Hangover enemas

DRINKING WATER or gatorade or mother's chicken soup (for the electrolytes and fluid volume) will take very good care of you a lot faster than an enema.

Slightly off-topic but I am surprised that nobody has mentioned inhaling pure oxygen. My PTI mate found out that hangover cure when he was in the Navy and we always used it after a heavy night of drinking. We used a swimming pool 'Oxy-Viva' machine but being responsible adults we always replaced the cylinder with a full one after we had partaken of our cure.

We did enemas for hangovers a handful of times.

A Susie says, getting liquids+electrolytes orally works as well (and we also did that), but the embarrassment factor is higher with enema+paddling. ;-)

Slightly off-topic but I am surprised that nobody has mentioned inhaling pure oxygen. My PTI mate found out that hangover cure when he was in the Navy and we always used it after a heavy night of drinking. We used a swimming pool 'Oxy-Viva' machine but being responsible adults we always replaced the cylinder with a full one after we had partaken of our cure.

FORGET IT. That won't do anything for you unless you are already in respiratory distress. The placebo effect is terrific.

The physicians on this site are correct about dehydration and mild acidosis. As you are unlikely to be replacing saline by IV, you might try Gatorade half and half with water, along with your drink, which switchablesusie has mentioned. They are also right about the mild acidosis. Someone (even I) may provide the biochemistry to explain this, if folks really want to know.

What they have not mentioned is the need for vitamin B1 for it's uses in building three enzymes used in alcohol metabolism and vitamin C for it's anti-oxidant properties.

So, drink watered sports drinks, take vitamin B1 and vitamin C to reduce hangovers and brain damage. Vitamin B1 explanation: https://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/arh27-2/134-142.htm

Vitamin C explanation: Vitamin C is an antioxidant that neutralizes free-radicals produced by alcohol metabolism. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26192095)

The only thing enemas and drinking have in common:

Too easy to overdo it and when you do you just have to wait it out.

I rarely have a hangover these days. I learned how much alcohol I can tolerate. But, in my younger days there were times when I had a bit too much. If circumstances permitted, I would give myself a plain warm enema in the morning. Maybe it is all in the mind, but I felt better after it.

I PREVENT hangover!

I rarely drink! When I do, I make sure to keep it moderate

My old man always told me to drink some water before I went to bed after drinking. I have to confess that 9 times out of 10 I would forget to do this for obvious reasons. It seems that it did work when I did remember but it's been so long it might have been my imagination. My late partner and I went out for dinner one night and she was trying to keep up with me. I was drinking light beer and she was drinking martini's so after 4 or 5 we had to call it a night. She sat down to pee when we got back to the room and she blew her njoy into the toilet because she forgot it was in. I did give her a good spanking then two good enemas and when she woke in the morning she didn't seem as hung over as she should be but it wasn't a scientific study to say the least. On another note to Susie, I have always head that pure oxygen helps although I have never tried it myself. I have heard all the stories about fighter pilots getting rid of hang overs this way.

@Moppys_jalopy said

. . . . She sat down to pee when we got back to the room and she blew her njoy into the toilet because she forgot it was in. . . .

Which NJOY was she wearing?

You are lucky something that heavy didn't chip the toilet.

NJoy has a flat D ring handle that fits very nicely between the cheeks. With her sitting down it didn't have far to travel to hit the toilet but it was a hotel so even if it did chip it I doubt I would have been blamed for it. It was fully seated. I think she forgot it was there and was going to fart while on the potty and shit happened , so to speak.

So it was one of their plugs.

I was imagining the NJOY wand flying out of her ass! 😁

We have the entire set of NJOY toys but don't use them all.

So it was one of their plugs.

I was imagining the NJOY wand flying out of her ass! 😁

We have the entire set of NJOY toys but don't use them all.

Well I know you are not too far from Baltimore so perhaps you can donate them to a kinky homeless person.

I can describe what it is that I feel when having a hangover enema as, to being a most different experience than any other time I take one.

What I am trying to convey here, is that the deepest feelings during a hangover are much more magnified and the urgency to orgasm, is right on the edge during the entire process, like no other.

I remember the first time I took one with the very dire need, to make the hangover go away by doing so. I much enjoyed the sensations of the warm water, the insertion of the tube and I can clearly state that all the internal stimulations were magnified by the alcohol poisoning threefold.

I am sure of that. The orgasm it self was much stronger as well.

