Drinking Your Expelled Coffee Enema

Last weekend over coffee in the morning, Cs asked if I would be interested in drinking my coffee in a different manner. I know that each time he asks a question in that manner, he's got something lined up in his kinky head.

So Cs proposed that I get cleaned out with a few large enemas first. Next brew up a liter of my favorite espresso coffee, cool it down and pump it into my butt. Enjoy the feeling of the coffee inside me for 20 mins and then I suck it out with a tube used as a straw.

This got my kinky brain firing in so many directions, I said YES!

I imagine it being like doing ass to mouth, which I've done many times with Cs.

Have any of you tried something like this, drinking something out of your own bum?

Gs

Really?

Any particular reason?????

There is a particular coffee that comes from beans that are eaten by an animal (I don't recall the specifics) and defecated out. The beans are then roasted and coffee is made.

I looked it up and here it is: The most expensive coffee in the world. Cat Poop Coffee.

http://www.most-expensive.coffee

Kopi luwak is the world’s most expensive coffee. The main factor of it’s high price is the uncommon method of producing such a coffee. It has been produced from the coffee beans which have been digested by a certain Indonesian cat-like animal called then palm civet or also civet cat. This is the reason kopi luwak is also called cat poop coffee or civet cat coffee.

Again - I was beaten to the punch.

$35-$100 per cup.

Any particular reason?????

Gs here, from Gs n Cs, I have my own account now... 😃

I don't think I have a particular reason for wanting to try this other than it's a challenge.

When Cs first proposed this to me, it sorta sent my thoughts into all different directions. Whenever my mind gets like that, I just know I've gotta try it at least once! I suppose it all ties into the mental, emotional and physical aspects of drinking coffee from my butt.

I'll share my experience afterwards, if anyone wants to read...

Cat Poop Coffee! I love it!

Indonesia is just a 1 hour flight away for Cs and I. Maybe we'll have to go search for some of that coffee.

Hah! I can have the worlds most expensive enema! Can't let that go to waste...

Since I never drink coffee and don't like it at all, this would never happen in my life. However, since I play solo, I quite often do some ass to mouth play with my toys. Also, there are times following a great clean out (maybe several hours later) that while removing the almost ever present 12" double header from my ass that I will push out a small amount of whatever the fluid is that's in my ass into the palm of my hand. When I verify it looks totally clean, I will definitely lick my hand clean and enjoy it.

To keep this short and sweet, that's just gross. Sorry.

Mashie

@Mashie I admire you for being so polite about your comment! I couldn't think of a sentence that didn't include, "Dangerous, harmful, idiotic, stuck on stupid, and just plain dumb"!

Suck coffee out of my ass sorry not in this lifetime.

You guys are all so squeamish! 😁 😁 😁

Sorry, Ive been puking all week long with the flu or some other sort of bug. Sorry, the thought just made me puke up a little more. Grrrrr.

Mashie

Ewwww... Just ewwwww.

That doesn’t even sound right lol

Sick bastard _ oh, wait a minute, we all are, aren't we?? Lots of online videos along doing similar acts. If you're totally cleaned out - what's the big deal??

I'll pass on that one. But would love to give a deep rim job to a couple women I know. 😜

I love coffee, but not that much! ?☕️???

Coffee is cheap enough to where I'd just make enough to have a fresh cup afterwards.

That sounds gross and waiting for a parasite to happen.

@Switchablesusie lol.

Not a chance--for all the reasons already written.

Eww,

Did you really write that question? You really didn't need to tell anyone that. once again I say EWWW

Closest thing to this and there are videos of ladies doing it. It's called ass smoothie, where a girl (after cleaning her ass out via enemas) will make a smoothie then use a speculum to open their ass and pour in the smoothie. They don't leave it in for long and once it's collected they drink it. There are even videos of ladies eating other things from out of their asses and hopefully they took a few enemas before.

I'm not vary knowledgeable when it comes to eating things from your ass but I can theorize if you clean your bowels well enough this might be less harmful then most think it is. There is always a risk factor when it comes to our kinks how ever small it may be or how great.

If I had to give example, some people into bondage like to force themselves into possibly being caught by someone. People who like enemas, trying fill themselves to bursting point to see how long they can go. It's hard to think straight when your horny. I've seen videos of women (usually) allowing someone to take them butt naked through city streets and allowing just about anything to happen.

I'll say this much so long as that enema you are drinking is not your first filling and that you've taken as much precaution as you can to clean the area before hand. I don't see major cause for alarm. Yes it's not something we like to think about or try because it's not healthy. Let me ask you this then. Is it as strange as eating food off a person's body, taking belly shots off some stranger, or some other situation where you are not completely sure this person washed before hand? How many unhealthy things do we do that we take for granted?

Uhmmmm NO Thanks!!!!! I will stick with Dunkin Donuts!!! Or Tea😃

Can’t recall if I’ve had Dunkin‘ Donuts coffee but I do know I’ve had some coffee that I’d swear on a Bible it came out of someone’s butthole!

While there are a few select women in this world from whose behinds I would gladly drink coffee (or far better, champagne), just to be able to say I'd done it, they are few and far between. Gwen Stefani and Dita Von Teese come to mind. Butt from my own? Not happening.

And that civet cat coffee has got to be animal cruelty. Not a cat in this world who has any need for coffee. You just know they're being force fed those beans.

"This coffee tastes like shit!"

Austin Powers

No Thank You!!!!!!!

I realize the gross factor is pretty high up there. However, I've been cleaning myself out regularly for years now. I'm fairly confident about how well I can clean myself out before shooting the coffee up my bum and then drinking it afterwards.

My plan is to have an early dinner the night before so that everything is fully digested. I am very regular and do my business first thing in the morning.

The usual clean out routine for me is a first round enema of baking soda/salt water, about 1.5 liters. I hold for 30 minutes and then expel. Second and third rounds are just water both about 1.5 liters. Usually by then I am expelling clear fluids. Just in case, I'm planning to do a forth round of water enema just to be double clean. 😃

After waiting a short period, I can prep the coffee and shoot it in my butt. I'm supposed to wait 30 mins before putting the tube in and drink the coffee straight.

Well, that's the plan...just waiting for a free day in my schedules.

Each to their own and if you enjoying tnthen great, but can't say it's something I'd be keen to try in a hurry.