How Many Enemas Have You Had in Your Life

DITTO,

lots of great people here

I would say maybe 500 to 700. I was about 14 when I started using enemas for sexual gratification. I estimate about maximum of 15 per year since then, hence the estimate.

As a follow-up to my previous post in this thread from 2010 (#143), I have most assuredly surpassed the 16,000 threshold by now.

40,040+ bags, not counting the free flow shower runs. 14 bags/wk X 50wks X 55yrs = 40040. Which comes to 180,180 gallons, the bag holds 4.5 quarts. And counting.

I took a lot of enemas from the time I was about 21 until I got married at around 36, and took long sessions of from 3-5, about every 3-4 days.

So that works out to over 100 sessions a year, 400 enemas/year at a rough estimate. I also took them at home while growing up, every weekend when I has some privacy. Then, after I was married I cut back a bit, but still tried to get in a session every weekend. I can come up with a rough estimate of about 9250 and still counting!

Jon

I would add that I do not use enemas indiscrimately. I usually have a reason. I have always had a tendency to be constipated which seems to increase with age and medical care. For the past two years I have been on Qzempic which plugs you up to the point it is very painful. My doctor has actually recommended an enema every two weeks, which surprised me. After a while though the frequent enemas and constantly being on guard for symptoms and finding time to do an enema became troublesome. So I asked my GP for advise and she recommended Fibercon and Miralax. This solution was terrible. I asked my Endochrinoligist, the one which endorsed the Enema use, said to try Mag Oxide twice a day. This works quite well with no attendent cramping or urgency. The only drawback is fine tuning the dosage, and although I do get a good poop every mroning I still feel kind of constipated. So an occasional enema makes me feel completely empty.

Interesting results.

So much for the conservation of water.

I dont know how many enemas I have had ovr the years and I wouldnt even want to try to estimate the amount but i know it was a lot of them and still doing them

A rough calculation, around 5500. At present, I get a minimum of 2 enemas/week from my wife and once in a while a couple solo.

20 and very willing to catch up 👍

This question reminds me of a line from an old movie. The billionaire falls in love with shall we say lady of the evening. He ask her how many men were you with. She replies succinctly, "How do you count the waves in the ocean?"

6,723 or 6,724. Having a difficult time verifying the exact number.

Good question…

Hard to put an exact figure on it but would be over 50 I would reckon.

More as an adult (18+) than a child. Only a few in my childhood.

Ekid22

More than 1000. Less than 2000. Most in the last 10–12 years, though I started at about 16.

It is difficult to say, but I am sure that even without exaggerating it is thousands. I am a "boomer" who got a few enemas as a kid, then started giving them to myself around 10 or 11 years old. At that time maybe only a couple a month, then as a teenager maybe once a week when I had the opportunity. Then a long drought of none while in the military for a few years followed by only a couple a month as a newlywed with a wife not into recreational enemas and years of little kids in the house who hear everything. Once the kids were gone it went to at least once a week and now retired I average several a week.

The number can be influenced by how you count the number of enemas. What counts? Does 2 bulbs to clean out your butt prior to finger or butt plug play count? Or does it need to be at least a quart to count? If you have a soapy enema followed by a rinse enema count as 1, or 2? But any way you count them, I have had a lot of them and have enjoyed every one of them.

12 years of weeklies as a kid = 624

Add the times when I was sick and got them as well as a 2nd one in my weeklies and that'd probably another 100.

So we're at 724

Next would be the teenage years with solo administration. Guessing that was about 6 a month for another 9 years and that adds another 54.

We're at 778

Turned 21 and the real search for enema partners began. Mostly I was looking to give to nice ladies who wanted them, but I'll say I got at least another hundred enemas given to me in Enemate dates over the last 40 years.

Been to and hosted 23 Efest events. Once again I usually give but that's another time when I'm often on the receiving end of the bag... Probably a other 50 there

We're at 938

In my early 40s I convinced a lady neighbor that I needed regular enemas for my health, and that if she would give me a few enemas a week, I'd be happy to compensate her. That went on for about 2 years so that was another 208

1146 so far

I probably have gotten about 100 professional colonic irrigations over the years as well, so there's 100 super enemas for the total

1246 and counting

And finally solo in my adult years and that's probably another couple hundred.

So to keep in round numbers I've had about 1500 enemas in my life.

Now giving that's another story. As I said previously I give more than I receive , so I would say my giving numbers are 1500 to 2000. I've actually given 8 enemas to 5 different ladies in just the last 3 weeks !

Yes I feel extremely lucky to get to give and get all the enemas I do.

