What I would want to hear from my wife

As I am not allowed to wear a diaper to bed, here is what I would like to hear her say to me, when I first get up in the morning. "When you bring me my coffee, make sure you have your diaper & onesie on, and bring your brush!" " Wet diaper or not, I am going to pull down your diaper and give you a spanking!" " Then you can stand in the corner, until I give you permission to pull up your diaper, & snap your onesie" " You may then come back to bed with me and drink your coffee from your baby bottle".