What about the WET SPOT?
Do you ignore it and just sleep on it, clean it, talk about whose turn it is to sleep on it, avoid it and if you do, how do you do that, who usually sleeps on it, whose side of the bed is it usually on?
Do you usually clean up after sex before you fall asleep, does one of you usually clean you both, do you both get up and clean yourselves or do you fall asleep all juicy and slimy and wait until morning to clean up? 😁
We just made a mess of the sheets, so I thought I would ask!