Morning Enema

I am NEVER constipated. As a matter of fact part of my morning routine is a good dump right after breakfast. Well, this morning, I felt a trememdous urge before breakfast. Not wanting to be distracted while I ate, I went to the john. Tremendous urge, tiny poop! "Well, that's odd. Guess I'll go eat." Well, the moment I took the last bite --another tremendous urge. Rushed to the can. Much straining, tiny poop. As I started getting my clothes ready for work, I just felt out of sorts. "Maybe an enema would help." Usually an enema session for me is when my wife is away and amounts to two or three bags at a leisurely pace. A whole evening. This morning, she was already gone. "How about a quick enema?" I have rheumatoid arthritis, so mornings are rough and getting up and down from the Simms position was out of the question. So, I got my shower chair and sat it by the commode. I filled the drugstore combination syringe with clear, warm water; put on the douche nozzle drilled on the end for better flow; lubed up with a pleasant cocoa butter handcream; sat on the shower chair backward with my ass hanging off and got started. After only a third of a bag I needed to go --probably because I was sitting up. Well, I went and then came back for the rest of the bag. Inserted the nozzle without re-lubing --the harder it is to get it in, the harder it is for it to slip out. I sat there, hands-off, and let it run in from hanging high on my shower door. It felt really good. When it was all in, I eased the nozzle out until the bulb end was planted against the inside of my ass, like a small stopper. I just relaxed for about ten minutes, then let it out until I sort of reached a stopping place. Wiped, flushed and got up and shaved, and dried my equipment and put it away. Then came the final urge. I sat down and had a very satisfying emptying. I put the chair back in the shower, sat down for a nice hot shower and pounded my pud. What a great way to start the day! I relearned that a simple one-bagger can really have a nice effect on your sense of well-being. Enemas don't have to be a big production to be very good.

As a follow-up,I forgot to mention that I didn't turn out to be constipated this morning. Even with the enema, I didn't drop a single turd, just nasty liquid. I was just not F.O.S. as I usually am in the morning. So, I recon the good, healthy feeling came from "getting the poision out of my system" just like Mom used to say. I think I'll use the left over coffee next time.

My wife left her douche bag hanging in the shower when we first got msrried. I gave myself an enema every morning while taking a shower. She never knew. I love the smell of the latex rubber and douche smell. If we took a shower together i gave her a douche if we had intercorse the night before. She loved the help. I also loved it.

I have received morning enemas at the time of just feeling the urge to go on my own and it definitely has a very different intense wonderful feeling, having to hold in the enema when you already have to go!

I feel hornier in the mornings and the enema bag needs my attention then!!

I take a morning enema every other morning while showering, although I really prefer to take enemas in the evening like the French of old. Regardless, it is nice to have a clean feeling morning or evening. 😄

My mom would generally give me an enema in the morning if i was sick in bed and unable to go. I'd be put to bed with an enema in the evening if I had been cranky all day because of constpation. I alternate between the two times now.

I like enemas. Morning, afternoon or evening. But to take an enema in the morning before work will clean you out and eliminate using the toilet at work. Also I think it adds an extra bounce to your step.

Jagson

Sometimes I get up a little earlier for a 6AM enema. Usually I take it sitting on the toilet and then shower so I feel clean both in and out before going to work.

Morning, afternoon, evening is just fine (remember I like to give not receive). But for the morning enemas I have to be up early and be organized to get in before the kids wake up and ask too many questions. But they are an excellant way to start off your day.

I take an enema every morning, it just seems to make my day go allot smoother.

I Like the evening, right before bed. I sleep like a baby all night after.

I often take enemas in the morning. I am retiered so I have time enough. But I also use other times in the day, when I feel for it, and that is very often. I use series of 4- liters cleen water enemas.

In the morning it is really good to start with a slow-running. I use to put the irrigator, 2 liers on the nightboard, only some inches higher than my ass, and let it fill very slowly, when I try to relax and muy be sleep a litle more. After half an hour it use to be empty, and I can walk to the bathroom and refill the irrigator, without to take the nozzle out of me.

But this time I have to hold the irrigator higher because of the return-stream.

And this time it only take a minute to fill me up with the rest.

In the bath-room I use to fill up some more, a liter or so,(together 5 litersor 5,5 quarts before exspelling. 😜

It is a wonderful morning-time, and I can return to bed mastribating before breakfast.

What a wonderful life.

I love enemas in the morning better than any time but I always need to pee of pten at work. Seems to be the only problem so far.

Its a great way to get your coffee or tea

Taking a morning enema while I shower before work makes for great workday

I just love my morning, daily enemas. The only downside is not wanting it to stop, and taking too much time to get out the door. I'm lucky in the fact that I own my own company and being a little late isn't the end of the world. But people do have to wait sometimes. That morning traffic is just nasty isn't it.

When it is just me, giving myself an enema, I prefer first thing in the morning. 2 quarts includung 3 cups of coffee in the bag. It seems to help get me going, just have make sure there is a place to pee in my travels.

Sometimes I get up a little earlier and do a morning enema. Usually, I take my time and relax with it and masturbate or get oralled (my favorite), but if I just want a quickie in the morning, I can do a 2 or 2 1/2 quart enema from filling the bag to completely expelling it in 10 minutes before my shower. Cleaning the bag and tubes is usually done in the shower, with the exception of a double balloon rectal catheter, which I don't usually use for morning quickies. The double balloon rectal catheter has to be cleaned in the sink and the valves kept dry. If you're systematic and have everything at hand, it really doesn't take long to have a great start to your day.

Susie, I always take a morning enema and if I am running late, I will take it while showering, saves time.

Being home all day Ican enjoy a nice enema anytime the urge hits. I do find that one first thing in the morning does make the rest of the day more enjoyable. Add some coffee to it and it is a good eye opener

Since you have arthritis, you might want to try a coffee enema in the AM. Really gets rid of thoses aches and pains.

klyster3

Every morning.

Bob

Oh yeah! I did three this morning. The first was 2 1/2 qt in laying bed and then holding it for 15 minutes.

I just delight in starting my mornings with a little 2 cup coffee enema, held about 15 minuites. Of course later I'll usually enjoy THE REAL THING!. But that delightful small amount of rectal pressure as I fix breakfast and answer my emails is, indeed, a fine way to start the day! YEA - morning coffee enemas! 😁

I have had many enemas in the morninig on weekends,however,the enemas gave me a feeling of depletion and less energy.I find nightime enemas very relaxing before bedtime,therefore,I prefer evening enemas.Let the good times flow.w/m72yrs/W.MA

A morning enema goes great with my "morning wood." There's nothing like a solid erection to play with while the warm water goes in.

I usually always take my enemas in the morning. Right after everyone leaves the house and I have had my morning coffee and read the paper, it is into the bathroom for a big hot soapy enema and a shower or nice hot bath. A very relaxing way to start the day. Right now I prefer to drink the coffee and fill my butt with hot soapy water but I am thinking I may give that coffee enema thing a try sometime. (smile)

I note that this discussion centers around time, that is morning or evening,

for your enema. Like Mae West, why not take one in the morning another in

the evening. That way you have the whole day covered.

No matter what the time of day might be, I always find my enemas satisfying.

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k2mmw

Definitely in the mornings. First two enemas and expell. Third enema I keep it inside me and have a coffee and read the headlines of the newspaper. Walk around. Get the clothes I'm going to wear out of the closet, and only then, after some 20 minutes I expell it and then I shower and shave.

Morning enemas are wonderful but I had to stop my morning session. Did a three enema series, then went on my treadmill for my morning walk. Had to stop too many times due to the retained water.