Expelling your enema while running to the toilet. Yikes!

No big blowouts. Had the hose come off once, and had several cases of small squirts and dribbles as I was trying to rush to the toilet, but nothing that caused a problem. Things will happen with enemas, learn to laugh them off.

I got all my boyhood (age 9-12) enemas in the bathroom.The Dr.'s standing order was a 32 oz warm (104F) castile soapywater solution.Being small bodyframed for my age,this higher volume enema caused a lot of pressure/fullness sensation at my anus.Once the enema nozzle was removed,I only had 3-4 steps to the commode,where the outblast occurred as soon as I sat my butt on the toilet.

When I was younger I could walk a mile holding an enema, in fact I did once. I had been to an erotic enema clinic in New York, Belle Du Jour, I got one and gave one, and I had the feeling mine had not all come out. I had a very long walk to my hotel, almost to Central Park, about a block after Belle's the urge hit, but I made it, holding probably most of a quart. No way I could do that now. I stay close to the toilet.

Back in the day, when a number of my mother's friends got the idea enemas during polio season helped prevent the disease, Janet's mom became the "go to" because of her enema skills. It was great for Janet and I to be around when our friends and kids we didn't know got enemas. The commode in Janet's house was in a room by itself, a lot like many homes here in Australia, mine included.

It was great fun watching other kids full of enema trying to make it to the toilet, most did, the smaller ones were helped there, but older ones usually walked on their own, or ran! The best, one older girl, older than us, so maybe between 8 and 10 didn't make it. she didn't just have a little squirt and run to the toilet, she just stopped, froze, and stood there while most of it came out. Chunks and all! Janet and I loved seeing it, and because of this, and Janet and I watching each other expel is, no doubt, why I love to watch on camera expulsion to this day. No scat play, just watch it come out.

Now before Switchable pipes up and reminds us that enemas don't prevent disease, we know that, but back in the day moms desperate to protect their children from polio would grasp at straws and try anything to keep their kids from getting it. I wondered if Janet's mom started the rumor, she loved to give enemas.

Had the hose come off once

This special experience will make you busy.

Had the hose come off once.

This special experience will make you busy.

Yep. You don't know what end to grab for first. And usually at least one is wiggling its way out of reach.

Well, this morning I thought I made it in time, but was wrong! For some reason, couldn't hold it all, pulled the nozzle, laid it in the shower, then made it to the toilet, just before sitting down, had a blow-out, stuff hitting the toilet tank, the wall, and the floor. Had a little bit of clean-up to do.

Just don't understand why I had a problem holding it, usually do a three quart coffee enema every morning, this time I decided to do just a one quart saline enema. Towards the last bit, like to add a squirt of Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap to the open top latex bag, never got that far, had a problem holding what I had. I guess some days are just like that.

That was a blowout.

the hoseman1

Yep. You don't know what end to grab for first. And usually at least one is wiggling its way out of reach.

That's right. BOTH ends are spewing water.

In the interest of mess prevention, always grab the end from your anus and pull it out FIRST. That limits the shitty water on the bathroom floor. The water from the bag flowing on the floor only needs to be dried.

And that's when you find out the problem with a double balloon catheter, the hose has come off, and you can't pull it out, so it can take a little time to find and pinch the rectal tube. forget the bag, that's all clean stuff, now it's damage control.

Excactly this has been my problem while taking an enema when the hose has broken, but in this case not with a double balloon catheder but with a big butt plug enema nozzle in the anus: You will have no chance to reduce the soiling. - Since this event I prefer cleansing the bowels by taking castor oil.

I had a hose come off a nozzle last week. That is why I do my Enemas here in the basement, where it is close to the floor drain and only a few steps to the toilet. Any accidents can easily be washed down the drain.

Dan

Only occasionally, but not frequently. I'm not referring to the minor dribbling or leaks, but full-on Deepwater Horizon blowouts. I usually associate it with a significant enema volume and/or gas bubbles in my colon. It might happen once or twice a year.

Most recent blowout actually occurred last weekend.

It was a cool and rainy/foggy morning. On Friday night, I took on two large, slow enemas for a nice relaxing clean out. No additives, just warm water. I also brewed a pot of coffee for use in the morning. I woke up early and started to fill my 4-liter bag with coffee. While I was brewing coffee, I took on another cleansing enema (about three liters) and held it as I gradually filled the other bag with coffee and cooled it with ice packs. So far no issues. I topped the coffee enema off at 4.5 liters and then expelled the rinse enema I had been holding.

