Male Semen Samples

I don't see postings about collecting semen samples. Has anyone been required to give semen samples as part of an examination? Was anyone watching or helping? Besides measuring the amount, what else was the sample be used for?

Although my main practise area as a playdoc is in examining ladies I occasionally see couples and also single men.

Because being men we have no vagina we are short of one activity. I make this good, not unnaturally, by the collection of a semen sample, usually allied to a prostate massage.

I am contemplating carrying a small microscope with me to be able to do a motility check on sperm in the semen and it should be an interesting interlude for the donor to be able to see his sperm, moreso if there is a partner to view also.

Has any other playdoc explored this avenue?

Not a playdoc but I have looked at my semen under a microscope and its pretty cool to see it swimming around.

I have done this during male exams. It is an additional embarrassment for the patient to produce a semen sample. And definitely heightens the erotics of the scene for the patient and anyone else in the exam room. . One exam I gave... the male patients wife was in the room to watch here husbands head to toe physical.

In our clinic it is important to gather as much sperm possible for artificial insemination purposes. The other advantage is that there are a number of different recipients looking for viable sperm.

Nurse Dee could you please describe the procedure you would consider to produce the maximum seamen samples?

Sound nice, i like to see also may semen!

The patient should get on his/her haunches. The doctor will place a hand on the buttocks while the other strokes the penis.

I've never had to produce a semen sample. What is it like having to do so? Does it always require a prostate massage?

No, supernnyl. It doesn't require a prostate massage and in fact a PM probably won't deliver a true semen specimen except occasionally if it goes to a full orgasm.

The reason for this is that it is only at the moment of orgasm that the sperm in the seminal vesicles and the prostatic fluid from the prostate gland and other sources gets mixed together to form the ejaculate.

Certainly, an incomplete PM (not to orgasm) is more likely to contain little or no sperm and be known more popularly as pre-cum.

As for how to produce a specimen? There is a certain 5 finger exercise, not done on the piano but the organ!

Producing a semen sample at the doctor is something what I can find in my mind pure medfet. For insemination purposes maybe.

A fantasy of mine is to be on my haunches while one doctor is holding my buttocks with a gloved hand massaging my prostate while the other is milking me.

Typically at a sperm bank the donor is required to abstain from ejaculation for three days prior to his appointment to produce a semen sample. This insures that the donor's sperm count will be at the optimum level.

At the sperm bank the donor is given a sterile jar into which he is instructed to ejaculate his semen.

The sample is produced by the donor masturbating in private. Often some form of erotic magazine is provided to assist the donor in become aroused.

I too have seen my semen under a microscope and found it quite interesting. I believe that the the new PSA II test requires a semen sample and is believed to be more accurate than the normal blood test, but I'm not sure. AT any rate, it is not often used.

This took place in the early 1970s. The VA (veterans administration) was doing extensive testing for exposier to agent orange (a chemical jungle defoliant) used in Viet Nam. Among the many health problems this caused veterans, not to mention the Vietnamese, was sterility. My appointment at the VA hospital was scheduled. I thought I would have to give a sperm sample so I made sure I was loaded. Three days worth. The final part of all the testing stations was a one on one visit with a doctor. This doctor must have been in his 70s and his office looked like it had been his private office for a number of years. He was very "very friendly" and interviewed me at some length. At some point I had the thought that he was gay. This did not bother me in the least but I was getting a little impatient not to mention an impending case of blue balls. He told me to undress. I left my shorts on throughout the exam except when I lay down on the exam table he slipped them off me. He examined my balls at some length and I was half hard. I kept thinking about that sperm sample. I was ready and I did not care how. To my disappointment he finished and started to walk away when he impulsively turned and cupped my balls and penis. I knew I was turning him on and I enjoyed the attention. I became fully erect but he nervously walked back to his desk and told me to get dressed. I wish there had been a way to let him know that I was ok with it but I'm sure he had other considerations to be concerned about. It could have been a true to life med-fet scene to remember. Never did have to give a sperm sample and all of my test results were ok. If this old Doc only knew of the jo fantises he gave me.

Of course this never occurs in a real exam and, for me, it kills the realism of a play exam. I do like for the doctor to masturbate me after the exam.

Funny. I posted a joke about this in medical humour section. 😁

The wife and I went through a lengthy fertility study due to our inability to conceive. I was asked on three different occasions to produce a specimen. All three specimens were produced in a hospital. Once it had to be a less than 12 hour test. the next one had to be a 3 day abstinence shot and the third was produced in an exam room with my wife in the stirrups. Two nurses were waiting outside and after i produced they took it and did an intra-cervical insemination . I watched as they placed the tenaculum through the speculum and then the catheter into her cervical OS. The sight of me watching my wife being impregnated by two women was astounding. Alas she did not conceive that time.

I had to give a seamen sample a few eeks after my vasectomy...I guess to see if they did it right. The nurse gave me an unlubricated trojan condom to catch the sample.

I've seem blood under the microscope but seamen must look kinda cool

I usually give a sample when i am a patient in a play situation. never in a real madical exam though. how would a doctor approach that situation?

