What are your best (worst?) memories of getting an erection at an inconvenient moment, as a teen?
It seemed like I was getting a boner not just frequently, but at all the wrong times...and on one such occasion, I was 13 and reading one of those black and white horror magazines at the drug store...either "Eerie" or "Creepy." I doubted most of the parents of the boys reading them knew this, but the ladies in those comics frequently got stripped, whipped, etc. Great for sales.
The one I was reading featured an old Scottish laird confronting a beautiful servant girl (late teens, with big tits) of his, on the moor...someone who'd refused to sleep with him. He ordered his two manservants, "STRIP the wench!! And tie her to that post there!!"
The first panel, as his goons complied, showed the girl struggling as one guy held her arms and the other tore open her blouse, exposing her naked left breast and nipple. By the time they were finished, she was completely naked and tied to the pole, with both large breasts splayed across her chest, her legs spread and her ample pubic hair on full display. (The artist probably had limits to what the magazine was letting him show, as there was only a hint of her vulva.) After the laird and his goons finished ogling her and laughing, they left her there for a monster rumored to be in those parts.
I had never seen anything like that in my life. I was rock hard and tenting my jeans. The problem was, my Dad was talking to our minister at the entrance to the store, only twelve feet away, and it was only a matter of time before the Reverend came over to chat with me. I put the magazine back in the display immediately, but the hard-on just wouldn't go away, even as I switched to a Justice League comic. (Damn that Wonder Woman...)
I found something to pretend to look at, in the back of the store. One girl from my jr. high school noticed my predicament, on the way back there, and she giggled loudly, but she didn't give me away, and Dad and the preacher never noticed.
That night, I thought about tying *her* to that pole...
I'm sure we've all been in similar positions, especially as teens. Your favorite memory?