Things NOT To Do While Holding An Enema

I see there's a thread about things to do while holding and enema; so how about the flip-side of this - Things NOT To Do While Holding An Enema.

The one I remember most was never to answer the telephone. Early on in my enema career, when I was a teen and enjoying having the house all to myself with parents out for the evening, I answered the phone (it was a kitchen land line in those days) full to brim holding a large enema. To my surprise, it was my Aunt calling to see how I was. She went on and on. I felt like she somehow knew what I was up do; not to mention the mess I was making leaking the enema!

Two words….well, maybe a contraction and one word…DON'T COUGH!!!!!

Jumping jacks. Don't go running around the block ect…

Eat

Drive

Put on a girdle

Climb stairs

Really much of anything other than hold it inside until the clock runs out.

Sneeze.

Decide to start painting the garage.

Fart?

Walk the dog?

Let someone else in the bathroom first?

Squats, burbees, lunges, some yoga exercises (squatting tiger etc.)

@LisaK “Put on a girdle”

That sounds like fun. Does it help you take more, retain longer?

PS what kind of girdle, PG, OB, AIO??

Probably shouldn't play Twister 😬

Most circus activities should be avoided. (flying trapeze, trampoline, unicycle on the high wire, launching from a teeterboard and landing on someone’s shoulders)

Riding a mechanical bull

Jumping on a pogo stick

Performing a filibuster

I do wonder about the origins of the word filibuster. A brief internet search yielded:

fili = from the Greek word “fillemup“ meaning to fill with liquid until reaching capacity, especially with a rank, brown slurry.

buster = from the Latin word “burstae” meaning to explode or spew forth after exceeding capacity.

I do wonder about the origins of the word filibuster. A brief internet search yielded:

fili = from the Greek word “fillemup“ meaning to fill with liquid until reaching capacity, especially with a rank, brown slurry.

buster = from the Latin word “burstae” meaning to explode or spew forth after exceeding capacity.

Sounds like a perfect description of an enema!!! 😜

Situps comes immediately to mind.

Most circus activities should be avoided. (flying trapeze, trampoline, unicycle on the high wire, launching from a teeterboard and landing on someone’s shoulders)

I too think jumping on a trampoline would not be a good idea while retaining.

Jogging, family outings, long drive in the country. Now this is assuming you don't want an accident. On the other hand, tickling the partner while they are holding is fun; so is restraining them.

Play a round of golf in white shorts. Driving might not be that difficult but I shudder to think what would happen trying to read a putt.

Play a round of golf. Driving might be that difficult but I shudder to think what would happen trying to read a putt.

@ddell2 Good one DD 😁

Play a round of golf. Driving might be that difficult but I shudder to think what would happen trying to read a putt.

I played in a mixed doubles golf charity. On the 3rd hole I squatted to read a putt and my pants split from the zipper in front to the belt loop in back. Breezy the next fifteen holes. Fortunately, clean underwear and no enema leakage to worry about!

How would you handle that hazard on the green being in the next group?

Try doing a 30 minute Jack LaLanne exercise routine while holding 2 quarts, lets see if we can get that to be the next big national challenge, show those wimp ice bucket challenge people what a real challenge is!!!

In response to eeetime

Any sort of girdle at all comes 0FF before I get into position.

It stays OFF until I am reasonably certain the ENTIRE enema is out

Then I will put the girdle on for the rest of the day to sort of push everything back in, so that no more of the distention becomes permanent.

Those days when I DO go into the office, or when I have to do a video conference that involves standing at a white board, I wear a strong Retro 1950s Rago OBG When we go out to something formal, I have that and a corset I can wear.

I have lighter panty girdles for wearing to things like neighborhood picnics, or garden parties.

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WOULD I EVEN CONSIDER WEARING A GIRDLE DURING AN ENEMA!!

If I didn't want a thorough cleansing of my large intestine I would not even consider an enema.

The purpose of an enema is to be as thorough as possible as to moving the poop out.

Most of my enemas are 3-qt, a few are two quart. Sometimes I have to do a 4-qt but not often.

A girdle would certainly have a negative impact on retention time.

Retention is both the most challenging part of the enema, and at the same time the most important part for thoroughness.

Given my other responsibilities in life, I can't afford lack of thoroughness.

Also, most of my enemas are taken in the morning, with the first round getting injected just about the same time as I would be putting the girdle on if I was going to the office!

I played in a mixed doubles golf charity. On the 3rd hole I squatted to read a putt and my pants split from the zipper in front to the belt loop in back. Breezy the next fifteen holes. Fortunately, clean underwear and no enema leakage to worry about!

@gwhap Now I don't know if this story is true or not but I had a female tell me in chat that they played in a regular skins game. Anytime you got down two skins you had to remove you panties and it was a rule that played in skirts. They lived in the Villages in Florida and claimed that the men knew of their game so they always had a gallery on 18. As I say, I don't know if the story is true or not but it makes a good story.

Go for a Sunday drive on a nice bumby road…. better yet, cross country. Or, go on rides at a carnival.

I made a mistake one time after taking an enema. Only part of the enema came out so I put on my jogging shorts and went out for a run. Well, I can say this.. the jog stirred the enema and not a ½ mile in, it wanted to come out… i was in a world of hurt and embarrassment. Luckily, no else was on road!

Sneeze

Bent over to change a floor level electrical outlet.

Expell

Bent over to change a floor level electrical outlet.

That could be shocking!

Shot Put

Avoid to respond to the telephone while holding and wait 30 mn after expelling .

Do not open the windows and show your bag

With small enema it is possible to do sit ups or to wear corset but not with large.