrate on two sets of genitals. Not good at multi-tasking, I guess. We much preferred giving and receiving separately.

😜 I really wish I could but have never been that flexible. Since I classify myself as bi and unattached I have had the pleasure of oral opportunity from different partners. I can say that I enjoy the experience with either guys or another gal!

I also prefer slowly savoring the experience of either giving or receiving as opposed to doing both at the same time as in 69. I both receive better oral and reach far better climax and give much better service when all my attention is directed in one direction. 😜

You better believe it! five times or more each day!.....LOL 😜

I'd never leave my room !

I would, and I can't see why anyone wouldn't. It would be a safe, effective, and fun means to an end. I have a hard time believing anyone wouldn't at least TRY it.

I'm very oral, so yes I would - if I could! And yes I would swallow.

No i wouldnt.. although i do like the way i taste.. i prefer sucking men and they love it so why stop something im good at?

I believe oral sex goes both ways. I like to give more then receive.

Do i have a volunteer for me to give oral sex to?

Well, sue me for having too much time on my hands...

I just read this whole thread, and a fine example of repartee it is.

As for my two cents...it would be this:

Gentlemen, if you find yourself lamenting that old Hawaiian disease (lackkanooki) consider looking at sex as if you are some sort of alien, and have no investment in the process whatever, that you are here on the planet to do some form of research on the sexual habits of the female population, and in every encounter, in every possible way, just ASK.

Lower? Higher? harder? softer? two fingers? which opening? like this? how's that? etc etc etc.

Now, before you get to the point where you can ask all those questions, you will have to ask the first one, which is whether she is up for the research project in the first place.

At some point in the research, you are very likely to find the woman will want to do some of her own. My advice would be to LET HER. However, do not become distracted from your project...weekly (or more frequent) experimentation is suggested, and after about five years, you will have as many subjects as you could ever hope for.

Now, before the ladies chime in, let me say one more thing...

I tend to believe that if you spend the five years at the research, you will gradually find that your adolescent proclivity for many partners will decline in direct proportion to the care with which you perform you research. And in my opinion, it isn't about more or fewer partners anyway, that is between the parties involved...I recommend no deception, but again, we all make the beds we lie in...

Ask ask ask ask ask.

She will tell you if you make it clear you are sincere.

All the best.

Does a dog lick his balls? Of course I would. I love giving and receiving. There's nothing wrong with oral. It's presidentail approved.

Nope, not into dicks, including sucking my own.

Just read through the whole post and found it enlightening at times and pretty damn hilarious. As for the original question, Yes, I'd love to be able to and have tried but alas to no avail. Yes, I would swallow and have swallowed my own before. But I'll be the first to admit nothing feels better than relenquishing oral control to your partner, especially if you know how each other tick and can litterally control one another with just your tongue. Awesome. As for bananas... uh no comment? lol.

Wow...this is one of the most interesting and varied threads i've read since joining this site. as for the original question..if i could i certainly would and if i was lucky enough to make myself squirt i would swallow (although i think that was directed at the men.). i have licked, sucked, nibbled and swallowed men and one woman. i do prefer sweet cum and my husband has always had it no matter what he eats. as for cumming on the face..it only happened to me once and it was an accident. actually it went n my eye and i immediately started laughing and said 'i didn't c that cumming.' but i think if it was done on purpose i would b pissed off.

If I could reach the area I'd almost certainly spend a lot of my spare time down there. 😎

I tried it one time, a few years ago. Even though I was successful in doing it, it just wasn't the same without a partner present.

That's like asking "If you could improve your pleasure tenfold from masturbation - would you do it?" DUUUUUHHHH!!

I would definately try it. If things didn't work out, oh well. That's the way it goes.

Caff

Why wouldn't you, all of us are into self pleasure in some form. If I could I would, not that flexible.

I dont think id be into it, but who knows what a young mans curiosity leads him to do!

I certainly would if I could...

ldb