My game plan was to take on as much coffee as I could over a twenty minute period with a very slow trickle and then hold that for about 10 minutes before opening the valve up to drain the bag if I could and hold it about 10 more minutes if I could. The coffee was still pretty warm but the slow flow allowed the coffee to cool in the hose. I was using a double balloon enema catheter nozzle with a check valve in line with the hose and nozzle.

Everything was fine for the first 30-minutes. I allowed about 3-liters of coffee in me and although there was some colon activity, I wasn't having ANY trouble holding it. But when I reopened the valve to allow the remaining coffee to flow in, a little less than another liter flowed into me before the internal pressure stopped the flow. The bag was hanging on the post of the bed above my head so there wasn't a huge gravity drive to have it all flow in.

I felt the pressure building inside me, so I closed the valve. There were a couple of really strong contractions but I was able to keep the nozzle in by clenching my butt cheeks together but i could tell that wasn't going to last long. So as I rolled over to get out of bed I could tell the pressure was going to blow out the nozzle regardless. Fortunately, I had two towels on the bed under me and the nozzle was pushed out (fully inflated), the initial surge was taken by the top towel. But the warm coffee had me in a continuous push and I couldn't stop it. I put the top towel between my legs and waddled into the bathroom. Fortunately, the towel caught most of the liquid and that which missed fellupon clothes that had been sorted for the laundry. It was a little messy around the toilet as I tried to get seated and remove the towel. Fortunately, the earlier clean out enemas helped keep the mess to mostly coffee.

The best part of waking up is coffee in your butt!

I do as well that way I can just lay back prop my legs up on the end of the tub and expell the enema down the drain when it comes time for me to do so. I would like to build a wet room where I can do nothing but enemas and not worry about a mess being made or anyone knowing what i am doing in there. I would make the room lockable so no one but me can get in there have me a table or bed set up so that I can take my enemas in a comfortable position i would also have me a low toilet that way I have to squat to expel or poop. I would also like have something like a colonic hydrotherapy setup in there as well for good measure.

I always give myself enemas either in the tub or the shower. Both are only 2 steps from the toilet. 3qt. enemas are never a problem. If I've taken 4 qts., I may leak 5 or 6 drops on the tile floor and that seems to be all. In the shower the drain cover is easily removable and quite often I just expel in the shower while rinsing it down the drain.

Well, I made a lair out of myself yesterday. My wife was gone for about 2 1/2 hours so I knew I had plenty of time. First enema was 4 qts. with no leakage while getting out of the tub and taking the 2 steps to the toilet. After 15 minutes expelling, I weighed 1.4 pounds more than before I took the enema. Back in the tub and another 4 qts. into me. OMG! I should have stopped at 3 qts. With the almost 1 1/2 pints still in me from the 1st enema, I now had enough to cause me a bit of a problem as I stepped out of the tub. It was worse than a few drops of leakage. The next time I decide to take in this much I will be in the shower with the drain cover removed.

I've given some on the bed and either misjudged her capacity or ability to hold it. I am usually pretty good judging a ladies capacity but it has happened. If there is a question I leave the nozzle in but once or twice she lost a squirt or two running for the potty. Nothing some toilet paper and a wet towel couldn't clean up. If you are unsure do the first one in the bathroom. You can use the tub to bend over or lay on the floor or even use the shower for quick cleanup. I guess with enemas 'Shit Happens"

I have always done my enemas in the bathroom and usually on my back in the tub. Often I'll just release in the tub and deal with the clean up after but sometimes I'll decide to release on the toilet. A few times I've found that the effort of standing up allows a bit of leakage but nothing too bad to clear up. I'm not sure I'd ever be confident enough of my ability to hold to do it outside of the bathroom though.

Yeah.I'm sure it happened to many of us.Mine happened when i got cramps lying on my bed while holding an enema.I quickly got up and started runnig to the bathroom but the cramps were so awful that i started leaking

A little leakage is just one more thing to clean up!

I have yet to have a serious blowout on the way to the toilet

I think it comes from an incident that happened in middle school where I was at a party, and even though it was chaperoned by well meaning adults, I still got some food poisoning somewhere. and later that night I didn't make it to the toilet before I vomited in the hallway outside the bathroom.

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I think that ,made me better understand my limits. I know it's better to head for the toilet 2 minutes too early than 30 seconds too late.

Having to take one more enema today, much as that 4th or 5th enema sucks it is still faster and easier than getting quarts of wet poop out of thick carpet in the bedroom or worse out of the bedding itself.

So I will head for the toilet after 15 minutes either way. If I have to stand around the bathroom for 5 minutes before sitting down on the toilet, I'll live with it.