Men posing as women on zity

Strange people, Yes! We are all weird in the eyes of the rest of the world, but the ONE THING I never wanted to do (there are a couple others, but this is definitely near the top) is to pretend to be a woman. Anyway. It’s dumb, and I know the ladies have to watch out for it. I got taken in once when I was looking for medical fetish play (It was NOT on this site). Very annoying. What’s worse, there’s nothing that spoils your afternoon more than seeing some guy when you expected a woman. Talk about ruining an experience. I’m still annoyed when I think about it. And PRETENDING? I didn’t choose my gender, but I’m deliriously happy with it. I think women, in general, are beautiful creatures, and I find most of them quite attractive. Now what I love to do with/to them is (some of it) pretty weird, but I suppose there’s no accounting for taste, right? Speaking of taste, I often see posts like, “do guys really like to perform oral sex?” Well, it’s definitely not as unusual as some of the stuff I’ve done, and yes, I do like it. A lot. Conversely, and strangely enough, I’m not really attracted that much to blowjobs (why it’s called “blow” when what actually happens is sucking, I have never been able to figure out). Now a blow job with prostate massage, that’s a different subject altogether, and if I’m providing an oral sex experience to a woman, I will place a couple fingers in her rectum and massage the back area to heighten her pleasure, and my own. It just adds to the fun. For me. Sometimes the sounds they make are quite entertaining, other times it’s merely gasping, and if they don’t like that part, it rarely spoils the rest. At my age, and considering what I like to do, a “tongue-lashing” can be a lot of fun for all concerned. Hope you fine ladies are having a good day. For a woman, a good day is nearly always a wet one. Sorry about the fake women. Now for your next enema…