How do you hide Anal toys from your wife or girlfriend?

Most of my kids know I have toys and when I'm gone all claim they will burn down the bedroom before going in 😂 big babies.

Youngsters nowadays seem such huge wimps. And yet so many groups in society keep on claiming the world is going to hell in a handbasket because of (mostly sexual) immorality. Hilarious.

Boy, have I got to laugh at that.

First ones were up in the headboard but now with over 80, only our most popular ones are there.

Under the bed in a rolling tote are larger ones I am trying out or use less frequently.

Downstairs, under my work bench are two large plastic totes with other dildos, rubber tubing, leather, and of course enema nozzles. About 150 lbs of them

Why hide them. Great chance to open up communications.

I have two tool bags full of toys plus what hangs out in my nightstand. I have a friend that knows if I kick it they are to come get them. Most of my kids know I have toys and when I'm gone all claim they will burn down the bedroom before going in 😂 big babies.

My late partners sister immediately called me and wanted to know where the toys were when she died. She took them and threw away about a decades worth of kinky paraphernalia to keep mom from finding it. It was a sad day!

If I hid all my anal toys from my wife, half of the things in the kitchen would dissapear 😃 “honey where is the soup ladle?” “honey where is the screwdriver set?” it would never end. Seriously though I put my current favourite toys in the bedside table drawer. If youre looking then you get what you find. Other occassional toys live in my undies draw. and then a big waterproof hi density plastic briefcase thing for toys currently out of favour. Every now and then I have a look through and see what might be fun for when I am playing alone and rearrange things. I am glad I don't have to hide my anal toys from wifey. When I was a teenager and I was enjoying experimenting my goto waas a carrot. Peel it shape it insert it and then compost it when your done start again next time no hiding neccessary.

Fortunately I don’t have to hide them anymore , a few years ago I brought my large black gym bag on a mountain cabin vacation we were going on and told my wife I brought along some things to play with, to my surprise she was kind of excited about it , only comment was about the size of the black large gym bag And you must have a lot in there.

before that I hid the bag in a closet in one of our spare bedrooms that I converted to a dead bolted storage closet for my hunting equipment, guns and ammo

In a locked briefcase in the garage.

In your butt?

My wife knows there is an enema bag in the house but thinks it's for extreme constipation… which has been a real issue in the past… but she has no idea that it gets used much more frequently than that. And I keep other items that masquarade as dildos that can hide in plain sight…. most often a coil of lampcord or nylon rope wrapped to size. Currently in the garage is a 50' length of ¼" nylon rope wrapped to a coil that is about 10" long and 1 ¼" wide. I slide that into a plastic storage bag when I want to play and it's all good…. very good actually. If anyone finds it.. well, it's a coil of rope.

Have somewhere around 90 to 100. A few dozen more popular ones are intraus u der the bed.or in the drawers of the headboard.

The rest are in Tupperware in my shop, or if I haven't opened them yet, in the garage.

I have a gym bag that I use. Much too often it is in its hidey hole in the garage attic!

Simply dont hide. We have our common box for our toys😃

My wife probably knows I'm a pervert, so it wouldn't be a big deal if she found all my toys, unless she started texting the pics to her best girlfriends or sister (always a danger, women share WAY too much, and social media is nothing more than a huge liability risk for all).

That being said, I started my recent journey with Aneros, and hide several models in a white athletic sock in the back of my sock drawer in the bedroom. Newly acquired Tantus Cowboy and Snake hide behind shoes on my shoe rack in the closet. My E-estim box and cables hide in plain sight near my computer and normal USB charging cables.

A few anal dildos (e.g. Njoy Wand) hide under the mattress. My Njoy Pureplug hides in my work laptop bag, because I wear it at work on days when I am preparing for a long Aneros or Estim session later that night.

I hide it deep in my ass - lol 😁

I hide it deep in my ass - lol 😁

That was my thought @curtina . Lol

Hi everyone, i was surprised by many of the replies in here, it seems like many people are “hiding” in the shadows and seem to keep their Anal activities hidden, along with their toys.

I have been married over 30 years to my beautiful Filipino wife, and i have to admit that i did keep my love of anal play to myself for around 15 years, and i really only did so because my wife is a very shy type, and not overly extroverted and open like i am, so i was always worried what she would think.

It was not until we were married for 15 years that my secret came out (i will post my story in my Blog Pages) and from then on, i have always been open about my love for Anal play, and most of the toys that i have used were already in my wife's sex toy box anyway, but i did have a couple of others hidden away, which i did end up showing to her once i finally “came out” to her.

I don't actually hide them as she knows all. When we made over our bathroom she said, “,you will need a cupboard for your enema bags”. So how good is that!! And our lovely retired RN neighbour will come and take all the toys and lingerie away if anything happens to us.

We don’t - we have an padded bench in the bedroom that has a lift up lid. I store them all separately in zip lock bags. They are ready in a moments notice for us!

