Holiday Enemas Suppositories

Anybody else working on a nice Christmas recipe?

So far I've got melted mint candy canes, Bailey's, and turkey gravy in my bag ready to go.

Any other suggestions?

Will you be using a turkey leg plug? 😃 lol

I don't know if I want to smell that one coming out.

My recipe will be warm water and baking soda, which will be administered after my spanking for eating too much candy and cookies. They are so hard to resist this time of year, and I always over do it. So in order to curb my cravings my wife will have me take my clothes off and follow her to our bedroom where I will go over her lap for a spanking till my ass is bright red and me sniffling promising not to over do it on candy and cookies. Then she will take me into our bathroom and fill 8 of the eight ounce bulbs with a mixture of baking soda and warm water. All the nozzles will be coated with Vaseline and then I will go back over her lap and one by one she will insert the big black nozzles into my rosebud hole and squeeze the bulb till it was empty and then slide it out and replace it with the next one till all eight have been emptied. I will have to hold it for at least ten minutes before she would let me up and sit on the hard toilet seat to expel what was in my rectum and bowels.

That's only 48 oz! You need more than that...

My Christmas enema is going to be my usual series. I'm going to take 2-3 enemas tomorrow morning so I'm feeling OK or good for Christmas. Don't know specifics yet. Might stick with 2 SSE (2 quarts and 3 quarts) and a 3 quart rinse or treat myself to something kicky like a bisacodyl or mayo. Might go all festive and do a red Docusate enema, heard 5 grams per liter kicks pretty hard. What do you think?

Any other suggestions?

Sounds like an adventurous stuffing. If it were me, I'm thinking I would have to follow it with a soothing coffee enema.

Have a Merry Christmas and safe adventures.

I just had a great Christmas enema:

3 tablespoons baking soda

3 tablespoons sea salt

3 quarts of distilled warm water 108 degrees

approx one tenth of an oz of peppermint OIL not extract oil.

This stuff was $21.99 for 4 ounces,. it is so worth it.

I used a DB and took this very slowly. It took fifteen minutes to take the whole bag. It felt a little cool going in although the water was warm. After holding for a few minutes, I sat on the toilet and made the whole bathroom smell like peppermint. It felt a little warm coming out. Boy, that felt great

Merry Christmas Everybody

I'm thinking I might go for the docusate (Colace/stool softener, you know those jelly type pills). Seasonal red color and all that along with powerful action.

I think I will forgo the pleasure and stick to my plain water.That other stuff scares me.

hankb

Been trying something new, Lemon grass and Olive oil bar soap. Found it at Walgreens in the skin care products isle. Makes for a nice soothing enema and my butt smells Lemony fresh afterwards. 😄 LOL. Did two 2qt bags today followed by a 2qt baking soda rinse.

Did two4-liter isotonic warm water enemas using a DB catheter to hold the contents. Nice and cleaned out.

Does anyone have a recipe centered around Vanilla? ("Vanilla" the flavor/scent, not "Vanilla" the sexual category)

Get some imitation vanilla flavor and mix it into your favorite E recipe.

I did the Colace enema ... 6 grams (60 Costco pills) in 2L of water, making a pretty red solution. It was very strong. Even with a plug helping me I could only last about 5 minutes. It really got everything out, though, and was "soapy" enough that there was a layer of white foam covering the less picturesque stuff in the toilet after my expulsion- a white Christmas in a kinky way. It really twisted my bowels around, though, and I'm still feeling it one rinse and 8 hours later. Strong stuff. I think I'll keep it for special occasions only, or maybe make it weaker next time. This was half the strength of the recipe listed here, can't imagine what 5 grams per liter would be like.

Hank and I have the same opinion, I will stick to plain very warm water. Getting ready to head in that direction now. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Egg Nog!

Would that be all in one enema or what? A peppermint Bailey's turkey enema just sounds entirely nasty. I'm not sure which would be more revolting, the input liquid or the output.

Well, @Nurse_Ruby decided this evening that it was best to clear out all the bullshit from 2017 in preparation for 2018. It was a mind blowing Dr. Bronner and glycerin 3qt using a double balloon. I've been having more back issues lately (been chronic since 2006) and the muscle relaxers have really slowed down the works. Tonight was bordering on the want/need line. It showed me something though that I have never noticed before.

We all know how corn traverses the body. I think I found something else that does too. The other night we made hamburgers for supper. A little dash of thyme is tasty in burgers. The processing factory though put a cap on the jar with like 1/4" holes in it instead of the tiny like 1/16" holes. Considering it is ground to the size of baby powder, the big holes suck! Anyway, thanks to their screw up, we had very very thyme-y hamburgers. Once I was allowed to release, about 3/4 of the way through, the typical backed up release smell was replaced with the smell of thyme. Wth? Anyone ever notice anything else but corn that comes out the way it goes in or have this experience with thyme?

Anyone need a good cleanout after too much turkey? Sometimes that last bite or two can put your stomach over the top. Please fill us in.

Thanksgiving usually is a collection of high-starch low-fiber foods as well. For me that can often slow things down, not that my gut needs much to convince it to stop working.

Ideally it would have led to a session with my wife, but we're not there yet.

I had two bags full yesterday for my "Black Friday"clean out. Man, I needed it after over doing it on Thanksgiving. Also I had not gone much the couple of days before. Should have had an enema before Thanksgiving, but just no time. I cleaned out well yesterday,

The day after Thanksgiving is Black Friday, the Saturday after Thanksgiving is Small Business Saturday, maybe the Sunday after Thanksgiving should be Enema Soapy Sunday.

Stuffed the bird with stuffing on Thursday. Stuffing the colon with soapy water today. That’s how it’s done. ?

My wife sensed I needed help today after coming back from a week in Branson. I really pigged out during the week and my wife knew I was quite stuffed like the turkey I ate Thursday. She was the one who suggested the enema. I most heartedly accepted the invitation and my lovely wife did not disappoint. After I had taken my enema, my stomach appeared twice the size it was before the enema was administered. I love my lovely wife. She is so good to me!

For most of my life the Saturday after Thanksgiving was the day I would do a system cleanse.

Last few years, responsibilities have added up, and I have been unable to do it.

I am looking to one of the days between Christmas and New Years to do it this year.

I have a use-or-lose personal day. I'll probably take it and just do the prep at work

I always do a post season flush. If I am invited out to dine, I will do a pre meal cleanout beforehand.

We always do a Tday weekend clean out. After we are done making our rounds to everyones house, we do a small flush with a few bulbs of some pretty strong ivory and J&J soapy water. Then a cool water rinse just for a pre-emptive flushing later. Today we have planned a 3-4 bag all clear after we are done with our run.

For most of my life the Saturday after Thanksgiving was the day I would do a system cleanse. I have a use-or-lose personal day. I'll probably take it and just do the prep at work

Sounds like your boss is going to have fun!

I did not eat or drink too much on Thanksgiving. Enough for sure, but not too much. That said, I still enjoyed a good enema on Saturday after everything calmed down to normal. My husband had some place to go so I had a couple of hours to reset my mind and body with a little attitude adjustment. I did not "need" an enema as I had natural bowel movements each day, including Saturday morning, but I really, really wanted one. And all is good now.

Today we have planned a 3-4 bag all clear after we are done with our run.

I always get flushed after too much rum