I had quite the experience once back in the early 1980's, back when you could still find an assortment of enema equipment in a few mom and pop type drug stores. I was maybe 21 or 22 years old, on a road trip during my college years when I stopped at a small drugstore in Vermont. Clearly, it had been there for a long time based on the old fashioned sign and the furnishings inside- lots of old dark wood cabinets with glass windows, wooden shelves stacked with all manner of drugs, sundries, shampoos, braces, and rubber goods. I walked over towards the back corner, where there was a sign indicating "sickroom supplies," and saw that it was kind of in disarray. There were boxes stacked on the floor, items mixed up on the shelves, and the lighting was poor. After poking around a bit, I reached for a dusty box that said "combination syringe," when I was startled by the pharmacist. "Can I help you, young man?" he said in a friendly manner. He was a short, stout older fellow, maybe in his 60's with a graying, short black hair, glasses, and wearing an old fashioned pharmacist's white smock. "Um, I'm looking for the stuff for, ah, ah, taking an enema," I stuttered nervously. I put down the box. "They gave me a list at the clinic," I finished, handing over a typewritten list. The list was something like this:
Rubber enema bag with a capacity of 2-3 quarts.
Rubber colon tube, #28-34.
Ivory liquid soap.
Measuring spoons.
Bath thermometer.
KY Jelly.
Rubber gloves.
"Well," said he. "Everyone needs a little help now and then. I think we have everything you need." With that, he reached over to the box I'd put down and opened it. "We have several kinds of enema bags, this one's a combination bag. You can use it as an ice bag or hot water bottle as well, " he said,
holding up the bag, and attaching the tubing. "You just connect the tubing to the bag to give an enema." By now, I noticed several other shoppers in the store were watching, and I started to get embarrassed. "We also have enema cans and fountain syringes, for enemas and douching only, as well as folding bags for travel. Any idea of which you'd like?" As he spoke, he continued to open boxes, displaying each item for all to see. "Uh, I'm kind of on a budget. What's the least expensive?" I said softly, as I grew more embarrassed. I thought everybody in the store was watching now. Reaching towards the back of a bottom shelf, he pulled a small blue and white box out , saying "this one's been here for ages, but it's still in good shape. I'll give to you for the price on the box ($4.50). How's that? It's a travel syringe, but it holds over 2 quarts." "That's fine," I said glancing at the door. I really wanted to leave ASAP. He seemed to catch my mood as he said "I'll get the rest of your things, just meet me at the back counter."
When he returned to the counter with the thermometer, KY, gloves, spoons and soap, I placed my new enema bag in the shopping bag with the rest of the stuff, and reached for my wallet. Just then he exclaimed, "Oh. I almost forgot your colon tube. They're in the back." With that, he left me at the counter, and I could swear I heard the woman behind me in line snicker. The next thing I know, here's the pharmacist approaching the counter with a handful of red colon tubes actually swaying from his hand. "What size do you want, he says." I couldn't believe it! I croaked "the medium one," and he put in in the bag. Then he said "have you ever used one of these?" "No," I said. He continued "Just go slowly, use enough KY, and don't force it. Insert at least a foot, but a foot and a half is better. And if you've already got that in, try for two feet." At this point, I was so mortified with embarrassment, I just wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear. I paid him in cash, then turned around to see that the women in line behind me had indeed heard everything, judging by the amused expressions on their faces. I beat my way out of there, and once in my car inspected my purchases: A Davol Travelfold latex fountain syringe, a Davol #32 colon tube, thermometer, KY Jelly, gloves and spoons.