How many enemas have you had in your life

I couldn't possibly come up with an accurate number. I'd say the frequency changed over the years with stress and activity levels.

Oh I've lost count. But as it's the last day of the year, this afternoon I'm planning an e-x-t-e-n-d-e-d Enema Session. Enemas until only clear water is expelled! So I can start 2024 with clean empty bowels. I'll probably sleep through the night from exhaustion. And New Year resolution "an enema every day"

Anyone care to do the same?

I see that I originally replied to this post in August of 2008. At that time, I estimated that I was closing in on 3000 enemas. Over the last 15 years, I have probably averaged 100 enema per year. I am guessing that I am now closing in on 4500 enemas. I have chronic slow transit constipation and cannot "go" without taking something. It might as well be something I enjoy!

I am not sure for myself but I have been giving my wife two enema a month for the last five years. That’s 220 times I have seen her lovely bottom facing to the stars!!

If I were to make a guess, I would say that I had about 50 when I was a little girl. After the age of 20, maybe *1000 enemas. I changed this from my earlier number because in my early 20s when I was living alone, I did them all the time. Could be more as an adult though, I've never kept track.

I could not even begin to guess. Certainly hundreds of them, butt not enough.

As a kid I was a big time holder so I was given enemas to make me go. Back then I was terrified of being given enemas. Something still clicked in my head and started to poke around my own bottom playing like I was having an enema. I was rewarded by feeling great intense tickle sensations inside. This happened really young for me only 5 years old. I became addicted to this naturally. I am like a few others on this comment section so thankful to be able to share about this personal thing that I have only told a few people about. Over the years I probably have did thousands of enemas. They give me such great pleasure sexually.

I would guess 12000 plus. In my 20’s and 30’s I probably did 10 a week. From 40 to 52 I probably took 5 a week. Now I do 2 or 3 a week. I still enjoy them a lot.

Only 2 and they were not for pleasure

Doing enemas since I was 14, I'm 75 now, that's a lot of water, we wouldn't have a water shortage if it were not for me. I should do the math.

Can we use scientific notation?

I’ve never had one!

But I am E curious!

Well, Bugger me! Over 2000 enemas in his lifetime you say? No one could rightfully say, Louis the 14th was full of shit!

None (yet)

Easily over 5000.

Its difficult to add a number, but i started to do solo at 9 or 10 yo. Now i had 62, some years had been more prolific than others, this because a several circumstances.

But if i had to choose a number maybe 1,500.

I've had over 550 enemas. Most all were when I was constipated from being pregnant. Twice a week with about 4 enemas to get the system cleared out. A total of about 9 months.

MORE THAN A FEW.

I have given myself enough but definitely need someone to give me more.

I've never counted, but there were only just a few when I didn't feel better afterwards. That's why I think it's worthwhile physically and emotionally for women to own an enema bag.

I'd say close to 1000 with every formula you could fill me with

GraceT. I did some calculating and if you start today you could beat King Louis' record in less than 6 years if you take 1 per day.

350 to 450, wish I’d had more privacy

A lot, not sure how many really... probably >500.

Have had a couple hundred colonics.

A few months ago I wrote on this topic that I have had so many enema nozzles in me that I would look like a porcupine if all the nozzles were attached to me. I did some calculations and I am probably around the 1,800 mark and maybe more. I never have gotten tired of enemas and wanted to stop, simply because they make me feel so much better physically and I have never lost the erotic feeling they bring to me.

At least I’m not the only one who says “none”.

Though I have just purchased a bulb enema to at least try something!

I would guess well over 10,000. Probably a lot more.

I think I gave Louis the 14th a run for his money. I'd guess well over 2000, since I've been doing them on a regular basis for forty years.

I think I gave Louis the 14th a run for his money. I'd guess well over 2000, since I've been doing them on a regular basis for forty years.

Please have a thought about your " Waterbill " in all these years !! - maybe you would be able to buy a brandnew car ??

None and I don't think that will be changing anytime soon...