My ex and I were trying to concieve a child but it was just not happening, even though we tried many suggestions (i.e. "positions")..one being me almost upside down on my head as he entered me from above!...Ouch !! We finally went to a fertility doctor who told us he needed to have some sperm samples from my hubby to examine. My ex was kind of an uptight guy and did not like being around medical facilities, hospitals or doctors offices at all.

At a clinic, he was given a jar to go into the bathroom and produce a good sample;...he got a "Penthouse" or something to help him fantasize and get aroused to stimulate a erection and, ultimately, an ejaculation. After a good 25 minutes trying, he just was too unnerved and could not produce the sperm sample. Boldly, I asked the nurse if I could go in and see if I could relax him and "help" him "produce" She frowned and said it was unusual, but since things were not happening, OK,.. it was worth a try.

I joined him and I knew he really liked to have me finger his butt;..it usually resulted in a nice firm erection. So, I had him get down on his knees and bend over with his arms resting on the toilet seat. Knowing that this "shyness" might happen, I was prepared for just this situation. I pulled a half tube of KY from my purse, lubed my finger and lovingly inserted it into his rectum and slowly moved it in and out. I reached around and took hold of his penis with my other hand, which I had smeared with KY. It sure was working;..he got hard very quickly as I slowly stroked his manhood and softly spoke "dirty" in his ear! His legs started to quiver and his breating got heavier;.. I knew it would be happening soon. I had him hold the jar firmly in front of his penis. Suddenly, he groaned and expelled several shots of cum into the jar;...in fact he was so "hot" he just kept ejaculating into the jar! Wow! Did we get a sample! When finished, he kind of collapsed for a few minutes and then I helped him regain his composure. We sheepishly handed the jar over to the nurse and quietly left the building;...mission accomplished.

Sadly, due to a combination of problems, we never did have a baby and we ended up divorcing within a couple of years.

Darn, I have flushed alot of that stuff down the drain!

I only gave one sample. Part of a short fertility study. The results was the sperm count was under a million. This was back in 1974. The Doctor told us no hope of conceiving. Of course the the first baby arrived in about a year. Being told that would not happen again, we did not practice any birth control.

Fast forward to my age 40 after years of wild hassle free lovemaking. My son shows up. I asks the Doctor about the first diagnoses. The answer now is "it only takes one."

I had to give one once wheni had gone to the Drs complaining of there being blood in my semen when i ejaculated, it was rather embarrasing having to pass the bottle over to the very helpful female Dr who ahd delt with me.

I had to produce a sample for a fertility study at a hospital in london that specialises in such things.

there was a receptionist who supplied the jar for you and signed you in and from there there were 3 small rooms each with a locked door.

in the one i went into there was a bed, tv and low lighting. there were some hooks on the back of the door so one could disrobe as they preferred. the bedside table contained a dull collection of dog-eared top shelf magasines. there was a hardcore porn movie showing on the tv, which wasn't terribly exciting in itself. though i was surprised that a hospital was allowed to show it!

i was told to take my time and let then know if there was anything i needed...

i wasn't brave enough to find out what was on offer !

it felt odd handing the receptionist a jar of my semen but there was nothing to fear as she was about as attentive as a late night petrol station attendant.

it was a bit of a let down really. 😢

I gave one they told me not to play for 3 days ,get a sample bring it in no later than 30 minutes or it would be no good. gave it to the lab,2 nurses took it and said have a very productive evening . Went to get the results got a lot of looks and smiles and one talked to my gf and said could we get him to donate.As we left every nurse was staring at my crotch. high potency stuff Got a vas and they said have it here the same day .went from batting 94 to zero go figure. ??? ??? ??? :-\ :-\ :-\

I have to provide 'taste' samples occationally to my nurse.

It seems that if i have been eating strong flavored foods the day before she can taste them in my semen.

It is great to watch the vile emptying into her mouth and it being swished around like a mouthwash!

Although, I (the hubby) perform exams on my wife, there has been several times during the build up to the exam, that we decide that part of the exam for the evening will include artificial insemination. So to make this more realistic, my wife helps me produce a semen sample, which is kind of hot, and interesting. Then the "nurse" (my wife plays the part of the nurse as she sets up the exam room and prepares all my medical tools and such needed for the evening), takes the semen sample and preps it and has it ready for when its needed for later on. And since I am always the exam giver, it is fun to be the one who occasionally has to play the part of the patient, even in such a small scenario.

My best friend got into a motorcycle accident and wracked his balls terribly. It wasn't his fault. They took sperm samples for about 6 months to be sure he wasn't wrecked from being able to be a father. They wanted it within 30 minutes but often traffic would not allow that. So they'd give him a bit of time in the exam room to jerk one off. His production was reduced for a time but did come back to normal. He said it turned him on to beat off in there so it wasn't a problem.

Once before few years i gave a semen sample. It was in a private clinic due to my testicular problems. Actually it was weird because i was told to jerk off in the toilet. I was very confused.