Hangover enemas

There used to be a humorous post that was removed, stating that a couple of tylenol suppositories would be helpful and fun if you had a hangover. DO NOT DO THAT.

Tylenol and alcohol are both metabolized in the liver and you risk serious liver damage (death in severe cases) if you take tylenol if you have been drinking heavily.

The caplet bottle even says not to take it if you have had more than three drinks.

I don't know what the tylenol suppository bottle says!

It has been suggested to me that a coffee enema works well as a hangover fix as the coffee detoxes the liver. -- Any other opinions?

I have never tried a coffee enema while feeling tipsy, however I have had numerous enemas late at night after coming home from a playing gig. With the kids in bed and the wife working nights, I have done many enemas to sober up. Believe me, enemas do work, but not 100%. It all depends how drunk you are at the outset. I have found that enemas will reduce the amount of buzz from alcohol. I have played music in night clubs for 33yrs. There are nights when you don't keep track of the alcohol intake. When that happens, I will take several enemas to solve the problem. They work, believe me.

My standards are gatorade and Pho(or any spicy soup, really). I typically wouldn't have enough energy to even think about an enema until mid-afternoon the day after and also don't think a Srichira enema would be very pleasant.

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I wanted to post that I have always taken an enema after a good night of drinking. My question is the coffee enema. We spend all night wrecking our liver by drinking, then the next morning we go and make it work harder and detox it and even get the impurities out. Does anybody know about this? Could this cause problems down the road or is this a better time to help ourselves?

Just wondering

- love taking an enema or two after a night of heavy drinking. That's the first thing I do and a nice greasy breakfast second.

Drinking water, not coffee, is great for a hangover: you drink it orally or with an enema. Usually, minimal water, though; for some reason it doesn't feel right with much water after boozing it up.

The only cure is drink lots of water and sleep!!!!

Somewhere in the novel "Peyton Place" a guy comes in after a night of drinking and brawling. His mother asks,

"Do you want me to give you an enema?"

"Yes, please."

My mother asked me the same when I had a tummy ache. I declined because I was afraid she would see I get aroused when getting an enema. I should have said,

"Yeah, go ahead."

Actually, the Peyton Place enema description has nothing to do with drinking, but takes place when young high school student, Norman Bates, comes home and has some scratches on his arms from the cat he just killed and is hot and sweaty from running home. His domineering mother asks him what happened and Norman tells her he has been in a fight. She then tells him she is going to give him an enema and put him to bed, and Norman readily agrees. By that point in the book we already know that she has given him a whipping and that he liked receiving enemas from her. Earlier in the book it is mentioned that he always got a "bittersweet" enjoyment form the enemas and mentions how on a previous time he was running home he slowed down to cool off because his mother might give him and put him to bed. It is at that point where it mentions that he liked the enemas but didn't feel like going to bed and that was the main reason he took pains to avoid the enema. Peyton Place is a great book in my opinion, and in a nuanced tone, explains how it started for so many of us.

Well folk, as many of you know I married 20 November 2009 at 2000 hrs.

My "Bachelor Party was the preceding Wednesday night. 7 of my very close friends consumed 3 bottles of Famous grouse and a bottle of a single malt from the Island of Sykes. (?) --I'm not sure if I got that right inas much as I'm not familar with that single malt Scotch.

There was finger food, and I really tried to pace myself by eating as much as possible and sipping slowly butt at age 77 it nailed my ass!

I don't remember being helped home butt have been told that I'm a 'happy drunk' since all I did was fall down and laugh and giggle a lot.

--I got my well deserved enema Thursday morning butt was still in bad shape for my wedding. Oh well, WTFO!

the boxcar

There might be some truth to this. I have heard that the colon is good for absorbing water. ActuallY I just saw the Man Vs. Wild eppisode where he gives himself an enema to demonstrate colon hydration.I'd be willing to try it next time I'm hungover. My problem is that I'm a lightweight and get killer hangovers, so I doubt I'd even be able to have the energy and coordination to give myself one.

Well, I have to say I have not had an enema the morning after, but one evening after six martinis I did receive an enema. It wasn't till half way through the bag that the giver wondered whether I would be able to hold it; after all, I could barely walk and would laugh and giggle every time I was smacked with the paddle (I couldn't feel a thing)! Fortunately I made it to the potty without a drop; later, unfortunately, I was not able to keep my stomach contents down. I could not bear the thought of orally consuming more water into my stomach at that point.