Bottoms up!!

I hide mine in my night stand and her night stand 🤣 and the rest in a nice box on the head board

I don't have a wife or girlfriend. I have my sister's girlfriends niece who wants to make it a solid relationship. But she is sort of clingy which isn't me. But Ishe knows about the toys. The first time she saw my nightstand drawer she was impressed. LOL I thought I might have had something going good in here but something happened. I have a nightstand full of mixed toys we know what is for the front and what is for the back. There is some cardboard over them and a towel on top. Everyone who stays the night here and id friends know we have them. We hide them in case mom and dad drop by. We have it down to a science. If someone drops by someone stalls them while usually I grab the drawer and dump it into a box in my closet and stack another box on top of that.

I have always hidden everything perhaps it's the secrecy that is part of the process, a hold over from preadolescent wanking adventures; it's the environment also, the stage on which I learned to play.

Perhaps too it's just part of defining my privacy and and what is me and not me.

Tool boxes and bags are entirely appropriate.

With the right partner or mate you needn’t hide anything. My last GF just preceding my 2nd ex-wife both knew and participated in all my fetishes with abandon. So they knew where and what all the toys and rubber clothes, etc. were. We also did fun things like visiting a rubber fetish site I was on before Zity together, and look at sex toy and rubber and enema supply sites together. She was the one who talked me into buying a pair of bright colored latex briefs from Switzerland! I wasn’t emotionally bright enough to be able to keep GFs or ex-wives #1 + 2 as long as I planned or avoid divorces, almost all very largely my bad, but with the necessary and appropriate extensive conversations about our kinks, at least we overcame the fetish rejection problem and turned it into a major recurring joy for us.

I’ll tell you just as a single quick example - BTW we both enjoyed being Switches: It’s hardly necessary to hide any of my anal toys, enema gear, rubber clothing or any other sex paraphernalia when we both adored her being Domme in bed and dressing me in sneakers and total latex enclosure before starting our evening of subjecting me to her choice of anal plugs, enema balloon catheters, mild bondage, enemas and Domme/sub discussions. She also loved me giving her enemas** plus other kinks sometimes as I just described, so I was delighted to Dom her for an evening too. 👍🏻🍑💦❗️

Eric

P.S. **Two months after the wedding, my ex-#2 summoned the courage (this is a real compliment, with great respect - scary for her) to reveal that her greatest sexual desire and secret was to have her husband (me) be the Dom and give her enemas. Her late 1st husband had been a Christian Minister and she couldn’t tell him. We were both relieved and **delighted** to satisfy her wishes. Thank you, my dear.

I don't hide them from my wife anymore.... I hand them to her to use on herself or me. 😁

Bought a tool bag and use it as sex bag, put it all inside with a lock and i have the only key.

Safe enough for me

Be safe

Za

We don't hide stuff except they're supposed to be gifts.

Whatever we buy we use it on one another.

We would hide it from my in-laws and our child.

I don't hide them from my wife anymore.... I hand them to her to use on herself or me. 😁

@Horny_Always

Same here! My husband would hand toys to me but I tell him whatever I'm in the mood for.

I don't understand this question. why would I want to hide toys from someone I like to have to share them with me?

Our sex toys have plastic toolboxes they go into. The boxes are not locked. If children were around we would lock the boxes. There are none around so we do not bother. Other toys just sit out in the open for easy access. Anal included. Especially anal.

I don't understand this question. why would I want to hide toys from someone I like to have to share them with me?

Not everyone has spouses or intimate friends who understand the reasons why some people like to use such (anal) toys. Many spouses/intimate friends can be very judgmental and disapproving. And should they find out about their SO using such toys, may change their opinions of them for the worse.

So, therefore there are people who hide them out of precaution.

@Bad_Princess I can speak for me, I hide them cause my partner did not enjoy anything kinky or anal related, so I keep them away to avoid any problems or questions.....she knows that I like more kinky play but she respects me as I respect her sex wishes.

I wish she wants to join? YES, but i know it will not happens,

Be safe

Za

I keep mine at hand in a drawer under the bed ready for when my wife says that I should insert a plug/ vibe etc

@Bad_Princess I can speak for me, I hide them cause my partner did not enjoy anything kinky or anal related, so I keep them away to avoid any problems or questions.....she knows that I like more kinky play but she respects me as I respect her sex wishes.

Za

I can understand this, It seems sad in a way though

I had written something wordy about sharing then thought hey your being a hypocrite girl then deleted it when a light bulb went off in my head.

Sometimes a partner just refuses to accept or support something we do.

With me, it is my Army Reserve career. Since I started at 18 Rick has wanted nothing to do with it. He has not attended a single function or family event.

When I have friends from my unit over he is polite but not friendly.

For the last 7 years, I have had my Girlfriend Tina to invite to events and family things or to just visit me in the Sargent's mess for drinks and a game of darts. I treasure her support.