Here are the details of mine and my wife’s physicals, which we had together (conjoint physicals) on Friday, July 26 of this year. My appointment was at 8:30 am, and my wife’s was the next time slot at 9:15 am. Sorry it took so long to post!
The alarm goes off at 7 am. We took the day off from work, knowing that we would have a nice, long sex session after we get home from our appointments. I set up the exam table in the spare bedroom last night, knowing how quickly we would want to start a play exam as soon as we get home.
I pull the covers back to admire my wife’s hot body. She is sleeping nude, and I caress and kiss her awake. She sees I’m rock hard and tells me we’ll have to wait, but then has pity on me and strokes me off. I come quickly as she knows exactly how to stroke me to a fast orgasm. That combined with the upcoming exams made easy work for her.
We hop in the shower, and I shave my pubic area smooth, which is how I keep it. I always do a fresh shave for a physical. My wife doesn’t need to shave, since she has had laser hair removal done of her bikini and anal areas, underarms and legs. I finished by shaving around my goatee, and shaved my head. Since I’m bald on top, I have shaved my head for 23 years. No Friar Tuck look for me!
We return to the bedroom to get dressed. We have “wardrobe requests” of each other. For her, I want the just come from the gym look. To start, a tiny microfiber nude colored thong and a shiny black spandex sports bra. Then a pair of tight, shiny electric blue spandex short shorts, the hem of the leg openings a couple inches below her buttocks. The wide waistband sits a few inches below her navel. She then dons a tight black cotton spandex blend tank top, which comes down to her navel, so a couple inches of her pancake flat, firm abdomen shows. She puts shiny tan nylon footies on her feet, and black slip on style sneakers.
For me, she wants me to wear a pair of tight, shiny, navy blue spandex bike shorts (the non padded type) instead of my usual boxer briefs. So I pull them on, along with a light gray t shirt and a pair of black nylon gym shorts over the bike shorts. I finish by putting on a pair of black no show type socks and black sneakers.
We arrive on time and check in. After verifying no changes to insurance or other information from last year, we are told to have a seat and we will be called shortly. As we wait, my wife’s crossed legs were drawing some attention from a teenage boy and a 20 something man. It was funny to see them quickly turn away and turn a little red whenever I made eye contact with them, knowing I had caught them checking out my wife. I can’t blame them, the body lotion she uses leaves her skin with a slight sheen, which really accentuates her well toned thighs and calves. Those short shorts show most of her thighs off, and her firm, tight ass looks so damn good in those shorts when she stands up!
One of the nurses calls us back, and I see the teen boy and young man out of the corner of my eye check out her ass as she walks down the hall to the exam rooms. We are told to go into the second exam room on the right, exam room 2. The nurse asks us who wants to go first, and I say I will. She has me remove my sneakers and step up onto the scale. After my weight registers 175, it’s into the hallway for the scale on the wall to get my height. Six feet even. Back into the exam room, and I am given a cup with a screw cap for the urine sample. After I go into the bathroom down the hall, provide the sample, and leave it in the small cubby in the wall of the bathroom, I go back to exam 2.
The nurse has me hop up onto the exam table, making the table paper crinkle loudly. She takes my vitals, updates my medical history, then instructs me to undress to my undershorts. She offers a gown but I decline it, as I usually do. She leaves and I remove my gym shorts and t shirt. As I am standing there wearing only the bike shorts and socks, my wife comes up behind me and puts her hands on my ass, saying she loves how my “power ass” looks in the bike shorts. She says all those squats, deadlifts and leg presses and lunges have paid off, and she can’t wait to see me bent over the exam table receiving the rectal exam with those shorts pulled down to my thighs. She then reaches around and places her hands on my now growing penis, saying she also can’t wait to see me receiving the testicular exam and hernia check. I tell her she’d better stop or I will be making a big mess!
She smiles and has a seat on the chair that’s next to the exam table, and I have a seat on the exam table, crinkle crinkle goes the table paper.
