Have you had a real life erotic hospital experience?

Unfortunately health interrupted play again and another 10 days in the hospital? New residents, new nurses. And wow! What is your experience?

In real life, the hospital is about the LEAST erotic place I can think of, but that's just me.

Hospital is certainly not a place I would consider erotic.

I can imagine that when you go to the hospital for someting minnor that jou can find something erotic more easely. But finding the hospital erotic....... I think not.

The only two hospital experiences I have had as a patient were for childbirth.

Despite the fact that there is nothing that gives people more access to your genitals for an extended time, NO, it wasn't erotic at all.

Get real. It isn't erotic when you are in the hospital for real treatment when the stakes are high. You are too involved in hoping everything turns out alright.

Well I posted this in another place, but yes , when I was 12, and even though I loved enemas, for reasons unknown I resisted when nurse tried to give me an enema with one of those big clear enema bags, she went and got 2 other nurses, who proceded to hold me on the edge of the bed, in the diaper position while the first nurse gave me the enema, I was weak and tried in vain to get loose, I was crying as I acheived my first ever orgasm, it is something I will NEVER forget, I resisted the other enemas that I received during my stay, was held down, but did not get the same results, too bad....lol.

Hospitals smell awful.. not my favorite place at all

Yes.there is a play hospital in Germany at www.fetishklinik.com

Its great.

I've got to agree, (real) hospitals are NOT erotic - when you're actually involved (you, a relative, a friend) your attention is elsewhere.

On the other hand, when you're roaming around inside your imagination, I can think of very little that doesn't call up some of the most erotic activities imaginable. (At least for me).

When I was a young teen I volunteered at a local hospital. The majority of volunteers were young teen girls. There were indeed erotic encounters in stairwells, elevators and once, very memorably, in an exam room.

I had triple-bypass surgery back in 2008. I had a funny and somewhat erotic experience 2 days after my surgery. The physical therapist was walking me around the hospital to build up my strength. We went down this one hallway where an older lady was having some issues trying to walk with her walker. She accidentally caught her gown in the wheel and pulled it right off. All three of us are just staring at each other. I said that I usually have to pay a cover charge to see nudity like that. We all laughed and the older lady told me to give her some money too! When I got back to my room, my imagination took over and I pretended to be her doctor and visualized examining her. This made my remaining hospital stay a little more barable!!! lol

Not unless you count having a very hard penis that was caused by my prostate being pushed on by a catheter. I must say that that erection was one of best feeling erections that I had ever felt.

Back in the mid 80's I had to have surgery on my left hand due to having "Trigger Finger". Once the surgery was over, a nurse was wheeling me back to the day surgery suite so I could get dressed and leave. While wheeling me back, she took a wrong turn ans was going to put into a ladies restroom. I made a comment that she "had taken a wrong turn and that wasn't my room,' and she said "I don't know about that. You can have a lot of fun in a restroom with the door locked!"

When i was in hospital long time ago, i think i was about 15 or 16, there was one nurse who looked very sexy. I think she was an trainee or something so because she wanted to earn reputation she granted us every wish :-)

She looked so sexy i always started to masturbate immediately after she left the room. One time she came back in the room only five seconds later and i tried to hide my hard-on. I'm sure she knew what i did because of her strange smile at this time..

Erotic; no, but I've had some enjoyable moments. Anesthesia induction, sedation, a few enemas. As others mentioned, I'be been too interested in the results most times to really let go and enjoy the moment. In retrospect, I can fantasize about certain aspects now however.

I was in my mid-20s and having smoache issues. My doctor admiited me to the hospital for some tests, one of them was getting a barium enema. I had to have series of enemas to clean me out before the procedure. I was taken to a treatment room that had an adjustable table and a toilet. The nurse who was going yo give me the enemas was a stern looking mid-aged woman. I was filled with dread and excitment at the same time. She had me get up on the table wearing just a skimpy open backed gown. I felt totally helpless and under her control which was a turn on. First thing she told me to do was lie on my back and hold my legs up behind my knees in the diaper position.She told me she need to shave my anal area which added to my embarassment. She shaved it clean and then started a series of retention enemas, by the third one I had an orgasm.

