Every few years or so I would get paranoid about my wife finding my stash of medfet toys. So I would put my prostate massage devices, exam gown, thermometers, etc. in a garbage bag and toss everything in a dumpster.
Once I missed them, I would begin assembling a new collection; only to toss it a year or two later. I know this is completely irrational, but I did it for years anyway.
But now I have a small duffel bag in the closet containing lube, stainless steel speculums, a stethoscope, a TENS machine with an anal plug and some other toys, all more expensive than the disposable plastic junk I used to buy.
Never really though about needing to get rid of it in case of my untimely demise, though. I guess I'll be dead and unable to really care. I sure as hell wouldn't burden a friend with the task of going into my closet and removing a certain colored, locked duffel bag before my wife or kids cut into it. How awkward would that be? Worse that finding out dad had an unrequited medical fetish and a love of anal play?
Thankfully, there's no stash of porn magazines or internet cache for anyone to stumble across. Any porn I've viewed online was done in an "incognito" window and nothing downloaded on a hard drive. I'm sure a devoted hacker or computer forensics expert could see what I've been looking at (and my conversations here) but it's nothing my hypothetical "widow" would ever suspect or need to be investigated.