After some small talk, we hear a knock on the door. I say come in and in walks Katie, the PA that works for our doctor. She gives us our physicals each year. She looks good in her figure hugging dark grey sheath dress, her black strappy high heels making her even taller than her normal 5 foot 10 inch height. Her outfit is topped off by her white lab coat, her name and title stitched onto the breast pocket. The hem of her dress is a few inches above her knees, showing off her smooth, tanned well toned calves, and her well toned thighs when she sits on the rolling stool, since her dress rides up her legs several inches while seated. No nylons, it is summer after all, and like my wife’s legs, her flawless skin and firm thighs and calves don’t need the smoothing effect of nylons.
After going over my health history, any concerns or complaints since my last physical (none), she begins my exam. First checking my eyes, ears, nose and throat (HEENT exam), she then listens to my heart and lungs, checks my lymph nodes, including under my arms, then has me lie back, pulling out the table extension for my legs. She listens to my heart again while I’m lying down, then listens to my bowel sounds. She checks my legs, feeling my femoral pulses and the pulses in my feet. She then starts palpating my abdomen, first lightly then firmly, from my ribcage to my pubic bone, feeling under the waistband of my bike shorts. She then checks my sides and kidneys. After telling me to sit up while pushing in the table extension, she checks my reflexes, then has me stand up. She has me bend over and touch my toes, do some squats with my hands on my hips, then has me stand with my arms extended to the sides, and has me close my eyes and tilt my head back to see if I get vertigo or lose my balance. I don’t. Katie says it’s time for the below the belt portion of the exam! She has me stand on the step at the foot of the table, facing her as she snaps on a pair of white nitrile gloves. She squirts some KY onto a paper napkin on the mayo stand that’s next to the exam table, and has a seat on the rolling stool, rolling in closer to me. Her tanned and toned thighs were inches from my legs, and I can see out of the corner of my eye to my right that my wife is now very interested. Katie instructs me to lower my shorts. I hook my thumbs into the waistband and pull my spandex bike shorts down to mid thigh, exposing my half hard penis and testicles, smooth and stubble free. Katie begins by palpating each testicle, one at a time, by rolling one in between her index and middle fingers and thumb, feeling the entire surface. She was gentle and thorough, even checking my scrotum for any abnormalities. After thoroughly examining each testicle and my scrotum, she pushes her index finger into my right inguinal canal. She tells me to turn my head and cough. I do, and she repeats on my left inguinal canal. She says cough and I comply, coughing loudly, turning my head to the left each time so I wouldn’t cough on Katie. She places her index and middle finger into my scrotum to the right of my right testicle and has me cough again. I do and she repeats on the left side and I cough hard one more time. Katie then palpates my half hard penis between her index and middle fingers and thumb, from the base to the head, then gently squeezes the head, checking the opening to my urethra. Surprisingly no precum came out, and I didn’t get any harder, probably due to the anxiety I was having from the fear that I would get fully erect and ooze precum everywhere! As all this was going on my wife was intently watching, sitting in the chair to my right, legs crossed, with a little gleam in her eye. I could tell by that little gleam she was getting turned on watching me getting a good once over!
Katie rolls back a little, and instructs me to turn and face the table, lean on the table on my elbows, and keep my feet shoulder width apart, toes pointed inward. I do as instructed and I make eye contact with my wife, as I hear Katie reach over to the mayo stand to lube up her index finger. I hear Katie say to relax, she will be touching me, and she parts my left cheek with her left hand, and looks at my exposed anus for a moment. I can feel my penis stiffen a bit more, as I concentrate trying to keep it from becoming a full blown erection. I have a full on chubby, but my penis is hanging down instead of standing at attention, but if I get any harder it will stand up!
My wife has a good view, sitting to the side of and slightly behind Katie. I know both can see my penis and testicles hanging down between my legs as Katie visually examines my anus. Katie then says to take a slow deep breath, and exhale as her index finger first touches, then begins to penetrate me. As her finger slides deeper into me, I lean a little harder into the exam table, and go up on my toes a little. Once her finger is fully inserted deep into my rectum, she rotates it all around, 360 degrees, feeling every square inch of my rectal walls. Then Katie tells me I might feel some pressure as she checks my prostate. She presses firmly on it, sweeping her finger back and forth, the “finger wave”. She moves her finger in and out of me a little to finish checking the entire surface of my prostate. I feel the head of my penis tingle, but luckily not get any harder. After a brief urge to pee she slowly removes her finger.
