Ideas on what I can stick up my ass!?!?

Hey Girl @JillyBot..... Wecome ! You might wanna try those orange circus peanuts.....

@Rigel If my first husband had not turned out to be an absolute basket case it would have been a fun marriage. I cajoled him into anal, he was dubious, but soon warmed to it and it could have progressed to an anal-only agreement at some point. I've yet to meet his equal when it comes to getting railed up the ass. Normal girth but lengthwise he was a freak of nature.

I have only this very specific regret about dumping him.

@pervertedoldlady just noticed you’re new to Zity, welcome aboard! You’ll find lots of interesting and diverse members (other pervs and wierd people) and topics here. Enjoy!

I hate lima beans so that is a no no with me either eating or the other! Ugh!!. I think I will stick with enema nozzles, toys, suppositories, Thermometers, fingers, and my husband's Woody. Denise

A big laugh reegarding the only thing you miss after you dumped your husband peverted old lady and welcome to this exclusive (or maybe better put inclusive club). I guess the reasons why is another story for another day!! Denise

I distinctly remember a day when I was a teen (I'd already played doctor with my bff at that point) and my mother came home from shopping. I watched as she unloaded the groceries and I saw a big bunch of carrots and - so naughty- the first thing that popped into my mind was where I could put one of those. There were enough that I felt OK taking one to my room later, she wouldn't notice it missing, and using it in my bottom. With vaseline of course.

A bar of Marseille soap like this one, but with rounded corners, is very satisfying. If you want a burning sensation, soak it in warm water for 10 minutes.

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The butthole is tight for a reason. For me, anything more than anal beads is uncomfortable. I used to get off with rectal thermometers, but I can hardly feel them anymore. I’m looking for something that tingles, without stretching or being uncomfortable. I can’t find that “sweet spot.”

Like all of you I also like to insert something into my rectum. I worry though whether I can expel the object once it passes my anal sphincter. I have inserted a cork from a Champagne bottom after lubricating it and my anal passage with Vaseline. I pushed it right inside my rectum and was worried until I was able to expel it out of my rectum. I would love to you and anal plug but I am embarrassed to buy one as my wife would discover it.

Putting a flower in my ass is a big turn on for me. Putting a flower in another man's ass is an even bigger turn on.

There are so many things you can put in your ass, just don't forget that most if these can be lost inside or you get yourself an injury, so be safe, play safe and have anal fun