Drinking my coffee out of my ass is purely for the edgy kink experience.
I noted someone mentioned Asssmoothies videos below. I had never seen one until I searched around the other day...never knew this was a thing! I found quite a few on Porndigg and watched several...made me want to try that too...but I am getting ahead of myself. The coffee first.
Going into the evening the day before, I was feeling slightly anxious and my curiosity was growing by the hour. When I went to bed, I kept mulling over my plan for the morning:
Wake up, morning exercise, make 2 batches of coffee, clean pump and tubing, make clean out solution (baking soda and salt), get cleaned out, and action
I slept for about 6 hours only...the challenge was messing with me mentally...Will I get cleaned out enough? What will it taste like? Will I gag? Can I do it? Will I stop cuz its gross? Will I vomit?
Do I WANT to do it? YES. My mind always governs my body.
So Morning comes up, used the toilet, exercised, and prepared my coffee. I use french presses with 5 tablespoons of coffee (today was Veranda Light Roast from Starbucks). Also I made sure not to eat anything yet so that my system is empty.
While the coffee cooled, I spend about an hour cleaning my butt out with the baking soda/salt solution and then a few liters of water. By the third liter, the water was coming out clear with hints of mucus but no waste products...I was clean!
I am thinking now is the moment of truth...
I filled up the pump with my first try...little did I know at the time, I didn't actually get one liter of coffee in my ass, it was way less than 3/4 of a liter.
So the coffee is in my ass being retained for 30 min and I chatted with a friend while waiting.
30 min passes and I place one end of my drinking tube in my mouth, take the butt plug out and put the other end of the tube in my butt. Once the tube went in my butt, the coffee leaked out and filled my mouth. Since the tube was clear, I watched the coffee leave my butt, run through the tube and enter my mouth...quite surreal!
At this point my mind was a bit all over the place, I thought, "I'm gonna DO this!" and "I hope I'm clean enough" and "OMG this is crazy disgusting and I am excited" My hands were shaking a bit nervously too.
So I only drank two mouthfuls of coffee from my butt and there was nothing else. I thought, that didn't seem right, there should be more...then I realized didn't fill enough coffee into the pump and I didn't account for my body absorbtion. First attempt FAIL...REDO!
I got cleaned up, made another batch of coffee so now I have over 1.5 liters of coffee ready. I fill up my pump with all of it to account for possible absorbtion. I pumped it in, got the plug in place, now I can feel the caffiene hitting my system a bit while counting down 30 min.
Since I had much more coffee in my butt this time, I carefully removed the plug. I can feel the pressure of the coffee wanting to escape. I made sure to put the hose in my mouth first otherwise, it would have gotten messy in my bathroom. LOL I then put the other end in my butt and the coffee shot out fast into the tube, filling my mouth...GULP...I'm doing it...GULP...GULP...OMG...GULP...GULP...This is a LOT...GULP...GULP...
I could see the anal mucus had mixed in with the coffee a bit too givng the it a salty background flavour. GULP...GULP...GULP...
I knew if I ... GULP... stopped... GULP .... I would likely ... GULP... fail ... GULP ... again ....GULP .... must ... GULP ... power ... GULP ... through! ... GULP ....
I do not remember how many times I gulped, but I could feel my stomach getting full and the coffee was still coming! Barely got the one liter and more... I gagged a little bit and started to feel more of the caffeine jitters. Also since I hadn't eaten anything yet, slightly nauseous cuz of all the coffee. Mental note, IF I ever do this again, I must eat something just before drinking the coffee.
So that was it...I estimated that I drank about 1.5 liters of coffee out of my butt!
It was an emotional roller coaster, I felt anticipation, anxiety, determination, excitement, courage, fear, relief, disgust, helplessness, devotion, and surprise. Many times during the challenge, several of the emotions would come at the same time, such as while planning, I felt disgust and excited, fear and then courage.
Physically, afterwards, I was hungry but full at the same time. I knew I had to eat. I ate a banana, some cereal with milk, a slice bread with PB&J, and drank gatorade to restore electrolytes. I could feel the caffeine running in my system, I was jittery and couldn't stand still, I kept pacing around the apartment...I probably should have taken a long walk outside. Also, I pee'd a LOT! LOL Felt a bit nauseated all evening.
When Cs came home later, I accidentally burped near him and he said he smelled coffee! LMFAO
At bed time it was a disaster, I couldn't sleep...still felt like I had to pee all the time and the caffiene was still working its way through my system. I think I got about 3 hours of sleep scattered through out 7 hours...lots of tossing and turning and weird dreams.
Hope you enjoyed the read...Coffee Butt Challenge done! It will be a LONG time before I try this this again...