The Northeast has had it's share of hot weather the last few days. I can't stand it because I am snowman Winter guy who loves his cup of coffee sitting in front of a woodstove. On hot days I cut back my coffee drinking a little, but that doesn't mean I gave it up entirely. No way.
I purchased a cheap coffee maker at my local Rite Aide store for seven bucks and took the thing upstairs to the bathroom and set it down on the long vanity. The next day, I purchased a pound of organic coffee and could'nt wait to get home to give myself a cool coffee enema.
Using instructions I learned online, I put four scoops in the basket of the coffee maker and put one quart of water in also. Then turn it on to let brew. Meanwhile, I gave myself two cleanout enemas to clear the way for the the colon tube.
The coffee is ready, I ran downstairs to get a bunch of ice cubes to mix and cool off the hot coffee. Not cold enough, so I ran back downstairs to get more ice from the freezer. Now we are ready. I brought the coffee in the bed room where the enema container is hanging over the bed and turn the TV on to watch the Red Sox while I'm having my coffee.
The enema container is a plastic, one quart homemade thing that hangs 28inches above the bed where I can easily pour more liquid into it without getting up. I lubed the five foot colon tube and inserted in my rear. I clicked on the clamp to let it flow, slowly I pushed, and twisted the colon tube until about three and half ft were inside me. I could not believe how easy the tube went in. By this time I've taking the whole 2qts of coffee and held it about 20min while watching the game.
Well, I have to admit, that was the best coffee I ever had. What a way to enjoy a hot day. Let the good times flow. w/m72yrs/Western Ma