Any males who enjoy inserting a rectal thermometer into a woman??

I usually have her on her tummy, panties pulled down. She lies over a pillow to get her bottom raised up. I like to use an old fashioned glass rectal thermometer with petroleum jelly. After her temperature taking, I move on to other activities, i.e. spanking and enemas.

Most males enjoy inserting ANYTHING into a woman.

I can agree with you on that Switchablesusie at 100%.

No. Not a thermometer. Something bigger.

What male wouldn't like inserting a thermometer into a woman?

To all the ladies out there. If you need your temperature taking I am available for house calls. I only take temps rectally with a glass thermometer.

So just let me know when you need.

Thanks.

I like to use the thermometer as an ice breaker. Panties down and slowly insert and twirl. She knows she has given up her most intimate place with all those suds still to come. Nothing better

Yeah of course. I recently introduced a female play partner to her first (that she could remember anyway) rectal temp taking. Fun to take it and be part of a new experience.

"Most males enjoy inserting ANYTHING into a woman."

But of course I would relish doing this for/to a woman! And pulling it out, shaking it down and re-inserting again!

And, yeah, "DUH" is the word.

Inserting a rectal thermometer in a woman when they're not sick ? I guess you can always tell them that you want to make sure that they aren't sick, and need to use the most reliable way. If you had a room of 20 women, from age 20-60, I wonder how many of them would actually submit to a rectal temperature?

If you had a room of 20 women, from age 20-60, I wonder how many of them would actually submit to a rectal temperature?

@JJM I'd love to know the answer to that question! Too bad we can't place a random poll somewhere...LOL

Yes definitely! Years ago I talked my girlfriend into letting me take her rectal temp. I really enjoyed seeing the glass thermometer disappear deep into her hole. Unfortunately it was obvious that it did absolutely nothing for her.

I love this site! 😃 But to answer the previous question"If you had a room of 20 women, from age 20-60, I wonder how many of them would actually submit to a rectal temperature? " I actually know the answer to this question statistically. 50% would agree and another 10% could be convinced or persuaded to do it with gentle coaxing or literature however 40% would never do it and probably report you to the authorities for sexual harassment if not attempted rape. However not all guys are into rectal thermometers on women believe it or not. In Texas for instance, guys do not go for inserting anything short of their penis into a woman's bottom. Moreover, as this is a fantasy site some guys if given the chance to have their fantasy fulfilled would initially become very aroused then afraid especially if it was a woman other than their wife that they met on the internet and so despite the draw they would not do it.

Send them in, line them up, pull down their panties and bend them over, or lay them down. Hand me a fistful of thermometers and a tube full of jelly. I could take healthy women’s rectal temperatures all day long!

Send them in, line them up, pull down their panties and bend them over, or lay them down. Hand me a fistful of thermometers and a tube full of jelly. I could take healthy women’s rectal temperatures all day long!

Heck yeah. What he said!

Of course... possibly in a nice embarrassing position!!

Really, I’m the one in our relationship that like anal play. So, I would be thrilled if she took my temperature rectally.

Taking a woman's rectal temperature has always a fantasy/fetish for me. Interestingly, I've never had a female partner object to it if I've always treated her with respect and if she has developed a trust and affection for me as a person. That has to be earned, so a mild kink like this should never be rushed within the context of a romantic relationship or it could wreck everything.

Across my lap or diaper position

Across my lap. Love spreading her cheeks and lubing her rosebud hole and gently butt firmly pushing my finger in to lube her rectum and bowels.

Once in I hold it there for at least four to five minutes and yes twirl it around a few times and pull it out and then push it in a few times.

She enjoys it and so do I

Sure, if that's what lifts her skirt. 😁 But then I'm a butt man. 😜

If course, I do.

With my girlfriend, we have been playing with thermometers for some time. But we do it on a reciprocal basis. I take hers, she takes mine. We don't spank each over.

We often take our rectal temperature before and after sex with the good old mercury glass thermometers and sometimes, we sometimes keep smaller plastic thermometers inside us (safety first)when actualy making love. My girlfriend keeps a writen record of our thermometers readings.

Mildly fun yes if she enjoyed or asked for it. But I'm much more of an anal plug or large enema nozzle or inflatable balloon catheter sort. Up to any particular partner's comfort zone, the bigger and longer the better.

Eric

I would also love to take my wife’s temperature rectally. I doubt she ever let or ask me to do that.

Yes I would enjoy taking a woman's temperature rectally. For me it would be done over the knee.

What's not to enjoy? I love having them over my knee with panties down or off. I spread their cheeks with one hand and lube their anus before sliding the thermometer in and will twirl it around and slide it in and out before taking it out to check the reading.

Alternatively, I will have them on all fours and proceed the same way.

Have done this lately: Had the wife and I get naked , told her we were going to try a ” little kink”. Had her bend over bed, took a thermometer , ky gel on it , told her to reach back and spread cheeks. Took my time looking at her tight hole. Slowly inserted thermometer and twirled it as I inserted. Went in about 2 inches, told her to clinch around it. Pushed in just a bit more, clinch numerous times more. Her anus begins to loosen , so I actually begin to fck her in and out her with thermometer.

after removal, tell her not to move, gently spank her alternating cheecks. Have get up in doggy and vaginally Fck her.

I’ve taken the rectal temperatures of many females. Some sick , agreeing to a rectal temperature taking, others wanting, enjoying having their temperatures taken that way, and not being sick.

So, if you are into the RT scene, why as a male would you not want to put a thermometer up the anus of a female?

There is so much you can enjoy and relish from taking the rectal temperature of a female!

Is water wet? 😉

I will take the rectal temperature of any woman or man if she or he wants it to be done. Along the same lines, I will also allow any woman or man who wants to take my rectal temperature to do it to me if they want to do it.

Albert