Have you noticed how men get very submissive during a rectal temp taking?
At least this is my experience with my BF.
I notice he's not eating well and he seems a bit tired. "What's wrong, baby?“ I ask as I walk up to him and push his hair out of his forehead," Let me feel you." I press my hand against his forehead and whether he feels hot or not I say “You feel a little warm, honey. Go to bed, I need to take your temperature."
He will argue that he feels fine but I insist that we really need to have him checked. So after a bit of protests he goes and sits down on the bed. I head for the bathroom and retrieve the things I need, the glass thermometer (I prefer Geratherm), a bottle of baby oil and some tissues. He takes off his pants and I instruct him to lay down on his tummy. He does so, reluctantly. I sit down next to him and as he looks nervously over his shoulder, he sees me shaking down the thermometer. He doesn't like to have his fever measured. At this point he is protesting and saying that he doesn't want me to take it "the baby way". He even tears up a little at the sight of the rather big thermometer. I pat his bottom and explain him that it's the most accurate way and that it's not gonna hurt. I push his shirt up a little and tell him to lift his middle so I can pull his undies down a little, only to his thighs.
Then I dip the tip of my finger inside the baby oil and carefully spread his cheeks with my other hand until I can see his quivering little hole. I lube him on the outside and then gently press the tip of my finger inside his anus. He tenses up at this and I have to explain that I'm just applying a bit of oil so it won't hurt when I put the fever thermometer inside. He is so tight back there and so hot. It wouldn't surprise me if he did have a fever. Once he is well oiled, I remove my finger and grab the thermometer. I give it a few more shakes and then spread his cheeks again. "Just relax, baby and hold still for me." I press the metal tip against his hole and gently push the thermometer inside. He whimpers and whines as I do this. "I don't like it", he protests. I still manage to put it in its place. "I know, honey, it will just take a few minutes ok?". I hold the thermometer in place so he won't push it out and my free hand rubs his back and his cheeks soothingly.
And suddenly he's gone completely still. No protests, no whining, and no squirming anymore. He just lays there very still and quiet and lets me do what I have to do. He's become completely submissive. Its so unlike him that I actually become worried and I use my free hand to feel his forehead once again. It does feel a little warm and his cheeks look a little flushed. Maybe its because he is a little embarrased, or maybe he does actually have a bit of a fever. We're about to know.
I take a look at the thermometer that sticks out from his bottom and I can see the mercury line rising. "Two more minutes, sweetheart." I say. I keep rubbing his back and praising him for being so good and letting me do this.
After three minutes I ask him to breathe in deeply as I take the thermometer out. As soon as he feels its out, he rolls on his back. I hold the thermometer against the light. 100,8 *F.
"Oh sweetie, you do have a bit of a fever." I tell him. “Let me clean you up." I put the thermometer aside and grab a tissue. Since he is on his back, I hold his ankles and lift his legs up in the air and push them slightly towards his chest. I carefully wipe his bum and then pull his undies up.
He gets into his PJs and into bed. I leave the thermometer on the nightstand, knowing I will have to check his temp in a few hours again. If he still has a fever before bedtime I will probably have to give him a suppository.
If you like, I can tell you about that one later.