Favorite medical equipment/instrument !

As a patient, GLOVES!!!!

I’m an enema guy. No doubt.

Gloves for sure!

Well, looking at all the comments, I'm starting to believe I require everything stated by previous respondants, oh, and a rather large examination room.

But I would still require a full set of shiny sounds, of all sizes.

Have to cave and say thermometer here. And not one of the new fangled point and shoots (that's for cameras lol). Play safe.

For play exams, the rectal thermometer, no question.

If there’s one I’d like to try but never have, maybe an anoscope. I’ve had one twice at a doctor’s office, wasn’t expecting it either time. Quite the “eye opener” so to speak!

Hard to say - So many fun things to test on me. Probably stirrups as I have never really had the pleasure of these. After that, specula (anal only in my case, of course), then penile sounds or catheters. I am assuming enemas would be standard as a prep for the examination.

The silver stallion. Lube me up and slide it in my backside.

I will try to list some/most important items I can think of, be it for my personal use or to be used on other naughty boys and girls.

1)Enema with various nozzles, for different needs and depths 😳

2)Lube - Vaseline sounds the most sexiest

3)Gloves - sound of snapping gloves

4)Rectal thermometer - old fashioned and digital

5)Speculum - both vaginal/anal and for other orifices.

For me it's:

1. Stethoscope

2. Exam table

3. Doctor's strong, large hands!

4. Tongue depressor

5. Otoscope

6. Latex gloves

I dont know if I can pick only one, as I love the whole physical exam of a female. The Graves metal speculum would be my old school choice.

Stethoscope

Sorry to be predictable but a stethoscope. A really cold one too.

Definitely a Collin vaginal speculum because it exposes a woman's pee hole for insertion of the Foley catheter which completely deprives her of all control of peeing.

https://ibb.co/LkHxcjF

My second favorite is the glycerin syringe… Deceiving innocuous looking, but powerfully effective. The recipient thinks “What, that tiny little enema? THAT won't do anything.” But ask again in 15 to 30 minutes, when the person is glued to the toilet seat, doubled over with camps, and has long since lost all control of pooing.

Let’s make this interesting…😜🤣😉

The metal shiny things, the pointy sharp thingies, slippery goo, those thinga ma jigs, those do hickeys, wait…. why are there stirrup thing here if no horses here?, that tubing thing to listen to my chest, the wood stirring sticks …. etc etc etc😜🤣😉

I love medical braces and trusses,as my favorite things.

Stethoscope

BP Cuff

Detecto Height / Weight Scale

Reflex Hammer

Otoscope

Do you still remember the medical equipment and instruments that were used by your pediatrician?

ECT (shock therapy) machine and restraints

It would have to be my Geotherm thermometer

Anesthesia mask and Oxygen mask.

I have a strong rectal temperature fetish, so it will the thermometer, preferably the good old mercury glass one.

Glass rectal thermometer, vaseline and wet wipes

Cardiology steth. Manual BP cuff. A pair of doctor hands for breast and abdominal exam. Hospital gown.

I was in an antique store a few months ago and saw an “orbitoclast” the tool used for lobotomies

I was in an antique store a few months ago and saw an “orbitoclast” the tool used for lobotomies

@kristens I had to look that up (Orbitoclast)….. scary!!!!

https://collection.museumoffailure.com/orbitoclast-lobotomy-tools/

Yikes.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!.

That was good!!! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Number 1 for me has to be the stethoscope. Doppler would come a close 2nd.

Any piece of medical equipment the Dr uses is enjoyable.

I LOVE my long rigid sigmoidoscope. It never fails to strike fear and awe in a patient.