As Katie stands up she tells me I can clean up with the wet wipes in the box on the mayo stand, then have a seat back on the table. As I clean up and pull up my bike shorts, Katie is finishing checking for blood on a Guiac card. Fortunately there is none. After I sit back on the table, very aware that the outline of my swollen penis is very visible through my bike shorts, Katie tells me all checks out good, and I’m in excellent health. She tells me I can get dressed, and to open the door when I am done so the nurse knows she can come in and get my wife ready for her exam.
After Katie leaves, my wife comes over and places her hand on my swollen crotch, telling me how turned on she is from watching me getting thoroughly examined. She says she will need to use one of the wet wipes to clean herself because she is now wet! I say we’d better stop or we both will be messy.
I hurry and get dressed, and open the door for the nurse. I’m still half hard, but I tucked myself in so I’m not showing a bulge in my gym shorts. I can’t wait to see my wife’s exam next!
The nurse appears and changes the table paper after she uses a sterilizer to wipe the table down. She has my wife remove her slip on sneakers and has her step up onto the scale. After registering 125 pounds, it’s out into the hall for the wall scale, 5 foot 8 inches tall. After providing her urine sample in the cubby in the bathroom, she returns to the exam room and sits up onto the table, making the fresh table paper crinkle loudly. Man I love that sound! After getting my wife’s vitals, and updating her medical history, the nurse tells my wife to remove all clothing, including bra and panties, and to put on the paper vest, opening in front, and have a seat back on the table and cover her lower half with the paper drape.
The nurse leaves and my wife hops down off the table, and begins her striptease for me. First her black spandex tank top, then her shiny electric blue spandex short shorts, slowly easing them over her hips and ass, down her firm, shapely thighs and calves, then off, placing them on top of her tank top on the other chair in the opposite corner from the exam table where I had placed my clothes earlier. She then removes her shiny black spandex sports bra, and very slowly works her shiny microfiber nude colored tiny thong off, leaving only her shiny tan nylon footies on. The footies are the no show type, very low cut below her ankles. She likes how they don’t show, even when she wears ballet flats or high heels, and they prevent blisters and chafing in the hot weather. Knowing I want her to leave them on, she does.
She puts on the vest, opening in front, and ties it closed. It is sleeveless, and only comes down to her navel. As she turns to walk to the table, I put my hands on her tight as a drum ass, give a little squeeze and tell her I can’t wait to see her in the stirrups, getting a very thorough probing from Katie, her vagina and rectum being thoroughly examined. She says you will get your wish shortly, then takes a wet wipe and gives herself a quick wipe, saying I wasn’t exaggerating when I said I got wet watching you being so thoroughly examined! She turns around and has a seat on the table, making the table paper crinkle loudly again. She tells me I can’t wait until we get home and do some probing of our own! She places the paper drape across her lap, it only comes down to mid thigh. Between the short vest and the drape barely covering her pubic area, she had a few inches of her bare abdomen showing, her flat firm tummy looking sexy as hell!
Katie soon knocks, and my wife says come in. Katie goes to the laptop stand that’s next to the exam table, has a seat on the rolling stool and goes over my wife’s health history, any problems or complaints since her last physical (none), and my wife and her discuss the upcoming replacement of her IUD. My wife says it’s hard to believe it’s been ten years already! Katie says if you have no problems with the IUD, you can have a new one inserted at the same appointment as the removal of the old one. My wife seems concerned about how much it will hurt to have that done the same day. Katie explains that since her cervix will already be slightly dilated from the removal, the insertion shouldn’t be any more uncomfortable than last time, maybe even a little less uncomfortable. Katie tells my wife she will refer her to the women’s health center nearby, since they are affiliated with our doctor. (Part of the same group of doctors that are part of the local hospital network). Katie says there is no rush, but she should have it done before the end of the year. (My wife had it done at the end of August, I will write all about it another time on this thread so it’s easy to find).
