Expelling your enema while running to the toilet. Yikes!

Anyone ever get an enema and not make it to the bathroom in time? what was it like?

Oh my I dont even wanna think of that mess to clean up. Luckily I just do it in the bathroom. 😃

That happened a time or two when taking enemas solo. I simply cleaned the bathroom myself. No embarrassment that way.

My sub knows if he leaks or makes a mess any where outside of the toilet (or where he is allowed to expell) he's gonna be punished. So far he hasn't been lucky, but one day it will happen. He will be cleaning it up and then the punishment will happen.

What will the punshment be for that?

That only happened once to me. I took an enema in the bathroom and then tried to hold it until I reached the toilet. Didn't quite hold it all the way and the carpet clean-up wasn't very pleasant.

All my enemas are taken in the bathroom, I expell the first "load" into the bath and then don't head for the toilet until I'm sure I can hold it all the way.

Dearest stick,

The punishment for making a mess is a grand paddling(grand will be varied by how bad the mess is) or I will "rape" his male puss so he will remember to not make a mess again. There is also the Ivory soap, milk and molasses, or lemon juice enemas that if made stronger than normal should make for a good punishment.

Kind of a gross story.. proceed at your own risk....

Never trust a fart, especially after an enema. This was after I thought I'd expelled it all. I felt what I thought was gas, and since I was alone in my apartment, I let it out. Yikes! Ruined a pair of white pants and had to clean the recliner I was sitting on. There's alot to be said for nappies afterward.

Yes and it's simply an awful mess! Most embarrassing.

First time that happened i was in the bathtub. and i carried the mess to the toilet. i later discovered i could remove the drain fairly easily and just rinse it down the drain. which was much better.

i have also had leaks on the way from the tub to the toilet and splashes outside the toilet. both of which i had to clean good enough that no one would know about it.

sure, i have had accidents.

Only once and fortunately, it was only a small uncontrolled squirt onto the towel I was laying on. It was certainly a mad dash to the toliet after that!

About eight years ago, I suffered a serious accident, was taking lots of vicodin at home, the hospital didn't tell me it was constipating. After several days with out a bm, I started having strange back pains. I spoke to an MD friend of mine who told me I might be constipated. I set up my favorite enema bag on the trapeze bar on my hospital bed and did a fill up. Bear in mind, I'm still under the influence of a pain killer. I had trouble holding it as I made it to the bathroom on crutches, not an easy task. I lost control just before I made it to the toilet, lots of little tiny rocks to pick up, made a mess. I probably should have taken the enema in the bathroom.

One more, months ago I was taking a nice relaxing enema, little bit of soap and salt, laying on the bed, decided it was enough. I tightened the clamp, and went to pull the hose out. The hose came off the nozzle, in a panic didn't know what to do. The bag was empty but I wasn't. Finally I put my finger over the hole in the nozzle, but too late. I reached in and got ahold of the nozzle, got it pulled out. It got the bedspread, all the sheets, the mattress pad, I had to get it all washed and dried before anybody got home, and they had just been washed. Embarassing to me but nobody else knew.

One time many years ago my "ex" got sick and became very constipated from the medication he was taking. It was about the fourth day he was in real pain. I did not know the extent of his problem but thought a small Fleet would do the job and get him started. He was still a little warm and I decided to take his temperature, rectally of course. Both of us agreed that that was the best way to get an accurate reading. So I lubed up the thermometer and inserted it into his anus. It went about half way in and stopped abruptly. I realized he was really impacted and got concerned that the fleet might not do the job.

I told him I was going to lube my finger and check out how big the blockage was in his rectum. As my finger went in up to about my knuckle it stopped and I thought I had hit a rock! It was so hard;...I moved my finger around inside gently pushing up on the blockage and the feces was so lagre in diameter, I could not even work my finger past the end and up along the side wall of his rectum. No wonder he was in agony!