The brain, they say, is the body's biggest sex organ. Gotta be true. During my first and only time as a patient in a hospital -- for removal of wisdom teeth (med ins. would pay if done in the hospital, but not otherwise) -- I was, at age 28, a right horny fellow. Erotic possibilities abounded. First, the intake exam. The doctor signed off with nothing more than an interview. I had hoped that he would have me naked on the exam table for a thorough going-over. Checking into the hospital, the nurse told me I had to take a shower or a bath. I protested that I had taken a shower at home just before going to the hospital. She told me that, if I didn't take a shower right then, by myself, she would have someone give me one. I complied, but often wondered in the years that followed how much more interesting (erotic) it would have been had I refused. The next morning, a pretty young female nurse and two male attendants came to my room to take me, on a gurney, to the OR. They found me wearing my own pajamas, whereupon they told me that I had to take them off and put on the hospital gown (which I guess I was supposed to have found the night before in a bed-side stand). I removed the tops, donned the gown, then removed the bottoms. Dumb me. Exhibitionist as I am, I should have taken my pajamas off completely; I should have folded them and placed them in the drawer while completely naked, taking my sweet time; then I should have asked the nurse to help me into the gown. Another opportunity missed. After the surgery a nurse asked me to pee for her. Had something to do with restoring urinary function after anaesthesia. I stood down at the side of the bed, lifted my gown, took hold of my penis and tried to relieve myself into the container she held in front of me. This by itself was not erotic, either then or in future imaginings. What was erotic at the time, andafterwards, was the threat that, if I was unable to pee within the next few hours, the nurse would have to push a catheter into me. Would that I had had the foresight not to force pee, just to have the first-time experience of a nurse forcing a tube into my (erect?) penis. Meanwhile, at some point, a nurse appeared, drew the curtain that separated me from my roommate, and asked if I would like her to rub my back. I saw no reason to refuse the offer, and so it happened, but in retrospect it occurs to me that the nurse was inviting me to ask for something more. I don't recall anyone ever having paid so much attention to my roommate (an elderly man who had recently undergone an operation on his anus). Yet another missed opportunity?

I do understand why others can't imagine having an erotic experience in a hospital, and I usually feel the same way.

Nonetheless, I did have a full erection while being shaved down there for surgery. It was embarrassing at the time but now I do look back on it as an erotic experience and I get turned on just thinking about it.

I had a bout of food poisoning when I was in my late teens. I had become dehydrated and was hospitalized for a couple of days getting IV fluids, etc. My girlfriend paid my a visit and gave me a very rememberable hand job. I could not talk her into taking her clothes off and hopping onto the hospital bed.

Gretchen, when you got home did you masturbate thinking about it? Annab

I think it really depends on why you are there and if your nervous or not. If you are dealing with a serious issue then of course you are not going to have any fetish related turn ons etc. I have been to the hospital after fainting for no apparent reason. So my visit was pretty stress free, I was not really worried about anything. Aside from being extremely bored waiting for hours on end to see different doctors, I did get somewhat turned on when the emergency room techs gave me an ecg. just the act of me laying on the bed and the submission that goes with it was a turn on. But the main thing that turned me on is that they did not ask me to expose my torso but just reached over and pulled up my shirt and just hooked everything up without asking. I think that's just how it's done in the ER. It would probably be different if you went to a doctors office where everything is more formal. But it was a real turn on to just lie there and have my shirt pulled up and having two techs just touch me where every they needed.

Well i had just had a proceedure and i was required to change gurneys the nurses flipped back the covers and exposed my self they both smiled . As i went back to the hospital and saw them they smiled and winked at me, well i would always blush but i would get hard and i wondered how it would have been if something more would have happened ..

When my wife was admitted to have our son she had to be catheterized and stay on bed rest until she had her c-section. The night before we kissed an she got horny so I fingered her clit while she gave me head laying on the bed, I even came in her mouth! And I also have to say that while I do not get aroused thinking about my wife with another man, all throughout her pregnancy seeing a nurse or her doctor checking her cervix used to give me a hard on. The nurse checked her cervix an hour or two after she blew me and I always wondered if she could notice my wife's pussy was wet.