In the morning I felt remarkably well and I pretty much attribute it to the 4 qts I received the night before, as that was the only water I was able to put inside of me.

Do I want to conduct further experimentation on this subject, no thank you. I hadn't consumed six drinks in one evening in probably 15+ years and don't wish to make it a habit. The next two days I was "lectured" not to have a repeat performance -- or else! 🌹

Some years ago I woke with a monster hangover and nothing for relief. Went up the street to beg something from the neihbor. Sure she said and disappeared down the hall. She called me after a bit and I went back to get my asprin only to be greeted with the red bag. After some discussion I submited, and thus began a wonderful relationship. The enema did seem to help and I have used them since,but that is a long time ago. I can't swear to there help, but like chicken soup it could not hurt.

I've learned that it instead of going out drinking and having a hangover, that it is easier, and a lot more fun, to stay home and have several Enemas. Eliminating a hangover feels much better than trying to get rid of one...or at least that is what I have

heard...

Dan

I agree with Dan. Perhaps we would have many more happy people instead of lots of drunken people with way too many problems.

Darvis

Only "cure" for a hangover: Know your limit, and stay within that.

Not much different from an enema or a douche.

To much alcohol can actually cause dehydration which can cause the headache and general feeling of being miserable or "hung over" Maybe the enema is the "cure" or treatment for the hangover as it can begin to rehydrate you as some of the water is absorbed from the colon.

Faultless50,

Thanks for the heads up on Peyton Place. I never read the book, but that version was in an old issue of an enema magazine. After seeing your account I am going to shop around for a copy of Peyton Place. That sounds hot (and right down my alley).

For me a series of 3H's sobers me up and gets rid of the hangover. Then a soothing coffee enema gets me back to (almost) normal.

I have found that a hangover enema does little to relieve the symptoms. The most effective cure is 2 aspirin and back to bed. Drinking water can also help. Not getting drunk enough to put me in that condition is the best preventative.

Best thing for a hang over is white water kayaking in class 4 rapids... Takes your mind completely off the hangover and re-hydrates you at the same time lol.

PS. I'm totally serious about this. I've had to paddle hung over many times and I think what happens is my body was absorbing the water through my skin. This coupled with 2 or 3 small glasses of lemonade had me back to normal in 2 hours whereas normally I'd have taken the entire day off to recover from a night of drinking. Weird......

Yes i do - very often in fact - somehow, after a night of drinking and partying i am ALWAYS extremely enema-horny... cant explain why, and havent found out why yet 😜

I found that a good night of drinking will show up in your digestive track the next day. A good enema series will fix this and hydrate you. I can't think of anything better. Good reason for enemas.

I have a glass or two of wine with every dinner at home and usually beer when eating out , if there is a good selection on tap. And Friday's at the dog park for happy hour, i imbibe a little more and there's always snacks to munch on there. So i rarely drink when I'm not eating something.and rarely get hangovers. But parties and holidays are another matter. Even though there is always food , the time spent EATING and DRINKING is much longer and I wind up consuming much more quantity of both. I've had some of my worst hangovers after some of these events. And not only hungover, but feeling generally crappy all over especially in my stomach.. The first time I tried an enema to relieve that horrible "morning after" feeling, I was amazed at how well I felt. Two warm soapy quarts did the trick. This has become standard morning after treatment from then on. I highly recommend it.

What about a relaxing coffee enema ?

The best cure for a hangover is to know your limits when you drink. A liter of IV saline with 2amps of bicarb and 1of glucose works well when you overdo it. When all else fails a good surf in 10' waves works well also. The exercise metabolizes the products of alcohol. The scary surf makes you forget all about the hangover. Of course a drink a drink works too.

Is an enema a good cure for a hangover? I've never tried it, but I thought with the wealth of experience on this board, that Someone might have tried it.... I'm referring to the one with the hangover Receiving the enema that is..

Cos

Enemas are not as good as IV fluids are. A liter of saline with an amp of bicarbonate and an amp of dextrose is perfect. Treats the dehydration, the acidosis and the hypoglycemia.

Enemas are not as good as IV fluids are. A liter of saline with an amp of bicarbonate and an amp of dextrose is perfect. Treats the dehydration, the acidosis and the hypoglycemia.

Ah, Sky.. YOU can do that.. and **I** can do that (although the thought of starting an IV on myself while hung over is a frightening prospect), and Suzie and some of our friends in the professions can do that, but in a pinch an enema is a whole lot better than nothing !!

Doc