Male Semen Samples

In real life I had to do this quite a while before we got married, just to make sure that I wasn't shooting blanks (we want to have a family) BEFORE we made a huge commitment to each other.

The process was sadly a no frills affair. I was handed a plastic specimine cup by a grandmotherly nurse who said that she would place a "do not disturb" sign on the door and told me to take my time.

Hardly the stuff of good erotic fiction.

I think someone already posted a link to a clip of the sperm sample scene in the movie Road Trip, but it most have been in another thread.

I've seen this scene. it's erotic and hilarious

Never in a real doctor situation, only in play doctor sessions.

When I was with my prior wife we tried for a few months to have a child. She was 35 I was 30. After we spoke to the primary care doc she said I should have a sperm test. I was given a lab order the place that I went to was called Labcorp a large lab testing company here in the Phoenix az area. I went to a small blood draw clinic they told me I had to go to the main office. I went there and a guy in a lab coat handed me a plastic jar and pointed to a bathroom which was a door on one side of a large room where a bunch of different techs were in lab coats talking up a storm and laughing. A few of them were hot girls too. The door was a large door probably 40" wide heavy wood door. The floor was white tile and the bathroom was large all tile room with the only place to sit was a commode. The door also had about a 2-3 inch gap under it where light came in and I could hear everything they said. I spent about 30 minutes it took me I finely did it. The sample was poor and when I came out they could see my red face they all looked at me. I guess the guy told them what I was doing in there. Later I found out I had a low sperm count I asked the doctor what to do she said well we can send you to a urologist but I never went. The marriage started to breakdown and we got divorced. I'm sure glad I never had kids with her would have been bad. I have always wanted to know what the urologist would have had planned for me.

Very hot, the guy could be made to eat the sample, or better yet, inject it up his ass for an interesting dynamic.

My husband and i went to a fertility clinic, i was actually able to go into the room with him and help him "produce"...they did instruct us that no oral or vaginal contact was allowed because it could contaminate the sample

I was given a sample container at the urologist's office after having a vasectomy. They said I could produce the sample at home and drop it off at a lab, which would confirm that no sperm were present. When I did this I was told that the sample had to be produced at the lab, and was given another container. The nurse I talked to was older and very much the pushy, domineering type. Meanwhile a young, attractive woman was sitting in the waiting room and heard the entire conversation. I had to go into a restroom and somehow was able to produce another sample. The young woman was still waiting when I left, and I felt completely humiliated as I walked past her.

Next time I saw the urologist he was mystified as to why I had to produce the sample at the lab, he said it didn't matter as long as it was within an hour or so. One of those funny things that just happens, lol.

This is usually always included when i get a play medical

I only orgasm during a play medical

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Do you mean you don't have an orgasm when you masturbate or have intercourse?

No, I expressed myself wrongly.

During medicals I only orgasm during a play medical.

I'm fine in masturbation and intercourse!

^^^^ I'm a little suspect of the people who say they always orgasm when they are examined by their REAL docs. I would expect most "patients" to have an orgasm when they are seen by their play docs.

Had one as a fertility study to see if i was the problem ,took it to the hospital lab and 2 lab female assistants told me to go home and have a good time they had what they needed as they cheesed me with a grin .Went to my gfs ob/gyne and they all came out to stare, i had a 96 out of 100 so they wondered if i wanted to be a donor but i declined the offer .i took matters into my own hands and kept the sample under my arm pit for body heat .did it at home

During our play sessions sometimes my partner will masturbate me. She puts on her latex gloves and says "Ok, I am going to do something called a penile ejaculatory test. It is to make sure that you can ejaculate" and then she does it.

Yes, I had to as part of fertility testing. I know my SO has worse tests to do, although this felt embarrassing as I had to do it on site. They had a room with some magazines and movies.

I only know of it being done in real life for fertility testings. However in play exams it is almost always done and expected as a part of a fantasy exam.

Not as part of an exam but my husband had to provide 2 samples a few weeks apart after his vasectomy and was given 2 little containers.

After vasectomy. I had a choice of providing the sample at home - if I could get it to the lab in a specified time and keep it warm, or provide it in the bathroom at the lab. I choose home.

The sample is used for a sperm count to insure sterility.

To my knowledge, the only time someone gets staff help is electroejaculation - done under general anesthesia to extract sperm from paraplegic or quadriplegic men who want to father children but can't ejaculate normally.

At the end of my examination I tell the patient to masturbate and ejaculate while on my exam table. I collect the semen with a plastic pipette and measure the volume, then put a small amount on a microscope slide to check the sperm count. Using a fairly cheap microscope from eBay with 400x magnification you can easily see individual sperm. Most patients are quite interested to see their own sperm. A few guys took photos or recorded movies on their phones looking through the eyepiece.

Electroejaculation: A while ago the Veterans' Administration did electroejaculation experiments on paraplegics! Article has drawings of how to use a catheter to collect the semen.

http://www.rehab.research.va.gov/jour/86/23/3/pdf/warner.pdf

Cornell University technique; https://www.cornellurology.com/clinical-conditions/male-infertility/sperm-retrieval-techniques/electroejaculation/

Reality is nowhere near as much fun as play. I would love to have my doctor take my sample as I lay naked on the table.

Had to give two samples after my vasectomy to make sure there were no more viable sperms getting through. Just given a container and shown into a small private room and left to my own devices. Not a big deal Wish I could get hard as quickly these days though😃 Definitely enjoyed the freedom it gave, especially after my marriage broke down and I was playing the field again, so to speak.

The only semen samples I've ever known is direct injection---go figure

The only semen samples I've ever known is direct injection---go figure

Are you one of those people who deny the sink/shower deposit?

Never in my 62 years. I was supposed to do one after vasectomy in 1991. but never got around to it.

Had to give a couple samples after vasectomy. Then when I went out with old gf years ago, she wanted me to do it again to make sure. They even supplied magazines at the Hospital. 😉 😜 AND I'M NOT LYING!!!

I totally believe you. They gave me porn magazines and lubricant!

I had a vasectomy when I was about 30 after getting married and we decided not to have kids. The surgeon I used was a good friend which kind of helped in a way but then it was a bit awkward having your golfing buddy do your vasectomy. After the procedure, I was told to have 10 ejaculations with no time frame and however I wanted to (sex or masturbation) and then on the 11th collect a sample and bring it in for testing. They did not mention anything about timing the ejaculation and bringing in the sample to be tested. So I JO one morning and brought the sample over to their office soon after- I don't know how quickly it got tested.

This was a while back in years, but it did seem to take a little extra time to masturbate for that sample which I did lying on our bed and wife not present. I have never had to try to shot into a cup before so it really wasn't a sexy turn on kind of orgasm.

The process for post vasectomy sperm count is to flush the pipes before spending $ to do the count. They count both the total quantity of sperm and the living swimmers. Flushing can be done by sexual activity or by time (the sperm die over time). People don't realize that sperm are constantly being created by the testicles and flow through the system all the time. After cutting the cords, the source is isolated but the swimmers already in the pipes still count. Pump them out or let them die.

When I went through the process, my doctor used the time method and two counts. I had the choice of providing the samples at home or at the lab. The key was time and temperature between production and delivery. The first was produced at home, the second in the lab's bathroom. No magazines, no videos.