I inserted the Fleet and hoped that it would get things started while I went for the big "red devil." The Fleet barely made a dent in his problem so I went for a two-quart attempt at moving this massive amount of feces out of his rectum. Fortunately, it finally got his bowels moving, after he had held the enema inside for a good ten minutes or so. All of a sudden he lept up off the bathroom floor and started for the toilet;...he almost made it, but not quite. The pressure was so great his anus could not hold it any longer and a huge wave of water and chunks of feces came exploding out into the bathroom covering the vanity, floor, toilet and side of the tub and part of my left leg ! Oh god it was just awful;..I felt so bad for him as he was just mortified. I told him to just get onto the toilet and not to worry about the mess. I got the cleaning materials, put on my latex gloves, and proceeded to "scoop up" what was necessary and sponge up the brown water from all of the surfaces. Once that was done. He took two more plain water enemas to make sure he was thoroughly cleaned out. Finally we both were able to chuckle about the adventure for a few years before we went our separate ways.

I usually do my own enemas in the bathroom, so I am already there and very close to the toilet. There are usually no serious control issues. I have started to lose control a couple of times when I stood up to move to the toilet and left a small trail of brown water on the floor. I just cleaned it up after I was done on the toilet. No one saw it.

Surprisingly, I never had a loss of control as a kid, even though the enemas were large for my body size and run into me non-stop. I would get excruciating cramps and moan that I was going to lose control while still in the bathtub with my mom holding the tip in my butt. However, I never seemed to lose a drop.

I did make a huge mess one time during a closed system colonic that I had done when I was very constipated. The stool was too large and hard to evacuate through the speculum, which got clogged. The therapist kept putting water in, but nothing was draining out. Finally, I felt like I was going to burst and begged him to take the speculum out so that I could expel on a toilet. He pulled it out and as I got up off of the table, I started to lose control. It was then that he told me that the bathroom was down the hall from the treatment room. I made a huge mess all the way down the hall as I couldn't stop the cramps from forcing everything out of me. He was pretty nice about it, and kept checking on me in the bathroom. He insisted on inspecting the results, and remarked that I was one of the most constipated clients he had ever seen. A similar incident with another colonic thereapist had happened a few years earlier.

I take mine in the bathroom as well. The toilet is close by so if I have any problems with retaining, it is a matter of wiping up the floor. If you think you are going to have a problem with cramps and retention, you can take the enema in the bathtub. That way, any mess is contained.

I had once the problem that the nozzle was too thin and the water droped outside on the carpet - what a mess

Quite a few times! Some messes were worse than others. When I have to wash the sheets, that's the worst!

Only in the hospital, and only after telling the nurse I was already too full and she ignored me and said, "just a little bit more...". The old bitch had to clean up the mess, bathe me and re-make my bed.[font=arial] [/font]

I've had several patients to have a "premature expulsion" while I was giving them an enema. Talk about one more mess. Now you know why we have tile all the way up to the ceiling in hospital bathrooms. It's something that can't really be helped or avoided on the part of the patient, that castile soap can be hard to hold in sometimes.

I resently resorted to using the same enema bags that they have down in radiology. These have a much thicker nozzle that flare up at the end, similar to a douch attachment. With these you don't have to worry about the patient expelling the solution around the nozzle like you do with the standard bags with narrow rectal catheters. The down side to these larger nozzles is that they're a little uncomfortable to have inserted and you have to be careful when opening the clamp because it will let in too much solution at once and cause cramping.

Embarrassing moments are eliminated by doing it in your bathtub. then just let it rip when done. stand up and shower, and while showering the crap will be washed down the drain too.

Bathtub is the best place. You can even use the shower hose to give yourself repeated enemas and just expell in thebath without worries. Tried to make it to the toilet once, lucky I have tiles rather than carpet, now I only ever use the bathtub.

This is not to uncommon.....especially if you take one of those enemas thats extremely hard to hold

Never had an accident but almost on several ocasions!!!

Never really had an enema "blow out" more than about two inches above the toilet seat.

I have dribbled a little with a glycerin enema, but that's the worst experience I've had with an enema.

Oral laxatives are a whole different story.

Here's why:

One morning I got up on my day off, and needed an enema, but I didn't really feel like taking one!

I decided that I would take 6 Dulcolax instead. I swallowed them about 6:20AM and skipped breakfast.

