You might be a redneck diaper wearer if

If a "hayride" is a moonshine night cap & your overnight diaper .

Ps bottoms up!

No diapers, but words from a red neck dictionary:

Disagreement - what you are agreeing to

Disapproval - what you currently agree with

Disjoint - the bar you are drinking at

Displace - where you are

Disrespect - the respect you are getting

Distance - the way you are standing

Distain - the stain you are looking at

Distaste - what you are tasting