Miscellaneous | Things NOT To Do While Holdin…

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I see there's a thread about things to do while holding and enema; so how about the flip-side of this - Things NOT To Do While Holding An Enema.

The one I remember most was never to answer the telephone. Early on in my enema career, when I was a teen and enjoying having the house all to myself with parents out for the evening, I answered the phone (it was a kitchen land line in those days) full to brim holding a large enema. To my surprise, it was my Aunt calling to see how I was. She went on and on. I felt like she somehow knew what I was up do; not to mention the mess I was making leaking the enema!

Repetitious Old Bastard

Do not open the windows and show your bag

The way our bathroom light is, I've often wondered if a tel-tail shadow of the budging enema bag was projected onto the bathroom curtain while I had the bag hanging from the shower head.

lzrd

Do not stumble nor slip on the way to the pot. Don't turn over your inversion teeter reaching for the hose clicker. Don't hang your coffee over your head board and roll onto the hose, pulling it off the bag or can. Don't wait too long before landing your fanny on the pot!

ericmacson

Do not stumble nor slip on the way to the pot. Don't turn over your inversion teeter reaching for the hose clicker. Don't hang your coffee over your head board and roll onto the hose, pulling it off the bag or can. Don't wait too long before landing your fanny on the pot!

@lzrd,

Good advice, but what’s an inversion teeter? Tilting spine decompression table used for a somewhat upside down enema?

Eric

lzrd

Yes, Teeter is a famous brand, so i said teeter as not to devalue the safety designed into their superior product.

The goofball that i can be, am not the most safety minded, NO! I have made some big messes that took a while to clean up properly. Picture enema water everywhere and the gravity table upside down with me tangled up in the middle. If i did not leak with the upset, i did in trying to get loose from it. The happy part is in not getting found out, and being able to laugh at it a year or MORE later! I am what i am, cause that's what i am, the bag hanging water man.

ron benton

Sky dive with an audience below

ron benton

Sky dive with an audience below

Eyeman

Be more than ten feet from the toilet!

Ebbie-Anne

Cough, sneeze

Rigel

@Ebbie_Anne said:
Cough, sneeze

The pharmacy owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the clerk says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!"

Never trust a fart - especially after an enema!!