Since I was off, I was dressed in a simple muumuu, cross over bra, and panties. Nothing else! I knew I had taken a high dose of laxative so I made sure the toilet lid was up and the seat down.

I got no feeling like I had taken a laxative, or any thing! 10:00AM, no sign I'd taken it! I drank as much water as I could stand. Noon: No sign of anything happening. Drank some Gatorade, but didn't eat. 1:00PM didn't feel hungry, but that was the only thing going on in my gut! 2:00PM, I passed a whole lot of gas, many times more than usual, but still no feeling like there was anything happening!

3:50PM, I was sitting at my computer, wondering if I should declare a failure and get out the Fleet enemas. All of a sudden with NO WARNING: The work desk was 14 steps from the toilet. If it had been 15 steps, there would have been a huge mess to clean up! My entire lower bowel must have emptied. It all took less than 30 seconds! In that few seconds, so much came out that I had to flush before there was room to clean myself off!

I was thinking that it would be something like a system cleanout, in which when the small intestine released into the large intestine, every 20 minutes or so, I was going to have to run back to the toilet. DIDN’T HAPPEN!!! I felt NO URGE to poop again until about 6PM the next day.

About 6 months later with that memory in mind, I said to myself, "OK, from 6:20AM to 3:50PM was 8-1/2 hours, soooo, if I take the same thing about 9:30PM, half-hour before bed time, I should get good results when it's about the time I usually wake up! I made sure the toilet lid was up, and the seat down, knowing I was not going to get much warning!

I took the same thing, from the same card of Dulcolax!

I lay down and tried to go to sleep in the same way I normally do. By 10:30, I was feeling the same way I feel if I try to sleep after having too much caffeine. Just could not settle down. About 11:45, I started passing a lot of gas, just like before, but I still was like being amped up on caffeine! I got no sleep at all the whole night!

Typically, when you take a laxative, there comes a point before it kicks in where you get a "churning" or nausea, and then the feeling like you have diarrhea but can't go right now!! That started happening about 3:00AM! I felt so bad, I got up, and actually took a glycerin suppository to try to speed things along. At about 4:15AM, I got the same result as I had gotten those months earlier in the afternoon.

My father raised me as a single parent, I've never met my mother. I called him on my cell later that day, and he told me of a weird experience he'd had with a Dulcolax suppository within a few days of my first time with the Dulcolax months earlier. He said that he now considers Bisacodyl, the active ingredient in Dulcolax to be unpredictable and erratic, and he will only use the Fleet Bisacodyl mini-enema as a pre-enema before an Epsom Salt and soapsuds, and not otherwise!

Is there any reason I shouldn't do the same?

The policy in our hospital if the patient is able to is to administer a fleet with the patient bending over in the bathroom to avoid that.

Nurse Nikki, all the enemas you describe are just what I've been looking for!!!!I'm attracted to the real difficult ones

I was invited to be the first "non supervised" patient of an enema nurse in training. I have seen her teacher for years and figured all would be well. I arrived at the appointed time and the student said that the teacher was called out and would it be OK to proceed without her in attendance. Of course ... after the initial exam it was determined that i needed an enema of two (no surprise there). She said she heard that i like cayenne enemas and i confirmed that i did.

back she came with a 3 quart cayenne enema ... inserted the nozzle and let it rip. After a quart i just couldn't hold it and started to expel on the table. It was embarrassing as I was supposed to be an experienced enema taker. She then suggested she rinse the cayenne and I thought that was a good idea to. What she didn't tell me was that she put peppermint soap into the enema. That always has an immediate need to expel for me. So twice I couldn't make it to the toilet.

I,ve had a couple of accidents after using three glycerine suppositories.

After I put them in they take about 30 minutes to work, so I pull my pants up and get on with my day, until I get the urge and, then I run for the loo. I have discovered that if you have a full bladder, the urge happens faster, at the same time you need to wee, as you squeeze to hold your bladder you relax the hold on your bum and you start to fill your pants. But in all these years I have only filled my pants a few times, only making it half way to the bathroom.

You only do this once. Then take all the steps necessary to prevent another "accident" YucK!!!