Katie begins the exam, first the HEENT exam, then she places the stethoscope under her vest, listening to my wife’s heart and lungs. First on her back, slow deep breaths, then her chest, finishing under her left breast. After palpating the lymph nodes in her neck, Katie unties the vest for the breast exam. First she opens the vest wide, exposing my wife’s beautiful breasts. Katie visually examines her breasts, having my wife place her hands on her hips and lean forward, to check for symmetry and dimpling. All looks normal. Then Katie has my wife place her hands behind her head, as she palpates each breast, including the area of her armpits, finishing with a press of each nipple to check for discharge, there is none. Katie then closes the vest and has my wife lay back, pulling out the table extension as she does. After more table paper crinkling, Katie repeats the breast exam with my wife lying down. Exposing one breast at a time she palpates each breast and armpit area thoroughly. After finishing the breast exam, Katie closes and ties the vest. She asks my wife if she does monthly breast self exams, and she says yes. Katie says good, keep it up!
Katie pushes the vest up to just below my wife’s breasts, and pushes the drape down to just above my wife’s bare mons, fully exposing my wife’s beautiful, sexy abdominal area. After listening to my wife’s bowel sounds with the stethoscope, Katie first lightly, then firmly palpates my wife’s firm, flat and well toned abdomen from her ribcage to her bare, stubble free mons, palpating her liver, spleen and kidneys. Satisfied, she pulls the vest down and pulls the drape up a little, leaving a few inches of my wife’s abdomen still exposed.
Katie says now it’s time for the Pap and pelvic, my wife says oh goody! We all laugh a little as Katie pulls out the stirrups, clicking them into place. Katie instructs my wife to bend her knees up and slide down. After she does, Katie says assume the position! My wife says I know this position too well, and places her feet on the stirrups, her shiny nylon footies looking extra shiny under the lights. Katie pushes in the table extension and has my wife slide down further until her buttocks are just over the edge of the table, the table paper crinkling loudly the whole time she was getting into position. After she stops, Katie tells my wife to relax and let her knees fall all the way open as far as she can. Since my wife is very flexible from all the yoga she does, she lets her legs fall open obscenely wide. Katie pushes the drape up to my wife’s navel, fully exposing her lower abdomen from her navel down, her legs bare to the light, which makes her skin shine a little. Her bare, buttery smooth, stubble free mons, vaginal area, perineum and anal areas are completely hairless. Her labia minora are small and barely visible, her puffy labia majora looks so sexy under the bright light Katie just switched on. Katie snaps on a pair of white nitrile gloves and has a seat on the rolling stool, pulling in close to my wife’s pubic area, seated between her outstretched legs.
Katie had prepared the mayo stand before having my wife get into the stirrups. The small plastic cup with the liquid inside for the Pap samples, the screw on cover next to it, the medium Pedersen plastic speculum lighted up by the battery and light inserted into the handle, a small amount of lube lightly coating the bills, soon to enter my wife’s tight vagina.....
Katie tells my wife she will feel her touching her, and begins parting my wife’s labia majora, checking the delicate folds of skin for abnormalities, there are none. Katie gently retracts my wife’s clitoral hood, visually examining her clitoris, which made my wife blush and squirm slightly. Katie lets go and parts my wife’s labia minora and checks her urethra, then checks her vaginal opening while keeping her parted. Katie tells my wife she is going to insert a finger to check her internally. First she checks my wife’s Bartholins glands at the four and eight o’clock positions, her index finger partially inserted into her vagina while her thumb gently squeezes to palpate her glands. All is normal. Katie inserts her index finger further, the pad of her finger pointed up to “milk” my wife’s urethra while asking her to cough a few times. My wife coughs three times, no urine leaks out. Katie inserts her finger fully, to check the angle and depth of my wife’s cervix for the speculum insertion.
Katie removes her finger, takes the speculum off the mayo stand, and tells my wife she will be inserting the speculum. My wife hates this part the most, her small tight vagina doesn’t like the speculum being open inside her. Katie gently parts her labia again, and slowly slides the lit bills deep inside her vagina, and rotates the handle to vertical. She tells my wife she will be opening her as little as possible. My wife’s toes curl tightly in her shiny nylon footies as Katie opens the speculum four clicks. My wife lifts her hips slightly as the fourth click echoes around the exam room. Katie says hold on, I’ll be quick! She takes the endocervical swab with the cytobrush, making my wife’s thighs visibly tense up and her well defined calves tense as her toes curl tightly again. Her freshly pedicured glossy red toenails are still visible through her thin tan nylon footies.
