Coffee Enemas -- General Discussion

The grounds will probably clog your tube or nozzle.

Tiny pieces of coffee grounds are apt to stick to part of colon instead of flushing out. I use coffee enemas a lot. I am careful to filter out the grounds before taking an enema.

Perhaps this suggestion will help. When I first tried coffee enemas, I read the recipe from a book about health and nutrition. The directions recommended the use of a mild lemon juice enema after expelling the coffee retention enema. Your body might be sensitive to the caffeine. You might also reduce your retention time by a few minutes. Also for the shaky feeling you might drink some juice afterward.

Coffee enema I have been taking for many years! My wife started them with the gallbladder flush. Well I lost her 15 years ago it has been self enema until now my lady friend was reading some of the post here. The next thing she called me in saying I have something for you. I came in she said take everything off below your belt, Well she just gave me a coffee enema put a pad under me had me sit down put a timer next to me stay there until the timer goes off. She sat next to me to see what that enema gave me cramps. That enema did give some cramps she liked seeing me hold the enema that was the start of lots more enema from her & then it would say who turn today. We have a great time sometime I have cramps some I give her cramps.

I have used coffee my whole adult life and on Sundays. I also give myself a Mae West enema after a cleaning enema and a half hour later, more close to a hour, I take a cleansing enema to clean the bile secretions out that the small intestine puts out. This is the bile that is no good for you. I learned this from Kristie Amolng chat site at enemabag.com.

It sure sounds good advice to reduce the caffeine and preferably take it early in the day or insomnia is more or less certain ! You might care to measure your BP after a hefty dose and heart rate too.

Good squirting anyway!

I always finish off my enema session with a coffee enema. Once I am good and clean, I usually take a two quart coffee enema. I use S.A. Wilson's organic blend. I use 3 tablespoons of coffee to 1 quart of water. I boil it for about 5 minutes and then let it set for about 20 minutes. I pour it through a fine screen strainer. They recommend not using a paper filter because too much of the good stuff is filtered out. I then add 1 quart of water to the coffee to make it a 2 quart enema. I usually hold this for 30 minutes. During the winter I usually try to make it about 105 degrees F. It is really warming when it is cold out. S.A. Wilson's website has a section on how to prepare the coffee. By the way, you definitely would not want to drink this. It is not like any regular coffee you have ever had.

Wow -just now returned home from my appointment with the colonic therapist - just finished my series of 3 and this time a coffee enema was incorporated.

I feel amazing , just about bouncing off the ceiling. She has recommended that I continue with these myself on a weekly basis.

Seems like a good idea to me. 😁 😁

I'm learning fast 😎 😃 😁 Particularly considering that I've only had one enema before and that was 22 years ago in hospital following a high speed motorcycle accident and I found that most unpleasant(- the enema , the accident was a great deal more than unpleasant.) -- My how things change. 😉

The flush worked well on us - wife & myself. I have done the flush myself (now single). The thing is when someone is giving you & telling you to drink this or lay down giving you the enemas or drinking the oil. It is easy to do when someone tells you or does it to you but not when you doing the flush to yourself. Has anyone else had this happen.

The colon may absorb some things faster than when taken orally, but NOT AS COMPLETELY.

NO ONE retains the coffee enema so long that there is absolutely nothing left to expel. Practically all of it gets expelled.

The problem is when people take a coffee enema with a whole pot of coffee, when in reality, they would only drink a cup or two.

As was so well stated in a previous post "Everyone is different,something that would not affect me, might be a different story with someone else". And by me in a just posted reply pertaining to catnip enemas "Listen to your body, it will tell you" Coffee enemas and myself are a work in progress.

I decided several years ago to start trying them brewed/mixed & administered as per instructions in text and online. I had zero tolerance, had to expel at once, not even completing the whole bag. After 4+ years of experimenting, I have been able to manage a 10-13 minute retention and to date, one positive result as read about in text and online. What that means for me is that as opportunities permit, I will continue working on coffee enemas looking forward to more positive results.