Well a cath taken out by a mean ugly nurse...but se already seen me nekkid the night before as my IV fell out and soaked the hospital gown and she stayed in the rom while I changed into a new one. Wasn't really a turn on.

When I read Leah's excellent account of his wife's stay in the hospital, it brought back a long forgotten memory of a girlfriend that I had in college in the 70's that was admitted to the campus infirmary for something like mono or some other contagious disease. I was allowed to see her because they must have thought that either I was immune or already had it from her. I remember she was the only one in the room and she was sitting cross legged on the bed when I came in. She wasn't feeling real bad but she still couldn't leave so I sat down on the bed next to her and after a while my hand started to slowly advance up her leg. When I got under the hem of her nightgown and she didn't try to stop my, I continued on my merry way until I hit the flaxen shores of her womanhood. She still merely continued to hold a conversation with me so I further advanced on the trenches and proceeded to try to make her forget that she was in a medical setting at all. After a few minutes of trying to carry on a fluid conversation with me, she grew silent, tensed, then withdrew my hand and continued the discussion where she left off. She did not try to reciprocate and I did not expect her to because the door was open and we were just lucky no one came in and disturbed us. Alas, she ended up leaving me for an old high school boy friend. Thank you Leah for bringing back the memory.

The only erotic hospital erotic real life incident was when i decided to go to the gum clinic as i have a med fettish, i requested to speak to a female doctor we talked about my situation, she explained that she will have a look at my willy and have a look in and around my bum i remember her pulling down my foreskin looking under my balls and up and down my shaft she did stick somthing in their which hurt a bit to take a urine sample, but i tried my hardest not to get an errection when she was done she asked me to lay on my side and to take my knees to my chest i felt her spread my bum cheeks and look in my bum hole it felt wonderfull having this doctor check my bum, she stuck some sort of tube thing in my bum to get a specimin from my anus that is the only time

Years ago I contracted Hepatitis A in Mexico. I was quite sick and had to be hospitalized for about three weeks. During that time I was washed three times a week by a nurse aide. She washed me very slowly all over but especially my penis. Having a circumcised penis was rare in Mexico and I wonder if that was just a fascination for her or whether she was just a world class tease. She would lather my penis up and slowly stroke the penis up and down, up and down very, very slowly until it was good and hard and close to kumming, then she would stop and rinse it off. Several times I "finished the job" after she left. But she always left with a wink and knowing smile as she passed through the door without ever, ever saying a single word. Adios, sweetheart! I miss you!!!!

I have unfortunately had three hospital stays in,the past few months. Nothing terribly erotic to report, but a few hot young male residents paid me some visits. And I think that one of the male nurses was flirting with me a bit, but nothing more than hanging out in my room to visit...

One's own illness is never fun or erotic.

And if it's bad enough to require a hospital visit, or stay, then one's mental bandwidth is too crowded by thoughts pertaining to getting better, costs, lost time, work, worried family, etc.

Erotic pleasure - at that time - is far, far away.

However!

When one returns home from the hospital, the fantasy opportunities are endless as the mind replays:

- all the examinations

- the feelings of helplessness as the professionals did their work efficiently and often painfully. This pain, in retrospection, is now pleasure!

- the anxiety of the diagnosis

- the prescriptions

- the injections - oooh - specially the injections.

(Don't know about everyone else's experience, but in my country, a hospital visit/stay means injections are guaranteed!)

and much more.

Now that one is home and feeling better, there are often injections that have to be continued for a few days more. These are give at the local clinic.

More pleasure!

I now think back on the beautiful women I would have encountered during the stay at the hospital:

- the nurses

- the doctors - yes, some of them can be very, very hot!

- fellow patients (female only) one got a glimpse of in the wards, rooms, or being taken for tests, surgery, etc

- some of the female attendants: family, friends of other patients, with worried looks on their faces

These form another, very exciting, bunch of erotic fantasies.

Here, I am in command. I am the doctor and all these gorgeous women become my patients.

I give them examinations and always prescribe painful injections.

Now this part of the real hospital visit is certainly erotic!

Well its always fun or nice to be cared for by nurses and doctors etc. but if your in that position then something must really be wrong and not good !!! but if you are in need of medical care i'm sure there would be moments when that could be enjoyed ?