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I don't need to hide my anal toys from my wife because she is usually the person actively inserting the anal toys into my anal cavity. On the rare occasion that she's not available, I can insert the toys, but it's more enjoyable to have her do it.
We keep all of our sex toys in a suitcase on the floor in the closet of our bedroom. The suitcase is the large carry-on size that goes in the overhead bin and the suitcase measures 22x14x9 inches (56x36x23 cm). When we have visitors in the home who could possibly snoop around, we lock the suitcase with a small padlock and place a large pillow over the suitcase.
So my wife and I do hide the suitcase of sex toys from anyone who might be visiting our home and, additionally, in the event of both of our deaths, we hide the suitcase from all but one of our children. The one child has been given explicit instructions to NOT open the suitcase, under penalty of being haunted by us and under the threat of his eyes being permanently damaged and his brain melting should he actually see the contents of the suitcase. He has been instructed to place the unopened suitcase in a large, black, plastic garbage bag and then place that large, black, plastic trash bag contained the sex-toy suitcase in the trash bin to be picked up by the sanitation company on the Wednesday following the death of the last of the two of us.
If my wife dies first, she will likely dispose of all my anal toys and just keep the small zippered bag that contains her favorite dildo and a few "clit sucking" toys. I purchased three extra backups of her favorite dildo, just in case her main one dies before she does. If my wife dies first, then I will likely keep my vast collection of anal toys to be disposed of as described in the previous paragraph. The anal-toy collection includes a replica of a woman's hand, wrist, and arm for when my wife's hand, wrist, and arm get tired or for when I place the replica vertically on the small stool. Additionally, my anal-toy stash includes multiple anal toys and butt plugs in a variety of sizes and e-stim toys and vibrating dildos and thrusting dildos and a dildo that no longer thrusts but it has a nice girth and two long (10-inch, 25-cm) non-vibrating dildos and an even longer (14-inch, 36-cm) non-vibrating dildo affectionately nicknamed "Big Bertha" that fits perfectly all the way in (probably my personal favorite) and one ridiculously longer (20-inch, 51-cm) non-vibrating dildo cleverly and uniquely nicknamed "the really long one" with a hefty girth that is too long to go all the way in but it's still fun trying and an alien tentacle and four big black balls on a rubber "string" and seven smaller various-sized black balls on a rubber "string" and a few other toys that I can't recall in the moment. Most of the toys are inserted one at a time, but occasionally two get inserted with the first one inserted tied with a ribbon to help with withdrawal and so it doesn't get lost and stuck in there which would necessitate making a trip to the ER.
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