How do you hide Anal toys from your wife or girlfriend?

How do you hide them from your wife or girl friend??

Certainly a very good question. But u have to find a good hiding place. That’s all I can think of. How about a book you cut out a chunk and stick something in there. Oh let me think. See I’ve been on my own. I don’t have to hide. Just put away. Lucky me. And if I get a partner they’ll be like me. No hiding stuff. Girlfriend u say…better find one that agrees. Boyfriend too. Either way. Or a plastic container and towels with your toys in it. And put it where u keep your tools. She won’t go there. I would cos I use tools. But I’d use ur toys too lol 😂 😆 😝 good luck!

Why hide them? Hiding from kids and visitors is one thing. Since we are both anally active why hide anything?

If you need to hide them you are with the wrong person, or need to communicate better with your partner.

Remove the spare tire from your car/SUV/Truck and store them until needed. Hopefully you'll never have a flat…….

Carry one of those emergency tire refills in the glove box.

Just in case…

I hid them in a gym bag in the closet. My wife hid her toys in a gym bag as well. Same bag. Didn’t want the kids to find them.

Agree with @RTdude you need to communicate.

I use household appropriate toy substitutes… cucumbers for dildos/plugs, a 10' length of latex tubing to siphon from a bowl for an enema, coils of wire wrapped to my desired size (wrapped in plastic before inserting), other items that have interesting shaped handles … hiding in plain sight.

Dont need to hide anything from each other, only when a visitor comes or a friend stays overnight.

Just put them in the drawer in the night stand, so they're handy. If she sees them, she may ask to try them…

No hiding from husband and kinky friends. But from vanilla family and friends, most of my stuff is out of view from them. Although I do own several bottle openers that have wooden handles shaped like penises, one is also a whistle.

Reminds me of an evening when I went to visit a friend, female, someone I've known since childhood and remains a close friend to this day. We were hanging out, probably discussing sex which was a common topic for us, comparing experiences and so on.

Sex toys came up and I said something like “how many toys do you have?”, sorta joking, and she went into the bedroom and came back with a shoe box and handed it to me with a smile. I opened it and there were 7 or 8 different dildos in there. At the time I was quite inexperienced, early 20s, and had never used toys myself. I wish I could remember each one. But I recall some were big, some small, one ribbed, a buttplug, another one called a “rabbit pearl” as she said, and at least one vibrator. I didn't spend to much time looking at them, feeling a little bit uncomfortable, not really sure what I was supposed to do other than compliment her on her collection! The obvious thought of course is, Did we ever use them with each other? Strange but, in all the years we've been friends and discussed relationships and sex in detail, we never even kissed. Truth is, we're just friends which is probably why we're still friends. But I do admit to having fantasies about her over the years.

If I'd been a little bolder and maybe stupider on that evening back then, I might have asked her to try one of those toys out on me. You know like “no sex, just teach me how it works”. I have always wondered what she would have said.

My first thought was “Hey, you could hide it up your lovers ass”, but they might notice, especially if you didn't use enough lube. Or, hide it in yours… enough of that.

I hid mine for 30 years, and now regret it deeply. I should have taken a stand. Worst case/best case - I probably would have been spared 30 years of pretense. If I had known about marathon anal masturbation, I probably would have quit looking for a mate. It really does take the sting out of living alone.

But consider: maybe they just need you to lead the way? Maybe the fear of losing you might just prod them into a life of adventure? Or, just leave it on the coffee table.

Inside box of shoes and bags at top of wardrobe….. I think she knows but since she didn't like anal at all I think she just doesn't care about them and my alone play.

Za

I've got a medium size tool bag that I bought from Harbor Freight. It's black and rather non-descript. I originally bought it to use as a lunch and computer bag, but decided to use something else for that purpose. The tool bag is not an odd thing, since I have bags and cases for actual tools, cameras, drones, etc. scattered throughout the house, garage, and workshop. Just in case someone gets curious, I secure it with a small, black combination lock that has a small enough hoop that it will pass through the rings on the zipper pulls. Like some other guys, I think that my wife knows I that I play a little (always by myself 😢), but she either denies or chooses to ignore it.

In a box high up in the garage.

If you need to hide them you are with the wrong person, or need to communicate better with your partner.

Such a naïve idea, as if everything can be fixed by communication or otherwise needs to be blown up and terminated. Typical black and white with no gray in between, all or nothing thinking.

This makes for a very difficult and unfulfilling life because people never really find people who are (even almost) like themselves. There will always be differences.

If you insist on ironing everything out, talking and discussing endlessly over all matters of difference, chances are your relationships will invariably fail because people often don't know when to leave well enough alone. You can't expect to have everything your way.

If someone had been hiding their sex toys all through the years of a long relationship and things were going well, then why would knowing about this suddenly change the person you liked previously? That person hasn't changed at all. Your finding out has changed you. And it is up to you to figure how much importance to attach to finding out.

I thought and the best way to hide sex toy from wife/girlfriend is in ass!

They will never found! LOL

😉

Za

Why hide them? Hiding from kids and visitors is one thing. Since we are both anally active why hide anything?

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If you need to hide them you are with the wrong person, or need to communicate better with your partner.

Not everyone has a partner who is understanding or accepting of ones kinks. Hence why they maybe on Zity.biz because they can be open about what turns them on. Here they are not alone.

Better question is, how do you hide them from your kids when you go to your eternal reward …. whatever that is.

Better question is, how do you hide them from your kids when you go to your eternal reward …. whatever that is.

Our kids, as of right now, are on their own when they have to clean out our stuff. I can not imagine what they will say or do when they go through our stash of toys and equipment. Hopefully they will clean and sterilize some for their own enjoyment. The rest…who knows.

My wife knows we're all my anal toys are that's the easiest way no secrets.

I keep mine locked up at work.

I don't hide them from my partner. I pretty sure she has seen all my toys, even my extreme toys. Like another poster stated, it's the kids I'm worried about. I once posted a thread out here a couple of years ago, what happens to your sex toys after an untimely death? I don't think my kids would be too surprised, but at the same time, not exactly sure this would be how I want to be remembered.

I have two tool bags full of toys plus what hangs out in my nightstand. I have a friend that knows if I kick it they are to come get them. Most of my kids know I have toys and when I'm gone all claim they will burn down the bedroom before going in 😂 big babies.

@Wolfgirl66 who says you cant take it, or them, with you? Then they will be buried for good.

@tommyqwerty

I'll be cremated, and really I have some beautiful leather items that would be a shame to burn those..

@Wolfgirl66 just how do you put those in a will? but who cares what they think after you are gone. And that bull whip would be a loss.

I don't hide them! Well, I do hide them, until its time to surprise MrsFn by revealing them. I buy them to pleasure her!! That is always my goal!!

@DrFn I bet it pleasures you to pleasure MrsFn as well.

@DrFn I bet it pleasures you to pleasure MrsFn as well.

Definitely @gwhap !! Definitely!!!