G.N.

What exactly are the benefits of the coffee enemas? I have recently started doing them. I basically just fill a full pot of coffee and, after it cools to a reasonable temp, pour the entire thing directly into the bag. I generally use a colon tube with that. I just fill myself with the pot of pure coffee. The pot isn't big enough to fill me to my max so I'm able to hold it for a pretty long time. I sometimes just put my clothes back on while holding the coffee in my belly and continue in my activities around the house until I cant hold it anymore. It's quite a content and relaxing feelings to have a belly full of coffee while you're doing housework. I like that I'm detoxifying my liver as well as getting an energy boost from the caffeine. So I guess my point is that I just would like to know what exactly the coffee is supposed to do for your liver and how/why it works. Is there any danger in using pure coffee rather then diluting it?

Coffee is quite stimulating and will speed up your heart rate, BP and respirations. It will make you feel energised and may give you insomnia. It is also a diruretic. The effect is variable from person to person and is dose related. I hope this helps you LOL

In order for the coffee to detox the liver, you MUST drink a vegetable oil or cream or other high fat (about 100 grams of fat) so the gall bladder knows there is fat coming down the pike so it will secrete. The coffee enhances this secretion.

Is there an amount of time after drinking the cream or fat before administering the coffee? How much coffee?

I don't mean to make anybody look foolish, but the coffee enema does not detox the liver in any way. I'm a liver patient of four years now, and I'd do it in a heartbeat if it would help. My specialist even includes this subject in his standard talk with new patients, knowing they will seek information online.

There is no reliable medical study using standardized testing methods which suggests this helps the liver in any way.

If you enjoy the caffeine rush, by all means carry on, but don't expect any liver problems you might have to be improved, nor the prevention of liver problems in the future.

Merlot, whose liver problems are not alcohol-related (since people always ask)

For a more intense caffeine rush, use this recipe with S. A. Wilson's coffee. Whole lotta shakin' goin' on.

I had the same problem until I reduced the water temperature down to "just a little warm". Try that. It worked for me.

For those who find it hard to retain a coffee enema - go with the Mae West. Basically coffee, salt, baking soda and a shot of honey. There are recipes here for it. It makes it very, very easy to hold the enema.

Been thinking of trying coffee enemas. More than 10 years ago, I had my gall bladder removed. Will there still be benefits to doing coffee enemas? Is it safe to do them, minus your gall bladder?

All opinions welcome, and would especially like to hear from Switchable Susie on this.

Thanks,

Vapor

Dear Vapour

As the gall bladder is only a bag that hold a supply of bile which has been produced by the liver, I cannot see why absence of the GB should make a coffee enema in any way unsafe. If it is true that instillation of a coffee solution causes emptying of the GB, then it seems likely to me that it will encourage a flow of bile from the liver though there will not have been such a pent up reservoir to empty

I must state that this is conjectural only and that I do not have precise knowlege of this matteer

Coffee will help with headaches. That's why the Excedrin Migraine and Anacin have caffeine.

Now if you want to know if a coffee enema will help, the answer is yes, but DRINKING the coffee will help faster. If you are having a REAL migraine (a migraine headache is not a BAD headache, rather it is a DIFFERENT KIND of headache with different causes than a plain headache) you want relief fast, and drinking the coffee will be better because more caffeine will be absorbed faster.

The reason you want caffeine is because when you have a vascular headache (migraine) the caffeine acts to constrict the blood vessels, giving you relief..

Coffee is my favorite recipe.

-If I want a real, long lasting zing, I do a clean-out first, then inject the coffee solution.

-If I want a toxins cleanout, first clean-out, then coffee, then rinse.

Lather first if if you're in the shower, hehe.

Never had trouble with the salt, just mixed it well with the coffee. Not my first coffee enema but my lady friend gave me a coffee enema this morning it a great way to start the day I enjoy very much. My lady gave me a coffee enema a while back which I enjoyed, but the last time after I expelled the coffee enema she gave a glass of MOM laxative that gave me the runs about two hours later. She said after the laxative slowed down you did need a clean-out from the top down. That laxative did clean me out, I hope that today it just the coffee enema today!

