How do you hide Anal toys from your wife or girlfriend?

I can understand this, It seems sad in a way though

I would think that from a young age onward, everyone learns through experience that just because you are friends with someone, however intense, that does not mean that you both have to like, enjoy or tolerate exactly the same pleasures in life.

There has to be leeway in a relation/friendship but unfortunately not everyone seems capable of allowing for this.

Adults should know that some things are best left unsaid/unknown/hidden. It's an offshoot of the old saying that 'familiarity breeds contempt'. I don't wish for everyone to be familiar with me to an intimate degree. It can be the cause of many misunderstandings and lost friendships or broken marriages.

Maybe it's too Freudian in a roundabout way. Confiding something intimate is not liberating. The truth shall not set ye free, no matter what it says at Langley, Virginia ... ha ha.

I mentioned before we both kept or toys in the same gym bag in the closet. We lived next to a high school, and one day some kids (we assumed) broke in our house during the day while we were at work. They ransacked our bedroom and the only thing we found missing was our gym bag with the toys in it. My wife was too embarassed to call the cops. Within a few weeks we upgraded our sex toys and put locks on the windows.

I'm a gym back in the back of a shelf in the garage. Easy to get and stays well hidden the rest of the time.

If I have a wife or girlfriend that I have to hide my toys from, I have screwed up very badly in the wife/girlfriend selection process.

I'm glad others share this dilemma. So, my wife knows I have toys, and she has used some of them on me....mostly under duress. However, since she has lost much of that interest, the collection has grown (exponentially) and she might be a bit taken back at some of the new ones :-). Today the night stand drawer is the repository...along with a tote in the closet.....but the haphazardly placed pajamas are doing a sub-par job of covering up the stash. Doesn't any company make a decent sized lockable tote / box that doesn't scream out from the outside that it is loaded with plugs, dildoes, eStim, lube and sleeves?

If not, I see a business opportunity.....as there seem to be quite a few folks in this predicament.

When many here are discussing the articles of pleasuring, I cannot help but think of the many computer drives I've had to scour through...and what has been on them is truly eye-opening. People need to really learn about cleanliness...not just their bodies, but serious software tools for their hard drives.

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Pelican makes some really good cases that are lockable, damn near unbreakable, and look like a common piece of luggage. Or, the big totes look like big totes. Mighty fine cases, I have several of them for traveling with audio and video gear. Not cheap, but very good.

I hide them not only from family members but from others that may be visiting. I hide them in a closet in a suit case. A bit of a pain to dig them out but it has worked so far

No need to hide anything as we are both into toys and really anything sexual. We enjoy sharing.

I have a black leather bag that I use to store all my toys in. I also keep my glycerin, cayenne pepper, beer, molasses in the bag. All nozzles are stored in zip lock bags after cleaning. Everything is stored in a crawl space out of site...

A flexible storage box that looks innocent enough under the bed and a TSA type three digit code lock from a luggage does the job. Hiding in plain sight !

I’m pretty lucky, I don’t really have to hide anything. My wife gets just as excited as I do when a new toy shows up, and we’re both eager to try it out together. If that wasn’t the case, we probably wouldn’t be together.

We do try to keep stuff out of sight when friends are over, but sometimes things accidentally get left out. Thankfully, we pick our friends carefully, so it’s never been a big deal. We just don’t vibe with people who judge others for what they like.

Bottom drawer of the night stand holds all the toys. KY in the top drawer.

You get new toys just showing up at your house @Nullphase ? Wow. I wonder who is sending them? 😃

It's probably a good idea to put away or stash your toys. you never know when someone's going to pay you a surprise visit to your residence.

my partner is totally oblivious to what I do and has been for almost 30 years. I never let her in on anything personal like that and I have my reasons.

I have two lockable foot lockers filled with my toys......

every once in awhile I break them out....... when I was living alone I was using them all the time....... at least 5 days a week

I really miss those days........................................

We play with our toys together so no need hide them. We do keep them stashed in a case made for adult toys in case our kids go in our bedroom. Fyi, the case is available on Amazon and does a great job of keeping your toys organized!

I don't bother to hide them anymore. There is absolutely no erotic interaction between us anymore, so what I do for myself is none of her concern.

I hide my toys in an old shopping basket that sits in the top of my closet. I currently live with my parents and if I was worried they would snoop, I would probably be more careful about the hiding place but they give me my space so I’m not concerned.

If I lived with a partner, I would never hide my toys from them. I can’t imagine not being open about my interests, even if they don’t share that with me.

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I don't need to hide my anal toys from my wife because she is usually the person actively inserting the anal toys into my anal cavity. On the rare occasion that she's not available, I can insert the toys, but it's more enjoyable to have her do it.

We keep all of our sex toys in a suitcase on the floor in the closet of our bedroom. The suitcase is the large carry-on size that goes in the overhead bin and the suitcase measures 22x14x9 inches (56x36x23 cm). When we have visitors in the home who could possibly snoop around, we lock the suitcase with a small padlock and place a large pillow over the suitcase.

So my wife and I do hide the suitcase of sex toys from anyone who might be visiting our home and, additionally, in the event of both of our deaths, we hide the suitcase from all but one of our children. The one child has been given explicit instructions to NOT open the suitcase, under penalty of being haunted by us and under the threat of his eyes being permanently damaged and his brain melting should he actually see the contents of the suitcase. He has been instructed to place the unopened suitcase in a large, black, plastic garbage bag and then place that large, black, plastic trash bag contained the sex-toy suitcase in the trash bin to be picked up by the sanitation company on the Wednesday following the death of the last of the two of us.

If my wife dies first, she will likely dispose of all my anal toys and just keep the small zippered bag that contains her favorite dildo and a few "clit sucking" toys. I purchased three extra backups of her favorite dildo, just in case her main one dies before she does. If my wife dies first, then I will likely keep my vast collection of anal toys to be disposed of as described in the previous paragraph. The anal-toy collection includes a replica of a woman's hand, wrist, and arm for when my wife's hand, wrist, and arm get tired or for when I place the replica vertically on the small stool. Additionally, my anal-toy stash includes multiple anal toys and butt plugs in a variety of sizes and e-stim toys and vibrating dildos and thrusting dildos and a dildo that no longer thrusts but it has a nice girth and two long (10-inch, 25-cm) non-vibrating dildos and an even longer (14-inch, 36-cm) non-vibrating dildo affectionately nicknamed "Big Bertha" that fits perfectly all the way in (probably my personal favorite) and one ridiculously longer (20-inch, 51-cm) non-vibrating dildo cleverly and uniquely nicknamed "the really long one" with a hefty girth that is too long to go all the way in but it's still fun trying and an alien tentacle and four big black balls on a rubber "string" and seven smaller various-sized black balls on a rubber "string" and a few other toys that I can't recall in the moment. Most of the toys are inserted one at a time, but occasionally two get inserted with the first one inserted tied with a ribbon to help with withdrawal and so it doesn't get lost and stuck in there which would necessitate making a trip to the ER.

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You get new toys just showing up at your house @Nullphase ? Wow. I wonder who is sending them? 😃

Haha, I wish 😅 No, English isn’t my first language so I just made a little mistake in how I phrased it