As far as hygiene, there is freshly sweaty and there is rank. It's ok with me if my man has a whiff of fresh sweat. In fact, I enjoy that a lot!
If you don't know how to use nail clippers, keep your talons off my pussy.
If the best you can do is fumble about thinking this is foreplay, then progress to penis-in-vagina unimaginative sex, don't ask me out in the first place.
If my hood piercing leaves you dumbfounded, DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT!
When in the missionary position, support your weight yourself, asshole. I enjoy breathing while I fuck. I cannot do that if you are crushing my chest because you are too inconsiderate to prop yourself up on your arms.
Rubbing my clit harder isn't going to get me off faster or better.
I can understand if you don't want to shave, but please at the very least trim up good.
Talking about how terrible you feel about the inadequate size of your penis is what REALLY makes you pathetic.
On the other hand, if you tell me that you are the best fuck I will ever have in my life, I will count myself surprised if you can even get it up.