I have never written about this before. When I was in college I dated the girl who later became my wife. At first she liked me a lot, but since there was such an age difference, she did not seem to want to become romantic with me. Although it seemed like she did like me. alot
Anyways, I was trying to win her affection. She was becoming an environmentalist and I have been one since I was a kid, so she was fascinated with my knowledge and skills.
We camped a lot and I tried my best to impress her with my mountain-man skills.
One day we were at a park with an awesome falls. A very popular place.
Many people on the one trail to and from the falls to the parking lot. About a two mile walk.
So we went off trail looking for spring flowers and we were crawling really slow on our hands and knees looking at everything on the ground. Bugs and mushrooms. The area was thick brush. Some blackberries but lots of vine y low bush like stuff.
We came up on a big slug, and she said, “oh gross. Get rid of it.”
well I have lived in the mountains my whole life, so I knew that slugs dont really care about people if you dont bother them too much. I told her that they are really friendly animals and he will lick you if you put your hand in front of him. Lick might not be the right term, but she wouldnt so I put my hand on the ground about an inch in front of the slug. He backed off as he sensed the heat, I guess, and then after awhile, he started forward again. When he got to my hand he stuck out his, whatever it is—maybe his proboscis?
And he licked me some and then just started crawling up onto my hand.
She was fascinated! Her young innocent face—she was 18—was just lit up with thrill!
And this whole thing took a long time. Slugs move on a different time scale than we do. And while we were playing many tourist walked past about fifteen feet away on the trail, but the brush was so thick that they could not see us at all. We could only see their feet if we put our faces on the ground. And we could hear them. They were close. Fifteen feet.
So she put her hand in front and in like ten minutes the slug started touching her. She just lit up! I have never seen such a huge smile. God she was a goddess.
I pulled her face to me and kissed her. After she was done playing with the slug she pointed to the side of us and said, “lets go over there.”
it was an opening so it was in the sun. we crawled over there and when she got to the sun spot she started kissing me.
Hard
I could still hear the voices and we could look up and see the sky and sun, but the brush blocked the view from the trail.
She whispered, “they cant see us?” I said, “no, not unless you stand up.”
she pulled her shorts off and pulled me to her and we had much too short sex. I was so aroused by that point that I just couldnt hold out.
It was awesome. We could hear the tourists and see their feet, and once almost at climax, a couple stopped on the trail right next to us and talked about the woods. I was terrified that they would get the same idea I had, but they just moved on after awhile. But it was hot. They talked about how beautiful the woods were and the girl had the most attractive calves in cute hiking boots.
I exploded.
And thirty years later my wife still always brings that adventure up.