What is the last sexual thing you bought and where was it it from?

Walmart carries snake bite kits in their outdoor section. It contains 2 soft plastic suction cups and a sharp blade. Toss the blade (you never want to do that to a snake bite), but the suction cups are to die for on the nipples. Used carefully over time those nips will be so large they will not fit in the cups any longer if that is what you are looking for.

Walmart carries snake bite kits in their outdoor section. It contains 2 soft plastic suction cups and a sharp blade. Toss the blade (you never want to do that to a snake bite), but the suction cups are to die for on the nipples. Used carefully over time those nips will be so large they will not fit in the cups any longer if that is what you are looking for.

Thanks for the tip! I have rather large, sensitive boobs and would like to enhance the nips just a bit!

@agracier, the second item that you just put on your bought list was in a foreign language. Can you tell me more about it?

https://www.amazon.fr/gp/product/B07YTW62FL/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

The item arrived today. I took one look at it and decided that yet again, I had wasted my money by buying something that no one in their right mind would ever use on themselves.

It is supposed to be a meatus expander, but the blades that are supposed to be inserted are so large that any sane person trying to do so at home, will surely cause damage and afterwards have a very embarrassing time afterwards explaining to a urologist how it occurred.

In other words, yet another bad purchase, based solely on photos. You'd think I know better than now. All it will ever be used for is perhaps as decoration.

Be wary when buying things on-line.

@agracier Is this something you can grind down?

@agracier Is this something you can grind down?

I don't think so. You would need some serious tools for metal working at the very least, nothing hand held. Besides, the blades are just too wide and large. You'd think it was a device for a horse's penis or something ... ha ha.

It is frustrating to buy sex-toys on-line. Sometimes the devices seem to have been designed for pygmies or the extinct homo floresiensis and others seem designed for a large land mammal.

At least this one wasn't expensive and it will look good on display with other nasty looking medical instruments ... 😃

I bought a new corset.

@gwhap try this one:

Https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=gallery;ox=showalbum;ax=10308

Bought several vibes from Lovesens. Got a good price, as they aren't cheap. All can be used remotely by phone app. looking forward to using on a sub! Reviews and comments I've read rate them highly.

At the same time on ebay, I bought a latex meditation hood, also for a sub. It is a very loose fitting hood with breathing holes, but obviously dumbs sound a little and cuts vision completely.

I bought a new round chrome 52 mm butt plug from Alibaba, order it just before Christmas any it arrived last week. It was 4 weeks from the order date to arrive to my home, open it up and cleaned the plug and pop the plug in.

I bought a new little enema nozzle online, to use on MrsFn. It proved to be a good purchase when we used it for the first time last night.

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Here is another article that I ordered a while ago and has finally arrived:

https://www.amazon.fr/gp/product/B08MWNMDSV/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o07_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

And yet another disappointment. It's not expensive, I've learned never to order expensive sex toys on-line, not without having seen them in real-life beforehand. But I thought this was a promising concept and if the designers had perhaps taken measurements from an average sized modern human, it would have been a fun article.

Instead, I have the feeling they measured several undersized midget dwarves or hobbits. When seen in the light of day the thing is so small as to be unusable. Is it a deliberate con or just inept designing by people too prudish to measure actual real people in their intimate areas?

No idea, but it does get discouraging at time.

I bought a new round chrome 52 mm butt plug ...

Me too ! I was always looking for a nice and comfortable all day jeweled plug and I think I found it 😄

It's a month about that I'm testing it daily with almost zero discomfort and I'm very happy with

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/H550dd6872e6647aaa8d31dae9bcdb69ao.jpg

Anne4joy,

We are also looking for comfortable long wear butt plugs. Where did you get the chrome one pictured?

Thank you,

gdfru

Vibrating nipple clamps as a number of guys I see seem to like that

Large glass butt plug, arrived today - never used a glass one before, super excited to use it over the weekend. ^_^ bought from loveplugs.co - took fair while to arrive, like about 5 working days, but its here now…

I bought two feeldoe‘s from Amazon with a few accessories for wearing them. I’ve never been with another women and have only kissed one during a drunk dare. However I’ve been messaging one online here who had my full attention. If you know, you know.

I bought this awhile ago… GF loves the vibrations on her clit… or… on her G-spot… THEN… she uses it on my prostate! The charge has NEVER let either one of us down! For the price… it's a STEAL! https://www.amazon.com/G-Spot-Rabbit-Waterproof-Rechargeable-Vibrator/dp/B07DQGN3S8?ref_=ast_sto_dp

A red rose and a bottle white Pinot Noir. Very intimate evening! 😃

I found AliExpress and purchased some butt plugs, vibrators etc. The prices were very good compared to domestic companies. The shipping time was usually 3 to 4 weeks. The quality of almost all butt plugs was very poor and most came apart within a few uses. If you have time to wait and don't mind taking a chance on quality this is the way to go. Compare prices and look at several stores.

FYI: One of my 3" wide “real feel” Dildo's began to tear at the back of the base. I tried some of the “Through The Roof” roofing caulking that comes in a caulking tube for about $8.00. Didn't know if it would hold/repair or not, but it did. The Dildo is now repaired, being used, and not tearing back apart where it was repaired. This 3" wide Dildo is attached to a wooden bar stool, and used anally, being bent at tight angles, which is why the back of the Dildo tore….

Just ordered a longer dildo to practice deepthroat on. Love the feeling of the glans of my current realistic dildo at the back of my throat so adding a bit of length.

Just treated myself to Jackson, a huge horse cock from exotic erotics and also allowed myself a butt plug to wear out and about, something I’ve not really done before. A challenge for the summer .. made to order in USA so need to be patient.

@Funfan I say WHOOOOO-that is a huge pony. I believe it has the potential of leaving a tickle in your throat if you succeed in getting that all in. I watched a couple videos and have to say that is quite the challenge.

I believe it has the potential of leaving a tickle in your throat if you succeed in getting that all in.

… me too. I suspect it’d even be a challenge for Raisa/HKJ to get all the way in.

I’ll just enjoy what I can manage. And share piccies here after. 😋

First time ordering from Aliexpress, got the 40cm slink ( this seller https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000253490347.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.78da4c4dXk2T1H). My first depth toy. Quality is decent, appears to be real silicone based on flame test. Definitely do your research and check and compare sellers when ordering from there.

I finally splurged and treated myself to an Arcwave Ion. It wasn't a cheap date but it sure does the job. It's designed in Germany and really made well, engineered more like an instrument than a molded piece of ribbed cheap plastic. I threw everything else in the trash after using this. The best way to describe it is that it's more of a system that gives you the same type of orgasm that a woman gets from clitoral stimulation. I took a gamble on buying it, but it does all it's described to do. It works fast, and once it's magic starts, I get an uncontrollable orgasm like I've never had before. I have absolutely no regrets with this purchase!

Cialis---overseas

Just recently bought a cock ring, a prostate massager, a stroker and a kegel exerciser for my wife, with extra lube, all on LoveHoney.com. $150 well spent. 😃

5 speed prostate vibrator with a remote. Amazon of course.

I just ordered a 10 oz squeeze bulb enema kit with a 10" ribbed nozzle. That should help me start doing some cleansing enemas. Also ordered a set of 8 18 inch urethral sounds so I can start to play and enlarge my urethra. Both from Amazon. Should be here by Friday.