Mix your soda and salt in small glass pitcher so you can see that it is completely disolved then pour only what is disolved in the bag. If you do use coffee use organic coffee by itself as your last enema. I use soap first then soda and salt and my last is coffee in a clean colon so the coffee can do it's work.

My wife and I have been going to a homeopath for some time now and just last week I was telling him about my neck. About a year and a half ago I was hit in an intersection by another vehicle that ran a stop sign. I have been dealing with the pain of whip lash every since. A surgeon has said I should have an operation and I've been through two series of steriod injections into four facet joints (very painful). The homeopath said my liver function was not good and shock of shocks recommended I begin taking coffee enemas. My wife gave me that look as if to say please don't throw me in that briar pile as she knows I love my enemas. Anyway, I've been taking them (wife says all I need is any excuse) and I don't know if they're helping my liver, but, I've been noticing that after taking them my neck doesn't seem to hurt as much and I have a greater range of motion without discomfort. Now, I don't think that this is just in my head, but am at a loss to understand how something that's supposed to help my liver is also helping my neck. Does any one have any experience with this. Comments please. 73!

I've been doing some reading and it seems that there is some interaction of chemicals in the body with the caffine, that does have a pain reducing effect. It also seems that there is a dedicated circulatory system (interopathic?) between the rectum/sigmoid colon/liver that functions to send toxic wastes directly to the liver without contaminating the entire body as food waste is very toxic by the time it reaches this lower portion of the bowel. These wastes as you stated do build up the liver and affect the whole body. By stimulating it with the caffine it discharges bile and purges wastes into the small intestine for elimination. Pretty amazing! Also, there seems to be some benefit to cancer victums although I hesitate to get into that here. Read also that up until 20 years ago the Mereck Manual of Diagonsis and Therapy cited the use of coffee enemas for the purpose of making people just feel better. I wish that there was not such a societal stigma against the use of enemas. I started using them just because I liked them, now I'm finding that they are very benefical healthwise.

Diamond

Has anyone had trouble retaining a coffee enema? Both times I tried I used enema coffee purchased from Optimal Health Network. I boiled the coffee, let it cool, strained it and used 1 qt coffee and 1 qt water. I could take only about half of the enema, started to cramp and immediately had to expel. This happened each time I tried. Has anyone had a similar experience? Does anyone have any advise? I would really like to take 2 qts and retain for 20 minutes for a good clean out.

Read what I've already posted in forum under chronic pain. My homeopathic healer has suggested I use them for my neck pain. I have found them to very beneficial. They are also very, very relaxing and I have fallen asleep while retaining them. They do not produce the cramping or urges to expel like soap subs enemas and leave you feeling very relaxed. I have a quart of coffee cooling right now and and as soon as it's just very warm, I'll be taking my enemas. Just be aware that heavy use of them can deplete your magnesium level so be sure to replenish this. I use gatoraid and bananas.

There is much literature on the web from prodigeous medical institutions which also report of the effects of coffee enemas. One of the reports has to do with the alleviation of chronic pain. My homeopathic healer suggested them for me due to my neck injury pain. I have tried them and they do releave considerabel discomfort above and beyond what a doctor's prescribed dose of tramadol was able to effect. The pharmaceutical industry has most people brainwashed into believeing that only their drugs are benefical when in fact these drugs have many side effects has bad or worse than the problem being addressed in the first place. Enemas have been around a long time for a reason.

I have been doing coffee enemas for years. I feel so much better afterwards. Sometimes I crush a zinc tablet in the coffee thinking it will boost my immune system; however this seems to increase the desire to expel; so those times I use a double balloon to hold it for the usual 15-20 minutes.

I've tried coffee enemas, but have never felt the "pop" of my bile duct letting go. Also, I haven't gotten the jitters even though I use the high end of the prescribed coffee mix. Any suggestions?