You might be a redneck diaper wearer if

The seat of your 4wd pickup is stained yellow

Your feet get wet. 😃

jonjon

If you have a disposable out on the line to dry! You might be a Redneck

If you have to buy coveralls two sizes too big just to get them up around your diapered bottom, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you think incontinence means something about the continents

If you wear an extra layers of diapers so you don't have to get out of the deer stand, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

"You must be a redneck diaper wearer if an anatomical bulge is somewhat bigger than it should be!"

If you think rubber pants are something you put over your diaper when you clean the barn stalls you might be a redneck.

If you padded your tail gate with a plastic covered changing mattress.

if you wish they sold disposable diapers in camouflage.

if the reason you missed the "Big One" had any thing to do with the noise of a disable.

if your favorite hat has diaper pins in it instead of fish hooks.

If you wear a diaper to a jeff foxworther show

Maybe if you think a diaper genie gives you three wishes.

Or, if you double up so you won't have to take potty breaks during nascar.

If you have a can of beer in one hand and a bottle of baby powder in the other, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you think Desitin refers to a number value given to a woman's posterior area, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

"The face is a eight, but the ass, Desitin."

If you have the same amount of diapers in your closet as you have fishing stickers on your truck, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If one of your friends has ever thought that the crinkle sound as you sat down was a package of jerky in your pocket, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

A.A.

- if your wife's grocery list reads like this

jimmy dean sausage

pickled pig knuckles

"Ol'Smokehouse jerky

one dozen night crawler

a can of Skol chewing tobacco

milk

bag of Depends

- you might be a red neck diaper wearer

You think taking a midday rest at a different time is a nappy change.

you use baby powder as carpet fresh.

your using desitin as mosquito repellent.

If, as well as holding ammo, your shotgun belt holds up your pants to cover up your diaper; you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you spend more money on your car payment than your mobile home payment, but spend more money on diapers than your car payment; you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

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"The face is a eight, but the ass, Desitin."

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Damn! You guys are getting better! That one completely riffs on Foxworthy!

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Yeah... Foxworthy is one of my favorite comedians.

I'll come up with more soon,

A.A.

If you got a fully stocked cooler on the coffee table, new batteries in the remote, and a triple diaper on so you don't have to move while NASCAR is on, you may be a redneck diaper wearer.

if you convince your husband the reason you still wear diapers is to remind him of your first date, you may be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you keep your stash of diapers where nobody ever dares to go: your tackle box, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you have ever mowed the lawn in cowboy boots, a diaper, and a Charlie Daniels T-shirt, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you have ever gone catfishing and used a dirty diaper as stink bait, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

And if you laughed at any of these AND understood them, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

I'll come up with more soon.

A.A.

You and your buddy bought a case of hand grenades at the army surplus store, You take them up to the huntin' camp to toss a few . He says you gotta pull the safety pin first and you take the pin out of your diaper and still can't figure out what the hell this has to do with throwing grenades, you may be a red neck diaper wearer.

If your sure 4x4 means getting down on your hands and knees and crawling around the house, you may be a red neck diaper wearer.

If your "chew" is a pacifier you might be a redneck diaper wearer

If you own more diapers than George Strait has songs, but you have more fish mounted on your walls than you have diapers, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

If you blamed that "pee stain on the carpet" on the dog you never owned, you might be a redneck diaper wearer.

I'm all rednecked out for now... There'll be more though.

A.A.

You might be a redneck diaper wearer if you have a diaper shelf where the gun rack should be in you 59 pickup.

If you still think the weight on the side of the pack of diapers is the weight that the diapers will hold!

You might be a redneck diaper wearer if you use suspenders to hold your diaper up.

You might be a redneck diaper wearer if you wear your rubber waders when you go to bed.

You might be a redneck, if you do not know which side goes inside and if you use duck tape.

If you use a diaper to absorb the oil leakin from ure john deer tracta, you might be a redneck diaper wearer

If your overalls have snaps on the inside seams!

If your plastic diapers are overstamped with the "Mack Truck" bulldog, or "Peterbuilt".

If you have get-r-done printed on the back

If you motto is, "Time's fun, when i's havin flys!"

Oops, "Did i sayes dat!"

"Yes Oaty, You Did!"

If you have diaper rash but your neck is still more red than your butt is.