Paypal Enema
So I'm two days late with my gastro ordered, weekly "regularly scheduled enemas". I hadn't wanted to do it on Fri. like I'm supposed to. I just recovered from a near blockage a few weeks ago.
My roommate finally left (though he's told me he doesn't mind if I do that in front of him. He's admittedly curious and even brought a twin pack of Fleets home about a month ago. He hasn't used them yet, they're on his shelf in the bathroom. I have 2 thermometers,2 jars of Fleet glycerine suppositories, adult and pediatric, a box of Babylax liquid glycerine suppositories, a box of Feverall acetaminophen suppositories, gloves KY jelly, mineral oil, Vaseline, pen & pad, penlight and digital camera
(I like to make Daahchtor (sic) kits for fun. I keep an emergency roadside Dahctor kit in my truck. If I come upon an accident, I might not save a life, but those involved will be very accurately measured and will arrive at the trauma center with clean bowels.
Anyway Im finally lying there about halfway through a not so easy enema. The phone rings. I have to answer, its PayPal whose holding my money and ive hassled w for weeks.
I have to go through the whole technical processes etc, while slowly filling when the bag finally went flat, wed barely started on the phone. I did have to laugh when the guy said "can you hold a little longer"
Though I'm still battling with PayPal, I learned 2 things,
1) Being that pissed took my mind off the enema completely. So Paypal is good for at least something.
2) Next time I hear "your expected hold time is longer than 20 minutes" I WILL BELIEVE IT