What surprised me, was the fact that afterward, I was STILL hungover ! I was thoroughly disappointed.

I suppose it did not all go poorly, as I was required to again submit for another internal cleansing a few hours later.

Now whether the enema, or time itself, had gotten my sobered up, I am not sure, but the 1st flushing did not have me clear headed at the time.

I've taken a couple of bags while drunk and still woke up with a hangover the next morning when I got up.

The girl who started me on enemas turned me on to a routine. She was a heavy drinker sometimes. But after it was a large glass of orange juice and a couple of Tylenol. Then when you drag your ass out of bed you drink another glass of juice with another two Tylenol while the tub is filling with nice warm water. Take an enema warm water only and let it out while your tub is filling. Then after expelling get in the tub and have a full bag hanging again with warm water only. Lay back in the tub and insert the nozzle. Let the enema go in very slow. I am talking super slow and relax. Try to keep as much in for as long as you can. After you get out and expel that one another one helps as well.

Now if you ask my sister and her girlfriend they will tell you to do enemas as soon as you get home. I know this because they drink a lot and use my bathroom which wakes me up. There is no door going into my bathroom. It is an arched doorway and open layout but huge. Four people can lay side by side in it. But when they come in and do that they know they have to clean up my bathroom.

Sounds like as good recipe! :-)

I doubt that an enema really cures a hangover, but it can improve your attitude and take your mind off of the headache, or whatever. It may actually help a bit if you are dehydrated. Drinking the water is probably quicker but for some of us the rectal route is more fun.

Enemas would not cure hangover!

Symptoms of having overdone it with enemas, in fact are similar to hangover.

The best cure for a hangover is not to get one. Don't smoke. Drink good booze mixed with a sensible mix like water. (I'm a Scotch drinker. I usually drink it straight with ice, sometimes with a splash of water.) Drink ice water with your drink. I said with. I try to drink a glass of water for every drink. I know that at a cocktail party it's hard. Most good bars and clubs now served a glass of ice water with your drink.

In regards to an enema as a cure for a hangover, I don't see how. Hangovers are caused mostly by dehydration and enemas dehydrate. I think drinking water and aspirins are the best cure.

Last but not least, take UBER, LYFT, Cab or some other form of transportation other than driving your self home because a DUI is the worst hangover of all.

I think they might rehydrate you, but nothing like an I.V. would.

I prevent hangover by being careful about how much I drink.

Only one time in College, did I get drunk enough to have a hangover.

If my room mate and a couple of friends had not gotten me out of there I probably would have been sexually assaulted. Other women at that same party WERE assaulted!

That was the LAST time I got drunk

LisaK said:

I prevent hangover by being careful about how much I drink.

Only one time in College, did I get drunk enough to have a hangover.

If my room mate and a couple of friends had not gotten me out of there I probably would have been sexually assaulted. Other women at that same party WERE assaulted!

That was the LAST time I got drunk

Surely you don't believe that just because a person is drunk, they will be raped.

No, but it puts you in a situation where you are essentially defenseless if something happens!

As Dad put it, “I know what boyfriends are thinking! I used to BE one!”

The people you want around you when you are drunk are the same ones who will respect your decision to go easy on the alcohol.

OK, this one is probably a combination of an inordinate preoccupation with enemas, too much time on your hands, a weird sense of humor AND quite a bit of experience with enemas AND hangovers…and who knows what else, but…..

In the history of enemas, probably around late 17th/early 18th century, it was the practice of medical practitioners of the time to administer SMOKE enemas (possibly the root of the expression “blowing smoke up your ass”?)…who knows for what reason. Add this to the suggestion (contemporary times) that inhaling a few wiffs of pure oxygen has the effect of easing the discomfort of a hangover (I've actually tried this, but don't or can't remember whether or not it had any significant remedial effect). Would it not be reasonable to conclude then, that assuming you could deal with the pure mechanics of the procedure, an oxygen enema might have some benefit? Inquiring minds want to know!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=188bad2I9VA

“Initially, tobacco smoke enemas were used to treat those who drowned—the rationale being that the smoke not only warmed up the body, but also stimulated respiration. Early tobacco smoke enemas were performed with little more than rubber tubing. After the procedure became popular for a wide range of common illnesses—including headaches, hernia, abdominal cramps, and infections—practitioners risked aspirating or swallowing infected fecal matter for the treatment of more serious health conditions like cholera. Later, bellows and rectal tubes were used to protect the practitioner from exposure.”