Enematically

Steve

aka Dr Probinbutz

Enema & Proctology specialist

Host 2024 Florida E-Fest

I am 68 had enemas weekly often twice week all my life plus hospital ones as kid and adult so over 4000fleet ones on top that and 6berium ones

Thousands.

Two quarts minimum ..... usually more. Thousands.

Good question… I have absolutely no idea. I received enemas from mom, grandma, and my teenage aunts up until age twelve. With an exception for grandma and my two aunts. From the time we first started school, we got enemas from mom because we didn’t like using the bathroom at school and got constipated. So, whenever mom gave one of us a couple of enemas for constipation, she gave the other two a couple of enemas as well. We also got enemas for being moody, being out of sorts as mom called it, or if we got in trouble an got a spanking. That was the only time mom gave us enemas in private. She took us to the bathroom and started fixing a rinse enema and told us to get undressed. Once she finished the enema and hung the bag up, she put us naked across her lap and spanked us with her hand or a hairbrush. When the spanking was over, and we had finished crying still laying across her lap. She lubricated our anus with her index finger buried deep in our anus for fifteen or twenty seconds then replaced it with the nozzle starting the flow. Giving us the rinse enema slowly so we could calm down. During the school year we averaged two or three enemas a month, sometimes more. Then the summer I turned twelve, our RN grandmother taught us personal hygiene and enemas became our responsibility.

In the summertime and during school holidays, we spend a lot of time at grandmas. We got enemas from grandma or our teenage aunts at least once a week during school holidays. In the summertime when we spend four to six weeks at her house, she gave us 3H enemas a day or two after we arrived. Then had our teenage aunts give us daily rinse enemas at bath time for a couple of weeks. Afterwards, it was back to enemas once a week. That routine stopped after grandma taught us personal hygiene with the exception of her 3H enemas during summer vacation. That routine, along with daily enemas from our aunts for a couple of weeks continued until I was sixteen. The big difference afterwards was the girls did our daily enemas one on one in private.

Shortly after we were taught personal hygiene, my siblings and I started swapping enemas a couple times a week. Not counting the enemas my teenage girlfriend and I gave each other during her period each month. This activity continued until we finished High School. After I finished High School and went in service, I was dry for four years. When I got out of service and went to college, not much changed until I got married. Only giving myself enemas when needed. After I was married, my wife and I were like a couple of rabbits, when it came to enemas and sexual intercourse. We used enemas during foreplay two or three times a week, maybe more, for a number of years until we had kids. By the time the kids were three or four years old, we had slowed down considerably doing enemas primary on weekends. So, under these circumstances, I won’t even venture a guess.

If you could see all the enema nozzles that have been stuck in me I would look like a porcupine. 😀

Like most enema enthusiasts here: “not enough”!

I've pondered this from time to time, my first was when I was 5 YO, in for tonsillectomy as was the practice in 1952, from a nurse with a can and I was hooked. I don't think I consciously thought about it being pleasurable, but I knew I liked it. My older sister Tess and I started sharing enemas within a few months after that with her telling me that she knew mom gave me one and then her telling me that she didn't care if mom gave her an enema as she liked it. Now it was game on. We gave to each other up until she started puberty if I remember she was 13 or 14. So if I continued at the then rate of 2 to 4 weekly averaging 3 (and I did keep taking enemas regularly) after 68 years (counting 63 years as I started at 5) that's 69,985 enemas give or take a couple of thousand! Now that's a LOT of water! But in reality it's hard to put a number on this, but it does bring up some interesting thoughts.

LostInThe50s

One or two bulb enemas daily for the last 25 years. The math works out to at least 9125!

Is too many an acceptable answer? I'm pretty sure I couldn't even attempt to calculate it.

1,000+. That is conservative, but no doubt accurate.

I'm counting only bag enemas, so the frequent ones I may have done in my teens with a makeshift bulb are not counted.

Until age 12 = 5 enemas

From ages 12-24 ~5/yr= 60

From 24-30~1/wk= 300+

From 30-65~2/day=25,550+

From 65-66~1/day=720+

I turn 67 in a couple of weeks.

So the total looks like 26635 +/_ 3% margin of error 😁

With an average of 50 minutes spent for each enema, that comes to over 22,000 hours spent practicing this activity over my lifespan so far. That's more than double the threshold of 10,000 hours set by Malcom Gladwell (Tipping Point, Outliers) for becoming an expert at an activity/occupation🤠😮!

Lots and Lots and Lots. Really never thought about counting. Still looking forward to increasing the total whatever that is.

Enough to Float a Battleship Around.

None!

At least 31,000. 2 a day x 42 years, but often 3