After swishing the brush around in the liquid filled cup, Katie takes a swab of my wife’s outer cervix and Katie swishes that into the cup, and caps it shut. Katie then visually examines my wife’s vaginal walls and cervix, then slowly partially closes the speculum to prevent pinching, and removes the offending speculum from my wife’s vagina. My wife visibly relaxes as Katie stands up, places the used speculum on the mayo stand, removes the glove from her left hand, and lubes up her index and middle fingers of her right hand. She switches off the lamp with her left hand, pushes it aside, and tells my wife the bimanual exam is next. My wife closes her eyes again, even though the bimanual is not as uncomfortable as the speculum, she still hates the ovary palpation. Katie slowly inserts her well lubed fingers deep into my wife’s vagina, rotating her fingers 360 degrees, checking her thoroughly. She then wiggles her cervix from side to side and front to back, checking for cervical motion tenderness. There was none. Katie then pushes her cervix up, and firmly palpates her uterus by pushing her abdominal hand down, feeling for any abnormalities, none are found. Katie then palpates my wife’s ovaries, one at a time, firmly pushing down first on her left, then right abdominal area, trapping each ovary between her abdominal and vaginal hand. My wife’s legs tense up, toes curl tightly again, and Katie says almost done!
Katie slowly removes her fingers from my wife’s tight vagina, and changes the glove on her right hand with a snap. As she lubes up her index and middle fingers yet again, she tells my wife the rectovaginal exam is last. My wife says lucky me!
As Katie rests her index finger at the entrance to my wife’s vagina and middle finger against her anus, she tells my wife to take a slow deep breath, and exhale slowly. As she does, Katie slowly pushes both fingers deep into my wife’s vagina and rectum, making her hips lift slightly off the table, making the table paper crinkle a little. As my wife keeps her eyes closed, Katie has her fingers fully inserted, and sweeps her fingers side to side, gently squeezing her fingers together to feel the space between her vaginal and rectal walls for any nodules or abnormalities, there are none. As Katie repeats the palpation of my wife’s uterus, using the rectal finger to better be able to assess the posterior side of her uterus, my wife’s well toned thighs tense up and her calves tense as she curls her cute little nylon covered toes once more.
Katie slowly removes her index finger from my wife’s vagina, then once again pushes her middle finger deep into her rectum, rotating her finger 360 degrees, feeling every square inch of my wife’s rectal walls. My wife’s toes curl tightly one more time, her thighs and calves tense, and she lifts her hips slightly as Katie finishes her palpation.
Katie slowly removes her finger from my wife’s tight rectum and tells my wife she can slide back and sit up. As I help my wife sit up after she pushes against the stirrups to slide back, Katie finishes checking for blood on the Guiac card, fortunately there is none. Katie removes the battery from the speculum and places it on the charger on the counter, and throws the soiled specs into the biohazard bin. She then places the cup with the pap samples into a plastic bag, seals it and labels it, then washes her hands. My wife pulls the drape down to mid thigh, and Katie says all checks out well, you are also in excellent health! She tells her that she is good to go for a new IUD, and she will fax the results of her physical to the women’s health center. Katie tells my wife she can clean up with the wet wipes and get dressed, then we can go down the hall to the blood draw room for our bloodwork. The results of our bloodwork and my wife’s Pap results will be mailed to us in a week or two. Katie shakes our hands, takes the plastic bag with the Pap samples, and leaves.
As my wife stands up, placing the drape on the table, I place my hand on her lower abdomen and tell her I need to reexamine her when we get home. She says only after she examines me first!
She removes the vest, cleans up with the wet wipes, places a thong pantyliner into her thong panties, and pulls them on. After putting her spandex sports bra back on, she steps into her shiny electric blue spandex short shorts and pulls them up over her tight, round, freshly examined ass. After pulling her black spandex tank top on, she pulls her slip on sneakers over her shiny nylon footie covered feet. We go get our blood drawn, and race home, luckily it’s only a ten to fifteen minute drive.
We get home, and make very good use of our exam table and still well lubed orifices, reexamining each other then having thigh shaking mind blowing sex to top it all off.
I hope everyone enjoyed the details of our conjoint physicals!